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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:49 pm
Captain tohru honda got lost in a snow storm and came out just fine, only her heart got frost bite so they had to take it out and now she can't love anyone.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:53 pm
(*cries* so true) for-chan kills anyone who takes her yaoi away.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:07 pm
Captain Tohru Honda forcibly marries any individual she runs into that she finds attractive. As of writing, her harem numbers 1,234,980.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:10 am
Lady Gyrfalcon is jealous of Captain Tohru Honda's harem and is secretly planning on stealing some of her husbands and wives to make her own harem with!
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:21 pm
But unfortunately for Lady Gryfalcon, Commodore Cookie already kidnapped Captain Tohru Honda's whole harem!
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:04 pm
Kyra is PART OF the kidnapped Harem.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:19 pm
For-Chan Cookie bought the harem (off her mule?) for over 9000k.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:49 pm
Silly, mules are for stealing from!
Kyra attempted a daring escape from the harm with a roll of dental floss, bit it didn't hold her weight and she dropped twenty stories into the koi pond and almost drowned.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:00 pm
YOU CALLIN' ME FAT?!
For-Chan Cookie was blamed for the death of all the fish in the pond and had to sell her harem to kyra-san for 10k to buy new fish for the pond.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:19 pm
But the harem didn't like Kyra so they all ran back to For-Chan the next night. xd
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:26 pm
For-Chan had placed a magic spell on the entire harem, so they'd always go to where she was, because she is a wizard!
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:53 am
Lady Gyrfalcon is really a sheep in wolf's clothing. She likes to BAA at the full moon.
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:47 am
For-Chan is really lighter than air, she has to wear amazingly heavy pewter boots to stop herself floating off into the sky.
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:48 pm
Lady Gyrfalcon had a debilitating addiction to gummy bears. If she doesn't constantly have a gummy in her mouth, she'll lose consciousness.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:25 pm
For-Chan is equipped with a portable time machine, which she uses to play the stock market like a violin. Unfortunately, she never knows whether she's in the past, present or future. This causes her to make major slip-ups, one of which was the Wall Street Crash itself.
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