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 Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:31 pm
Pan/Kleios: That makes sense I guess. Though it doesn't explain why they're so close. What's your opinion on that. Oh and kid why would you do what a giant monkey making banana pudding told you to do? sweatdrop No one in their right minds would do that. Actually I take that back I once heard one of the muses thought it would be fun to do what a dream animal told them to do. She ended up pregnant because of that.
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:25 am
Me: Umm...well...the giant monkey had Zeus' head...sooo...
Pan/Kleios: Oh...
Me: Well...I should be off. Nice meeting you Kleios! Tell me if you see Pan! biggrin
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:05 am
Pan/Kleios: I will kid and don't you go listening to any more monkey's who happen to have Zeu's head! From what I heard you were giving him and Hera therapy so the monkey technically couldn't have Zeus's head. Unless it's another prank by Lady Artemis and Lord Apollo. From what i've heard about them I wouldn't put it past those two. Well have fun Kid.
Thinking: Let's see how long it takes for her to figure out who I am or Lady Artemis gets wind of what I did. sweatdrop On second thought maybe I ought to hide since she's going to be out hunting soon. Looks for place to hide.
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:37 am
Me: How does Kleios know I'm gave Zeus and Hera therapy? Maybe...nah! But then again...I'll just ask. *goes up to Kleios* Kleios?
Pan/Kleios: Um...yes?
Me: You're sure you haven't SEEN Pan today?
Pan/Kleios: I'm sure.
Me: And you're sure you've never seen him EVER?
Pan/Kleios: What are you getting at?
Me: You've never seen any statues of him?
Pan/Kleios: Maybe one.
Me: Which one?
Pan/Kleios: The one where he teaches that shepherd to play the reeds.
Me: So you haven't seen that statue of him raping a goat.
Pan/Kleios: WHAT? THERE'S A STATUE OF THAT?!I don't rape goats! Stupid frickin' mortals!
Me: eek Sooo...PAN...What's up?
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:53 am
Pan: You caught me kid. lol Probably a good thing since I don't want Lady Artemis to kill me you have guts kid. I'll tell you that now not just anyone can make Zeus and Hera agree to councilling or make it work. I still love seeing what Lady Artemis and Lord Apollo showed me with Zeus getting shock therapy along with Hera. rofl Now what's this about a statue of me raping a goat? stressed That ain't funny kid. That's actually something even the twins won't do and they're well known for their pranks actually on second thought they probably are waiting for the right time. Looks around like he's expecting Artemis and Apollo to jump out at him.
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:31 pm
Me: I was looking for pictures of you on the Internet -
Pan: Why?
Me: It's what I do when I'm bored.
Pan: Go on.
Me: So I found this one picture of a sculpture of you raping a goat.
Pan: Do you know the website?
Me: Ummm...I unfortunately don't remember.
Pan: Well, at least there's a statue of that out there in the world.
Me: Sooo...hi?
Pan: We all ready went through the greetings kid.
Me: Sorry, your Lordship! sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:05 am
Pan: Don't call me your Lordship. Unlike the twins who love that sort of stuff i hate being called anything remotely similar that might make people put me up there with my father and the twins.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:04 pm
Me: Oh...okay.
Pan: Soo...what exactly do you want to do?
Me: I don't know. I never thought I'd make it this far... sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:51 pm
Pan: If you can't think of anything in 30 minutes then i'm going to start planning one of Lady Artemis's pranks on Lord Apollo. She's going to go all out on this one she's gonna find a mortal she likes well enough then she's going to pretend to elope with him. lol We have to figure out how to let the other gods know about the plan without it getting back to Lord Apollo. I can tell you now it's not easy going behind his back when it comes to Lady Artemis. Why do you thin Orion died Lord Apollo overreacted.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:28 am
Me: Good point. This'll be fun! xd
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:31 am
Pan: Ok your job is to find a way to tell the other gods without Lord Apollo finding out and killing us. If he does find out you'll wish you were dead he doesn't kill you right away. He goes in for the slow painful torture if it has anything to do with Lady Artemis. Shudders.
P.S Kenmarin I think we need an emoticon for being very scared.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:25 pm
Me: Got it. I'll distract Apollo while you tell the gods OR you distract Apollo while I tell the gods.
Pan: exclaim YOU DO THE DISTRACTION!! exclaim I hate Apollo...
Me: Is it cuz of that competition where King Midas got asses' ears? question
Pan: Maybe... stare
Me: Ok, I'll just go distract Apollo. I'm good at these things. twisted
*One skip to Apollo later*
Hermes: And that's probably why your head's messed up. idea
Apollo: dramallama wahmbulance Umm...that lecture was, like, sooo long, I think my head's messed up NOW. wahmbulance dramallama
Hermes: neutral Whatever. *poof*
Me: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (100000000 lines of IIIIIIII later)IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Apollo! mrgreen
Apollo: Hi...ummm...what's your name?
Me: Charis.
Apollo: NO. evil Your real name is -
Me: Sooo...have you had any heart girl heart problems?
Apollo: Yes.
Me: Well, mad that's not my problem. *starts skipping away*
Apollo: WAAIT! You helped Zeus and Hera with marital problems!
Me: *stops* twisted Yes?
Apollo: mrgreen So you can help me with my problems! And you won't get annoyed!! mrgreen
Me: Of course I won't be annoyed! razz *walks back to Apollo* So, what happened?
Apollo: You see...*starts lecturing me about girls, love, etc.*
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:01 pm
Pan has meanwhile gathered the rest of the gods minus Zeus who's still stuck to his chair.
Pan: "Ok as I'm sure you've noticed Artemis has had that impish grin in place that says she's about to cause trouble for someone."
Everyone looks at Artemis who's whistling the song Love Story. They all take a moment to shudder.
Pan: "Ok now as for her plot" Hermes interrupts.
Hermes: "Wait where's Apollo at?"
Pan: "Don't worry Father our councilor's distracting him. Anyways Artemis is going to find a mortal she can get along with and is then going to make it seem to Apollo that she has eloped with him." Everyone once again shudders. "That's why you're being informed now for this to work you all need to act like you don't care. He stops Aphrodite before she can interrupt "No Aphrodite you can't have Eros make her actually fall in love with him you know that Apollo would kill you for that. And we also know that you really don't care what she does one way or another you're just being informed so you don't say anything when it starts." sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:51 pm
Me: Sooo...just try to be friends with them and make that relationship grow. idea
Apollo: That's it? xp
Me: That's it. Now if you need me, I'll be letting Zeus know he has another 5 minutes in his shocky chair. twisted
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:31 pm
Artemis: Hey Hermes I finally found who I'm going to use in my plan! biggrin
Hermes: Well who is it sis?
Artemis: He's a lot of fun and there's been a change in the plan i'm going to masquerade as a mortal and see how long it's going to take Apollo to find me. You need to find our Councilor and tell her the plans. Smirks.
Hermes: What is your mortal name going to be?
Artemis: I'm not telling you Apollo would have it out of you in a heartbeat and I can't have that. Now go!
Hermes runs off to as he's told.
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