|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:09 am
Me- Hello
Mom- Hi, what's goin on?
Me- Um mom... thats the third time you called today... and it's only 2. I think you might want to get back to work today...
Mom- Well I'm calling just to see whats up.
Me- Nothing.
Mom- Alright.
Me- Talk to you later then.. bye
Mom- Bye
*click* BORING. But honestly.. she's been calling from work alot today...
Your least favourite teacher is calling...
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:00 pm
me - Hello?
other end - *beep* *beep*
me - Weird...
(I dont have a least favorite teacher! xd )
Your worst fear is calling...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:29 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh.............cows mooing...... DIE I TELL YOU!!!! DIE!!!!!
Teletubbies calling...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:07 am
Hello? NO!NO!NO!!!!! I GOT RID OF YOU GUYS YEARS AGO SO STOP CALLING ME!!!!*slams the phone down*
The car company is calling...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:12 pm
What car!!! I dont own a car! I own a boat.....now leave me alone!!!! 'slam'
Princess Diana is calling.....
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:56 am
Hello? Who? That name reminds me of someone... OMG! AREN'T YOU SUPPOSE TO BE DEAD?!?!*drops phone amd runs away*
Your favorite superstar is calling...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:03 pm
Hello? ... You're my what? .... What exaclty IS a superstar? Hmm??? ..... *click* D:
The evil monkey in my closet is calling..
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:53 am
Hello? What monkey? The monkey in my closet? *goes check inside the closet* Awwwwwww! For an evil monkey, you sure are adorable!
Paris is calling...(as in the city)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:25 pm
Me: Hello? Oh it's you again. Didn't i tell you to stop calling me.
Paris: ...
Me: Don't take that tone with me, I know where you live.
Paris: ...
Me: For the last time no matter how much you ask I will not give you back your tower, you had it taken away for a reason.
(Slams Phone)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:21 pm
NobodyManNeo Me: Hello? Oh it's you again. Didn't i tell you to stop calling me. Paris: ... Me: Don't take that tone with me, I know where you live. Paris: ... Me: For the last time no matter how much you ask I will not give you back your tower, you had it taken away for a reason. (Slams Phone) Pssst....Um Whos' calling ??
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:17 pm
Me: *Picks up phone*
Phone: *dial tone*
Me: Damn. D:
Montreal calling!
XD Lmao... im pretty sure thats a song, but go with it anyways!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:41 pm
Me: Hello ..
Montreal: Is your refriderator running?
Me: Um yes ...last I checked ..why?
Montreal: Well then you'd better go catch it !!! *click..dial tone*
Me...What the ##&@!!#$ you stupid @##$%^... *does a star 69 reverse call*
Montreal...Hello ?
Me.. *makes sound of running feet*
Montreal...Who is this?
Me...*more running sounds*
Montreal...Ok listen up buddy who is this?
Me...I'm the fridge you just called my owner about and im coming to kick your !#@ !!
Montreal ...Oh S**T ! *Hangs up!*
Me...*rollin on floor laughing my a@@ off !!*
Mental Health Hotline calling.....
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:49 pm
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health hotline..
Me: Umm..I didn't call you
"If your obsessive compulsive press 1 repeately"
Me.....*presses 1...1...1..1 * I wonder how they knew that*
"If you have mutliple personalities press 2 3 4 & 5"
Me..."Whoa how did you....?"*stares at phone in disbelief*
"If your paranoid please press 6 we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line we will trace the call"
Me... Oh crap they found me!!!
"If you're Schizophrenic listen carefully and the small voices will tell you which number to press"
Me.... *listens for her voices again*
"If your depressive it doesnt matter what number you press no one will answer you"
Me......What the F**K?
"If you are dyslexic press 696969"
Me... *pressing 969696* ..
"If you have short term memory loss please hang up and try your call again later"
Me... I'm sorry who is this again?
****Hangs up phone wondering who I was just talking to***
Jeff from Survivor is calling....
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:46 pm
Hello? What? No. I would not liked to be shipped out to some island in the middle of shark, tarantula, and mutated piranha filled ocean. What? No, I did not steal your cookies.
The Joker is calling...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Jamais Changeant Vice Captain
|
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:59 pm
How you got those scars? Dude, this isn't a camera phone...I can't see you...go play with your pencil! -hangs up-
The Dog Whisperer is calling...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
