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 Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:29 am
Well...my band already has a fun shirt...
Front: If you can't handle marching band...
Back: ...PLAY FOOTBALL!!!
One of the kids also has a shirt that says "band camp BLOWS"
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:46 am
For those that keep saying some sayings are too long you haven't the slightest. I have a bad shirt that has 12 sayings on it, all down the front of the shirt. I don't remember them all word-for-word, but I remembew some. It starts with "If you think it's hard to: " then list stuff like
ride the yellow dogs while the football team rides the greyhounds.
pay more for your instrument than you did for your car.
list
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"then maybe you're not tough enough to be in the band!"
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Questionable Businesswoman
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:36 pm
Front: I AM an athlete...
Back: I play trumpet (or insert whatever instrument you please...)
Beneath the big saying on back: (I'd like to see the football team and cheer squad stand completely still at attention for more than thirty seconds...)
Oh, and this is a tradition in my band, started last year: It looks like your typical OSU on the front, but on the back...: Ohio State #1, Ohio University #110.
Yeah... I need a cool shirt...
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:31 pm
front: out at halftime but better then cheerleaders
back: band of 2008
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:22 pm
This is already a shirt one my good friends has and it says:
If Marching Band was any easier... they'd call it Football
blaugh
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:20 pm
front: How do you get two piccolo players to play in tune?
back: Shoot one.
That was especially true since we had 11 piccolos out of 75 players in our band last year.
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:38 pm
Grand cupatu Front of shirt:What's the difference between an oboe and a duck Back: Nothing. I gots one too: Front: What's the difference between a lawnmower and an oboe? Back: You can tune(up) a lawnmower. 3nodding (heard that one at a instrumental festival... band director goes, "are there any oboe players here?"...."oh, then i shouldn't tell this one" and proceeds to tell joke :3)
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:18 pm
ideas:
Tubas kick more Brass!!
Hey Trumpets. How fast can you finger?
(picture of a claranet on front) on back: I have something sharp and pointy... piss me off and see where this goes!
The 7 positions of the Trombone Kama Sutra
Tuba Laquor stains are sexy!
Picture of saxophone on front: this shirt makes me look saxy
Football player surrounded by marching band: 1 vs 245: I wonder who wins
what are those football players doing on the band field
6/4 time is a balls-to-the-wall.
I'd like to see the cheerleaders and football team "walk" backwards!! And in time too!
Warning: Colorguard in toss training!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:09 pm
kiyy09 Me and my friend wanted to make a shirt with some of our inside jokes on it . . . we never did, but I still got this fun list. Thoughts of a french horn player . . .“That note’s too high!” “Can I take this part down an octave?” “Can I hear what the E flat in measure 57 sounds like?” “Where ARE we?” “19 measures of rest, time for our nap,” “That trumpet player’s kind of cute!” “Did I just miss my cue?” “I like your half circle,” “Elephant!” “I can’t feel my lips . . .” “I can’t find my spit!” “6 2 3 4, 7 2 3 4, 8 2 3 –breathes-” that is funny!!!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:15 pm
JaneTheDark FOOT BALL I come for the band, I stay for the band. Front: I PITY THE FOOL...! Back: ... THAT DOESN'T PLAY TRUMPET! RULES OF MARCHING 1: DON'T FALL 2: DON'T FALL ON 3: DON'T GET FALLEN ON Front: The difference between the band's mess ups and yours... Back: ... Ours are in step. Band Food Chain Band Director Trumpets/French Horns Saxs/Alto Sax Tuba/Baritone Percussion Flutes Bassoon Stands Director's Wand Chairs Sheet Music The Band Director's tie Clarinets Trumpets to Clarinets We're not too loud, you're too weak!!! Don't Blame the Band... blame the Band Director! Blame him (insert BD's name/picture here) now i don't believe in the food chain b/c oboe is not on there but the marching band rules 1-3 are true so true...
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:48 pm
trumpette For those that keep saying some sayings are too long you haven't the slightest. I have a bad shirt that has 12 sayings on it, all down the front of the shirt. I don't remember them all word-for-word, but I remembew some. It starts with "If you think it's hard to: " then list stuff like ride the yellow dogs while the football team rides the greyhounds. pay more for your instrument than you did for your car. list list list "then maybe you're not tough enough to be in the band!"  ]I have that shirt. xd
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:04 pm
 I've got it!
"Save a drum, bang a drummer"
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:07 am
Snucius front: How do you get two piccolo players to play in tune?
back: Shoot one.
That was especially true since we had 11 piccolos out of 75 players in our band last year. i heard one exactly like this from our band director...except he said it about oboes
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:11 am
front: How many band directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
back: Doesn't matter because no one ever watches!
our band director always said this aiming at the trumpets or clarinets
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:46 pm
We were gonna design shirts that said,
"Friends don't let friends join choir"
but the choir teacher didn't seem too keen on that.
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