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| Since ...uh...well, about five minutes ago if that counts... |
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 Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:06 pm
yusukekidsister11 there's so much sexual innuendo in our band its not even funny. especially in low brass. we were getting yelled at for blaring when we played. so our BD was like "if we're in regular marching band, you can just blow your guts out on that thing!" and then he was talking to the clarinets. and he was like "if you're a 4th grader and i just gave you your first clarinet, you can move your fingers however you want!" looooow brass. best.and.greatest.section.ever. competition band '08! Hell ******** yes. Low brass pwns life itself.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:14 pm
Trombone Hero God, low brass (my section) is a perv section, basically. And we can't go like 5 minutes without making a sex joke. I mean, we make it as subtle as possible. BUt one time I was sitting down playing and no one was looking and a guy flipped his d**k out and stuck it in my bell while I was playing and he was like "Yeah! E-flat!" Sounds awesome. In a strange way.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:04 am
To anyone in band
Do you believe in pre-marital Sax?
(Its best when yelled in a crowded room thats silent!)
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:13 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:33 pm
okay. this is sick i will admit razz my friend told me this in 8th grade once and i will NEVER forget how to tune an instrument again razz haha
~There were two saxaphones in bed. one says " honey, your a bit sharp, pull out."~
hahahahaha
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:03 pm
lol! that's good!
come on, blow harder! harder! harder! push more! come on! push it! ok, now you're perfect.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:04 pm
a bass clarinet is the offspring of a clarinet and a sax.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:18 pm
PLEASE CLICK! DON'T LET THE DIE! 
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:58 pm
Aqua Band '08: (We performed in Hurrican Ike...or what was left of it by the time it hit our area. It was more of a swim meet than a band performance.)
WE POLE DANCE!
You heard me! All the winds, except for tuba, have 9-foot long poles that are part of the drill for the first 50 measures. Learning that drill was loads of fun. Especially watching the trombone section leader. At one point we were throwing our poles and catching the pole of the person next to us.
At the exhibition this last weekend, our director felt so self-concious. He had the microphone and was announcing. We were going to perform twice, once to home and once to visitors. So he said for the whole stadium to hear, "Alright, everyone grab your poles and turn it around!"
And of course, flutes are just as perverted as the low brass, but we're so much more subtle about it that no one really notices. For example, our favorite game to play: Butt tag! Also, just the other day, someone from the low brass "Leid" (pronounced "Laid") me, so I had to lei a low brass player. It goes back and forth. But I think the lei got lost. Flute section leader and a trombone player got the award for "hottest lei". As the flute reported, it was "very hot and passionate".
When I'm tired and not as energetic as normal, our section leader will walk up and get in my face and say something like "Come on, you need to be excited! And I'm not talking about these!"
Those are just a few....
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:23 pm
"KEEP YOUR HAND OUT OF MY BELL" (well thats kinda a anti sex joke)
"Us percussionists bang it for a hobby/class/living"
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:48 pm
People like to stick their hands or anything else into the bells of trumpets.
After they do, we tell them, "You've just violated my trumpet."
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:50 am
well lets see......flutes LOVE to blow 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:12 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:38 pm
Our band director: "Come on everyone! Don't just blow, tongue! Tongue it hard!" lol Of course, she yells this right after her talk about how we shouldn't fool around on prom night! Priceless...
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:59 pm
Reeds' catchphrase at our school:
"Lick it, stick it, blow, blow, Blow!!"
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