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 Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:02 pm
i'm a jerk sitting in the aisle seat and trips the janitor while he is walking down the aisle. sweatdrop i don't ever do that. and i don't act rude in theaters. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:38 am
I'm some random 'would be' hero. I see some evil jerk trip a janitor and pour soda on them, followed by a hand full of popcorn. I then stand up and shout "JUSTICE!" as I run out of the theater looking for other people to help. ........... yes I am crazy, I don't care. ^_^
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:07 pm
lol. nice. blaugh I'm the cops. I arrest you on charges of disturbing the peace, littering, attempted murder, and being crazy. lol. Attempted murder because the guy was deathly allergic to the drink you poured on him and corn. lol. sweatdrop blaugh
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:30 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:30 am
I'm the judge, I overrule all objections that aren't immediately followed by a valid point.
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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:04 pm
I'm a crazy defendant, who jumps on the judge out of anger and pwns him. lol.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 3:50 pm
I'm the courtroom cop. I tazzer the defendent. (or if I'm not allowed to tazzer, just use tompha. (police stick ^_^))
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 4:03 pm
I'm the press again. I make the cop look so bad, his life becomes miserable with all these crazy civilians bashing on him through the internet... especially youtube. lol. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:00 pm
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 8:42 pm
instead of judge... bunker buster bomb. eveyone gets pwned and the court case doesn't matter anymore. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:53 pm
I'm the person in charge of air strikes. "ooops did I launch said bomb at a court where one of my least favorite people was part of the jury? Silly me, good thing I run this place." twisted
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 4:45 pm
haha. nice. evil. eek blaugh um. I'm the commander in chief. I accidentally press the button that launches all the nukes at russia which then retaliates but i'm in a bunker in the middle of the pacific by that time. sweatdrop i know this is nothing to joke about but i couldn't think of anything else. nuclear warfare is DANGEROUS and can END humanity. eek
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 11:59 am
I'm a cockroach, one of the only living creatures that can survive a nuclear holocaust.
YOU CAN'T IRRADIATE ME TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 4:49 pm
There are too many nukes. every square mm is scorched to the temperature of the sun for a fraction of a second by the heat waves of the weapons. The planet can't take the duress and destabilizes, causing a meltdown in the core, eventually, turning Earth into space dust. o.O No organic life-form can survive.
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:30 pm
I'm a super genius who discovered how to create an atmosphere on Mars. I left Earth with my atmose technology about two hours before the nukes went off.
O.O OMG the Earth blew up! ......... I really, REALLY hope my calculations were 100% perfect sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
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