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 Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:04 am
AcK! You've truly angered me now!
I shall get my revenge, so I vow!
Here is Blue, I shall stuff in a box
With trees and books and, yes, a fox!
Then the box with Blue inside,
I shall dump in cyanide!
blaugh twisted Ooh yes, I'm evil!
EDIT: My page!
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:36 am
A fox, you say?
In a box, you say?
Could you see,
If he's missing his ears,
They may belong to me.
Cyanide? Too messy.
Use a household cleaning agent,
The detectives won't ever guessy.
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:19 pm
KIYO! Look at the Carolling sticky quick!
Something you've written has made it's mark...kick!
Sorry about the bad rhyme, but it's true! On the Carolling sticky in Q and F! It's Kiyo's poem!
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:57 pm
I can't sing,
But my avy can!
Look look!
It's the gingerbread man!
Watch me chase him,
Far and wide!
Quick, get in the gym,
It's time to hide!
.__O;
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 7:51 pm
Why why! I yell now...
Dinner parties suck! Cow?
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:13 pm
Falling asleep i start
my chest heaving and my heart
it's racing so fast i can hardly breath.
IT'S CHRISTMAS! I realise.
So you better recognize!
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:13 pm
Oddities we all are
Then, we can run far!
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:03 pm
The guilds are back!
Call off the attack!
Stupid taco server.
It's worse than a perver...
T?
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:39 am
I'm poor again!
Oh wait...when?
To buy a gift of a friend...
Who will be a friend 'till the end ^^
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:19 pm
Hey Mr. Tambourine man! Play a song for me!
In that sleepy jangle, there's no where on earth I'd rather be.
It's quite sad when I have to quote a song,
But it's better than my sucking at a bong.
What am I rhyming about? It makes no sense!
My RP format is in past tense.
Okay, running out of ideas so I'll tell random stuff,
You know Lykus? We call him fluff.
Well, Fluff with a y on the end.
So that's Fluffy then, isn't it? I've still got his Christmas card to send.
Oh well, I'll leave it till next year.
When he's playing with the ladies and drinking the beer.
And what about his cousins, Brandon and Matt?
Forget the latter; he's thick as a cow pat.
It may be mean, I must concur.
My twin brother Irru is made of fur!
Happy Christmas to the one and only Boat,
What a pretty nickname, you should gloat.
How did you acquire such a rare find?
My nickname's Miku and even that boggles my mind.
Such crap I write, must I go on?
Yes! I shall, Skywalker my son.
thelegendofmax.com is full of birthday cheer!
Although I'll miss the party; - shed a tear.
Back on track now, I turn a new
Hope my message doesn't make you spew.
I love this guild, it is my heaven.
'Coz I've had enough of "thirteen-thirty-seven"
Dictionary says, used by lamers.
Or would that be L4/\/\Z0|2Z for you gamers?
Define lamer: Lamer is a jargon or slang name applied to individuals thought to be lacking in maturity, social skills, technical competence or intelligence. Wow.
That sounds like everyone on these forums! Ka-Pow!
You guys enjoying my little big rant?
All this talking makes me pant.
I was surfing the net the other day,
Came across a Bad freestyle thread, oh yay!
What's worse, was the rhyming was about getting boned,
Talking about people's mothers and getting RAKEOWNED.
Yes it was funny, but lets cut the crap.
No one likes freestyle rap.
At least not me, unless it has some humour to it.
But truly, I don't need to read to know they're a tit.
Now that I'm almost done, I'm sure Dr. Seuss would furrow his brow.
As I drink a glass of water, then take a well deserved bow.
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:45 pm
Either someone was bored,
Or she really scored.
'Cause that's a big poem,
Yay, Miku, you tell 'em!
.__O; Yes. Congrats on your most LOOOONG epic.
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:24 pm
Suddenly I feel so low.
Your poetry just threw a blow.
I used to think I was good at rhyming...
I might as well go away into hiding.
You shame me, dear member, I do agree
That you're much better than...me!
And most of the other people that I've ever met blaugh
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:28 pm
I HAVE ANOTHER!
For my dear friends, it is so true,
Remember, you are better than them, do not feel blue!
3nodding oh, a word of warning, it contains foul language. But only against nubs, so that's okay.
Oh, and thanks guys for the comments ^_^;;;;
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Browsing Barton Town on my daily rounds,
I spot ~Mud wrestling in the dirt mounds~
Oooh! And a party at an un-affordable pool,
Be realistic, you couldn’t buy that s**t, tool.
So we’re off to a really bad start,
But look, they created a room to fart?
What the ******** is up with that?
God I wish my avi could carry a baseball bat.
To hit all the n00bs that infect our forum,
Come on guys, grow up, -don’t be dumb.
The demons are after Jimmy’s cat?!?
I’m so shocked, -I’m no longer sat.
Okay, so that’s not true, it’s a lie,
I hate you really, I hope you die.
Your name’s chickmelon653,
And your guilds about puberty?!?!
What a waste of 20k,
Role playing in threads about Independence Day.
July the fourth is an American tradition.
And you’re a Czechy, in the country with the worst reputation.
Aside from Iraq of course, and they’ll be a role play about that soon!
Why write about a country which is lead by a baboon?
And your post says WHAT?!? Translate to English please,
Don’t make me get down on my knees
and beg. I’ll let you grovel, - let you plead.
Tutoring, and b***h-slapping I feel you need.
No one gives a s**t about you, you’re not worth a dime,
Why am I even trying, it’s not worth my time.
Get away from me, go learn to type, -and learn to spell.
I’m really pissed off, can’t you tell?
You’ve come back, opened a strip club. How is that PG-13?
Showing your a** off all over the scene.
The rules aren’t there for you to rebel,
It’s your loss, You’re the one going to hell.
All the trouble and all the chaos is paused,
So I can sort out the mess you've caused.
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:36 pm
Omigawd, Amiku!
And here I can only do a haiku!
You must have used a lot of thought.
Here here, come contribute to my pot!
I have little brain power,
To use in this hour,
Or little other hours either way.
@__@;
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:51 pm
I feel so stupid
For yesterday's eve I went
To watch a movie with another
But found my time ill spent
He did not show up,
oh no he did not!
And his excuse this morning
was a hangover
and his word that he forgot... gonk
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