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 Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:32 pm
The more the girl rambled on, the more the old adage, looks aren't everything came to mind. She might be a nine point five, but just the pure stupidity of her words made his skin crawl, 'This must be how Alex feels,' he thought then turned back to his friend, "So, what shall we be improving?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:39 pm
Kira had to take a few seconds to make sure she wasn't going to laugh at the suppressed horror on Shawn's face. Oh, she was never going to let him live this one down! In spite of her efforts she was still grinning a borderline wicked grin as she shrugged. "Ms. Lewis hasn't said, so you can continue your conversation with the pretty girl, Shawn; we've got time. The other groups aren't even finished dividing up, yet." Still smirking, she knelt and started fishing around in her backpack for a book.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:40 pm
Conall grinned mischievously and wrote viciously. He kept writing, words spreading like venom throughout his paper. He wrote viciously about an incompetent teacher afraid of his students and wrote several evil and vicious things about the teacher, such as impotence, bed-wetting, and other various childish and yet cruel insults.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:52 pm
Shawn prepared to react when suddenly the teacher spoke up, "Alright it seems that you have all found you groups. In your first Improvisation, you shall each pretend to be... superheros."
"Ooh, I call Gigantic Breasts Girl!" the future Mrs. Eric shouted excitedly, temporarily returning a lecherous smile to Shawn's face
(Yes I saw the comment XD)
Alex began to laugh as he read over the other boy's shoulder, suggesting this and that from time to to time, m"Oh and don't forget about the virginity, no story is complete without a thirty five year old virgin."
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:04 pm
Kira forced down her inner elation and sighed, completely ignoring the mind-blowingly stupid comment from Gigantic Breasts Girl. "God, what am I supposed to do?" she asked, faking innocent uncertainty as she zipped up her backpack and stood, "I don't know anything about superheros." Suddenly she dropped the act and grinned. "I call Spidergirl. Mine." She giggled. "I know you wanted it," she added to Shawn, "But you can't have it. I called it. Yesss!" She prepared to jump upward, planning on punching the air triumphantly with her fist, but felt the stage... buckle? She straightened, looking genuinely uncertain now. "Did you... feel that?" she asked softly.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:11 pm
"Holy headaches Spidergirl, I think I did," Shawn replied, half joking, "I guess that makes me Robin."
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:35 pm
Conall looked to Alex with an evil grin.
-"Where have you been? All this time I could've used a friend like you..."
Conall turned back to the story, inserting how the impotent, incompetent, bed-wetting teacher was also a thirty-five year old virgin. He also inserted quite graphically how on regular occasion the teacher would masturbate using his own tears as lubricant.
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:19 am
(you might want to edit that, Ele might yell)
A friend? Is that what he thought this was? Sure, of course while he was by himself, but like most people who entered his life, once Shawn came into the picture, "Hey, nerds united!" The truth was, when they were younger, Alex used to hate his brother because of this, because everyone expected him to be just like Shawn simply because they looked the same. The way they were always grouped together like they were one person. He used to desperately want to get rid of his twin, to just be one person, but at some point, he realized that to some degree, people were right. They were both the same, in the way they were treated, and that's how his worst enemy, became his greatest ally. But even still, he hated being grouped together with his brother, making their criminal persona that much more ironic, "Yeah sure, friends. Hey, would you mind if I introduced you to someone after class?"
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:40 pm
Conall paused and looked at Alex. He shrugged.
-"Sure."
Conall turned back to the paper and spread more venom on the page, grinning at how the teacher would react to this.
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:24 pm
Solaris pushed her invisible glasses closer to her nose as she continued to scribble into the sheet. Let's see...she's obviously passive- aggressive, not to mention absent minded... poor biddy has been staring at that wall for three minutes now. Time bomb waiting to explode if you ask me... "Yesss!" at that moment one of the students got to her feet and she raised an eyebrow, turning back to write, "Little or no control over her students...such a rowdy atmosphere."
Ahh too bad for Lewis...Solaris hoped she had an up to date resume or something. Well since she was stuck doing this all day, might as well put some extra effort into it... Her smile widened and she murmured sing-song, "Oh won't Velásquez be so proud of me!" Hey it wasn't as if the Department Head wouldn't take her reports in with a cup full of salt anyway.
And now for the kill... She whispered as she wrote, pen flying over the sheets, "It seems that prolonged exposure to the constant rigors of a high school classroom is beginning to take its toll on Ms Lewis. Evaluator recommends a paid leave of absence as well as therapy..." Just then her stop watch began beeping and she looked up, shrugging apologetically to the teacher.
"Ah sorry about that Ms Lewis, that means my work here is done." She walked over to the teacher. "Thank you for having me and you will be finding our response in the mail very soon." Solaris glanced at her watch and made for the door. Just three more classes left.
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:31 pm
((I won't yell. As long as he doesn't describe it, I don't think he's breaking the PG 13 limit. xp It is gross, though.))
Kira laughed outright, any uncertainty banished by Shawn's campy Batman reference, but before she could respond Ms. Lewis spoke up again. Her voice was a bit more clipped than usual, but but otherwise she seemed to have herself back under control. "Listen, please; this is not going to be a free for all." Kira's smile faded slightly, as that was exactly what she had been hoping it would be. "I want you all to explore the cliches of the genre, which means at least one of you will have to be a villain. Try to keep the scene rolling, and if you hit an awkward patch, just get yourself out of it as best you can. Rely on each other, and, even more importantly, do not attempt to steal the spotlight; improvisation is never a one person show. Laela," she added in a more obviously irritated tone to Gigantic Breasts Girl, "I want to see you acting like someone other than yourself, and if you giggle more than once or break character more than twice you are going to spend the rest of the period taking notes on how others are doing. Maybe that will help you learn, since actual participation hasn't seemed to have made much of a mark." Laela rolled her eyes. "Right. I will be walking around to each group. You may begin when ready."
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:15 pm
With a hand to his chin, Shawn began thinking over the assignment "Well, I suppose the first step is figuring out what Spider girl, Robin and Gigantic Breasts Girl are doing together." As small glint appeared in his green eyes with the last name, but he tried not to let it show as it would seem that Robin had no idea of the existence of an opposite gender. "Any ideas?"
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:58 pm
Domhnal's dance class was passing in a routine fashion, He chatted for a while with his friend Trey. Who had apparently been engaging in some complex inter-conectiveness theory which linked the girl scouts to 9/11. Domhnal listened with half an ear to Travis while he stretched, the other half he kept on his dance teacher. A roughly 30 year old Brazillian woman named Lucy who was simultaneously the nicest person he had ever met and one of the most painful to be around. (The latter stemmed from her professional dance experiance, which caused her to push her students to achieve excruciating heights of physical prowess.)
Wherever his ears were though, Domhnal's mind was on his Sensei's murder. (and the pain of his bruises reminded him when he was on the verge of forgetting.) Even though he had destroyed the murderer (an extra-dimensional monster known as a Jabberwock) He was no closer to finding out why the Jabberwock had wanted his Sensei dead in the first place, or why it had not resisted him when he killed it.
"Well it's a full moon again tonight" thought Domhnal, "I'll ask Sensei."
"Mr. Grady! Foucus"
Domhnal winced. "Yes ma'am." He said, returning his thoughts to his stretching. The rest of the period passed uneventfully.
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:19 pm
Kira shook her head. "I don't know. I'm thinking maybe I should be Catwoman instead." She smiled suddenly. "I mean, we need a villain, and she is a really kick-a** one, if she counts as a villain." She pursed her lips, trying to think back to the collection of old Batman comics her father had allowed her to read as a child. "She helped Batman out a few times, didn't she?"
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:23 pm
"Yeah, then she usually betrayed him. But who could really blame the bat, she was in all leather," the boy smirked, "And I'm sure Robin didn't ming much either."
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