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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:55 pm
Morri spotted Kira walking over to Hirami, and could hear the conversation going on. When Hirami siad it would be difficult to explain, she laughed, walking up to the two. "Kira-Fukutaichou!" she greeted him with a smile. "Well, this is a mess, isn't it?" she said. "The only explanation we have is that...we don't really have an explanation. They all seem to have come from different worlds and time periods, and they all claim different races and professions." Sesshomaru stepped up next to her, and she jumped again, baffled at how he could be so blindingly obvious to the eye and yet sneak up on her. "I do not believe, Morrigan, that they are simply claims. They each have a different scent...some human, some not, but there is more to it than that. Even the humans do not smell the same--they have a lingering scent of the worlds they came from." Morri blinked, staring up at him. "What kind of demon did you say you were?" she asked. "Dog demon," he answered, smiling slightly. "Right," she said. That explains it, she thought...
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 12:08 pm
(Waugh! Foul play! That was an ambush! You couldn't just let me explain everything for once, could you?! D< Bad Sam! You silly......person who has to explain everything!!)
Hirami nodded. "Pretty much, just as Morri says. We need to talk to Mayuri as soon as possible, so we can get on track of sending these people home."
Kira nodded as well. "I agree. But you should wait until tomorrow."
"Tomorrow?! But Fuku-"
He held up his hand to stop her objections. "You forget that it has been a while since you last visited us. I'm sure everyone would love to see you two for a bit. And I know of at least two Captains who will want to see Rukia-San."
Even as he said this, both Byakuya Kuchiki-Taichou and Jushirou Ukitake-Taichou could be seen walking towards the group from opposite sides. Hirami sighed.
"I suppose you're right. And I guess one day couldn't hurt much."
Kira's smile widened. "I knew you'd see it my way, Hirami-Chan." He looked up into the sky and noted a few dark clouds. "Hmm, looks like it's going to rain."
~*~ [In the world of Ranma 1/2]
"Look Ryouga, you better make this quick, cuz I can't be late to school!" Ranma called across the empty lot.
Ryouga smirked. "Don't worry Ranma, it will be quick. Because today's the day I defeat you!"
Akane sighed. "Jeez, are they at it again? Can't you two give it a rest once in a while?!"
"Shut up Akane, it's not like I was the one who challenged him." Ranma frowned. "Besides, you don't hafta' wait around here, why don't you just go ahead? No reason why both of us have to be late."
She sneered "Well, don't mind if I do!" And stalked off.
Ryouga growled angrily. "Ranma! How could you talk that way to Akane?! DIE!"
Charging the other boy, Ryouga grasped his parasol and swung it at Ranma, who dodged easily.
"Tenshen Amaguri Ken!!" Ranma shouted, launching into a volley of blows that were too fast to see. It would have been the end of the fight...if Ryouga had still been there. As it was, Ranma's blows struck thin air, and he fell forward.
"Woah!"
And then he was gone too.
Only to fall flat on his face anyway. Except it wasn't the dirt of the lot he fell on, but a stone pathway. Which hurt a helluva lot more.
"Unh..." He said, pushing himself up into a sitting position.
"Ranma?"
"Ryouga?!" He turned his head towards his voice, and saw him standing up on a nearby wall. "What the hell just happened?! How'd you do that disappearing act of yours back there?!"
Ryouga shrugged. "Dunno. But it looks like we're not in Japan anymore."
Ranma stood and jumped up onto the wall next to him. "Huh? Hey, you're right. So where the hell are we?"
"Dunno. But I hear voices coming from over there. Maybe we could ask someone?"
"Yeah, I guess. But no more of your challenges, okay?! We got enough on our plate without you attackin me all the time!"
Ryouga rolled his eyes, sighing. "Fine. I guess we have a truce, Ranma. For now."
"Okay, cool. So let's go."
"Right." He turned and started walking off.
"Ryouga, it's this way." Ranma said, pointing the other way.
Ryouga laughed in embarassment, turning back in that direction. "I knew that!"
"Yeah, right." Ranma said under his breath, following with his hands in his pockets.
At length, they came into sight of a large bunch of odd-looking people, all of them standing around talking to each other about one thing or another. The two boys jumped across a pathway to land on a wall next to two girls and a blonde guy in a black hakama and haori, as well as a guy in a werd white outfit.
"Yo!" Ranma called to get their attention. "Any of you guys know where the hell we are?"
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BeautifullParanoiia Captain
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KylianRetreana Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 11:21 pm
Sesshomaru was already looking up at the two boys, ready to attack if they made trouble. Morri looked up at them a little more calmly. "Oh, more of you," she said, as though completely unsurprised. "You're in Soul Society, Seireitei to be exact. I'm going to take a wild guess and say this isn't where you were a few minutes ago, right?" Sesshomaru stared up at them for a moment, then looked down at Morri. "They are from another world, like the rest." Chii chose that moment to jump to the wall next to the boys. "Why are you up here?" the Chobits asked. "Chii finds it is more productive talking to people when they are on the same level as you. Chii thinks that you should come down and talk to people on the ground. Who are you?" Morri smiled at Chii's cute display. No doubt the two boys were startled at her sudden appearance; most human females couldn't jump that high. But Chii wasn't human, and come to think of it, it had been less of a jump than a short flight... Jumping implied effort, of which Chii had exhibited none; it was more like she had levitated from the ground to the top of the wall--which, being that Morri knew next to nothing about Persecoms or Chobits, perhaps she had. Inuyasha stared at Chii. The only girls he'd ever seen who were able to do that were demons, but she didn't strike him as a demon. She didn't smell like one, she didn't look like one, and she definitely didn't act like one he had ever seen. He began to think...what else could she be? Come to think of it, what did she smell like? She didn't smell human, that was for sure...in fact, she didn't smell like anything living at all, besides the smell of other people on her. She smelled like...metal, mostly, and something he couldn't identify. He had heard her tell Morri that she was a Persecom, then later a Chobits, and Morri had called her a robot a couple times, but he wasn't sure what any of those words meant...
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 9:18 am
Ranma raised an eyebrow at the girl. Normally at this point he would say something sarcastic, like 'Chii thinks so, huh? Well Ranma thinks Chii should mind her own god damn business!', but he could tell that she wasn't like other girls. She seemed somehow more innocent than she should have been. It was kinda weird. And what was with those freaky ears, anyway?!
And so, as she had said, Ranma jumped off the wall, landing in front of Hirami and Kira. He grinned.
"The name's Ranma. Ranma Saotome of the Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts."
Ryouga jumped down next to him, his parasol slung over his shoulders. "And I'm Ryouga Hibiki, the lone wanderer."
Ranma gave him a flat stare. " 'Lone wanderer', huh?"
"Yeah! You got a problem with that?!"
"Oh no, not at all."
Hirami smirked, not quite sure what to make of these two characters. "Well, okay then. I'm Hirami Getsuru, and this is my sister Morri. Beside me is Lieutenant Kira Izuru," Kira smiled and waved in greeting. "And this is Sesshoumaru. Welcome to the group. So, where are you from, and what year was it when you left?"
"We were in Japan a minute ago." Ranma replied, scratching his head thoughtfully.
"And as far as the year goes, it was...uhm..."
"1995. Don't listen to Ryouga, he can't tie his own shoelaces without messin up."
"Hey, what'd you say?!"
"Oh, nothing."
Hirami grinned, laughing. "Well, okay then. Do you have any clues as to how you got here?"
"Uhh...nope." Ranma replied, putting his hands behind his head. "You got any ideas, Ryouga?"
"I dunno," He said thoughtfully. "What about that magic mirror thing?"
"You mean the one the ol' freak guards with his life? I doubt it. You have to cry to make that thing work. Plus you hafta be thinkin of the place you wanna go. It wouldn't work, since we don't know this place."
"Oh...you have a point there."
"Uhm," Hirami interrupted. "So basically, you have no idea how you got here?"
"Nope." They both said, shaking their heads.
Up above them all, the dark clouds were spreading. It was going to rain. and soon.
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BeautifullParanoiia Captain
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 1:16 pm
Giving a small sigh Saito looked around and the new forming group. "Wow this group gets bigger by the second." He commented as he yawned and sighed. Looking up at the sky he gave a small groan he hated rain. Getting the hood of his little robe he put it on and sighed as the top suddenly burst in flames.
Tsuna and the group just sighed in relief because Hibari wasn't there. If he was here Tsuna was sure he would've beat him up and left. Yamamoto always being the energetic one walked up to the group and laughed along with them. "So you guys are from Japan too?" He asked curiously as he looked at them. They looked nothing like the shinigami, us, Chii or really rather than anyone here. "I think we all are from Japan as well.." he commented with a lost look on his face. "Isn't that right Hirami-san?"
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 2:39 pm
Hirami shrugged. "Not quite, but good enough. Allen-Kun and Lavi-Kun are from Paris. Is that right?"
Allen jumped, surprised to hear his name. "Oh..yes."
"Oh, Paris? Y'don't say?" Ranma asked, mildly interested. "Don't people in Paris eat snails?"
"I wouldn't know." Allen said, smiling nervously. This guy was weird...
"Yeah, actually, they do." Lavi answered. Allen looked at him funny. "But where we come from there's a chef who'll make you anything you want, for free!"
"Wha?! That's great! Is he any good?!"
"Oh, yeah! All sorts!" Lavi laughed.
"Oro?" Allen wondered, looking up at the sky. "I felt a raindrop." He said, putting up his hood.
Ranma and Ryouga just stopped, exchanging a glance. "R-rain?"
"Uhh, yeah." Hirami replied flatly. "We've been saying it was going to rain for the past ten minutes."
"Th-then, shouldn't we go inside?! Where we won't get wet?!" Ranma yelled.
Kira blinked. "Yes, I'll have accommodations at the Third set up right away."
"Oh, Kira-Fukutaichou, I don't want to impose on you." Hirami said, her eyebrows knit together.
"No, it's fine! What kind of Vice-Captain would I be if I didn't offer?"
"Uhh..." Ranma interrupted, watching as a raindrop fell towards him. At the last moment he jumped out of the way, breathing a sigh of relief.
Ryouga looked up, then opened his parasol and held it above his head casually. Ranma looked at him and stepped under it as well...only to be pushed back out just as the rain started coming down.
"Oh, now everyone's soaked!" Hirami turned to her group. "Sorry, everyone! If you'd just follow Kira-Fukutaichou here, he'll lead you to a place where you can dry off!"
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BeautifullParanoiia Captain
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 2:56 pm
Saito just sighed as the flame above his head was staying strong. "Yes don't burn out my never ending flame." He muttered as he soon enveloped his whole body in the demon flame. "I love demon flames." He said with a smile as he continued to walk.
Yamamoto just smiled as he took out his Shigure Kintoki. Being the rain guardian he was the one who brought the peace down upon the family and was always there to help them. Transforming his bamboo sword into a real one he just laughed as he took this time to practice. Turning serious as he walked he hit the rain drops that appeared. Staying dry for a while he smiled. When he first started this self training exercise it was much harder than it sounded.
Hibari just sighed as it started to rain. Taking refuge under a tree he looked to the side to see if the little mechanical bird was still there. Giving a small smile he closed his eyes and simply took a nap.
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 5:30 pm
Allen and Lavi followed after the group, Lavi looking over his shoulder at the last few people.
Hirami looked at Ranma, laying on the ground, soaking wet. "Are you two coming?"
Ryouga smirked. "Just give him a minute, I'm sure he'll get over it after he gets wet enough."
At that moment Ranma started growling. But it wasn't like the kind of noise that would come from a guy. It sounded almost feminine. "Ryouga..." He said in a voice that sounded very female. Hirami raised an eyebrow. "You JERK!" Ranma cried, jumping up.
Hirami gave them both a flat stare. "Wait...weren't you a guy a second ago?"
Lavi, who was already ahead of them, stopped in his tracks. "Woah...Allen....that Saotome kid just turned into a girl!"
"Nani? What are you...." Allen trailed off, seeing the girl Ranma and losing everything he had been about to say.
Ranma looked at them both and twiddled his/her fingers. "I, uhm...you see...that is to say.....geez."
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BeautifullParanoiia Captain
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 9:54 pm
"Okk.." Saito said as he looked at Ranma and laughed. "This is kinda awkward." He commented as he looked at her or was it him? "First time I've seen a person who is a guy and a chick without being a trannie." he said as he turned around and sighed. "This little group just continues to show weirder and weirder people.
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 8:25 pm
Ranma held her hands up, as if in defense. "I - that is - er..." She stopped trying to explain, turning to Ryouga with a growl. "You jerk! I thought we had a truce!"
Ryouga smirked in the rain that was still pouring down on everyone. "We do. But I think I said that I wouldn't attack you; not that I would protect you from turning into a girl."
"Oh really?" Ranma grinned evilly. "Then I guess the same goes for me, huh?"
His expression turned to one of disbelief and anger. "You wouldn't dare!"
Hirami blinked. "He turns into a girl too?"
"That's kinda weird." Ichigo said flatly.
Ranma smirked. "Not quite. Isn't tht right, P-Chan?"
Ryouga frowned. "You can't get this parasol away from me without attacking. And that would be breaking the truce."
"Oh, really?" Ranma asked, grabbing ahold of her shirt and pulling it open. She winked at him. "And what about now, huh big boy?"
Ichigo flinched and his face colored.
Hirami laughed.
Ryouga stared for a moment. "That won't...work on....me....." And then fell on his face.
"Hahah, yes!" Ranma yelled in triumph, closing her shirt and retrieving the parasol. "So who's the big cheese, now P-Chan?"
Something squirmed in Ryouga's empty clothing, and a tiny black piglet jumped out at her, clawing at her face and squealing.
Lavi blinked. "Now the other guy turned into a pig?"
Allen smiled in a very uncertain manner. "So it would seem..."
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BeautifullParanoiia Captain
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KylianRetreana Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:16 pm
Morri was actually speechless, unsure of what to do. She seemed to be caught between trying to help, leaving them to their own squabbles, or just laughing until she was doubled over. Sesshomaru seemed unable to keep a smile from twitching at the corner of his mouth, his yellow eyes bright with amusement, as though he were actually trying not to laugh. Inuyasha might have laughed at the spectacle presented by the two boys--or was it a girl and a pig?--but he, too, seemed conflicted at the sight of Sesshomaru's mirth...should he laugh, or be very afraid of a Sesshomaru who was showing an emotion other than irritation or deadly calm? Chii was back on the ground now, and she just looked confused for a very long moment before she giggled once, discreetly, then began to follow after the rest of the group. All the while, a black cat was watching the entire scene from under an awning nearby, where it would not get wet but had a clear and unobstructed view of what was happening...
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:49 pm
(Sorry for not posting for a really long time. I was otherwise occupied. ^_^; )
Hirami cleared he throat to get everyone's attention. "Well, as amusing as this is, we really should be moving on. Now."
Ichigo nodded quickly. "Yeah. I agree wih Hirami."
She narrowed her eyes at him. "You're only agreeing because you don't want Ranma to open her shirt again."
"So?! And what if I do?!"
Rukia and Hirami giggled.
Ranma picked up Ryouga's parasol, holding the little black pig by the kerchief around it's neck. "You ain't the only one, buddy. Let's hurry up and go so we can get some hot water. Right, P-Chan?"
The little pig squealed angrily at her, squirming.
Hirami nodded. "Okay then. Let's go, shall we? Morri?"
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BeautifullParanoiia Captain
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KylianRetreana Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:10 am
Morri nodded. "Right then," she agreed, then paused. "Er...Yoruichi-Sama?" she said after a moment, looking around. She spotted the cat under the shelter of an awning and grinned. "Subtlety at its best, she muttered, shaking her head. "Curiousity killed the cat, Yoruichi." "Good thing I'm not really a cat then, isn't it?" the cat replied in a male voice. "The hell?!" Inuyasha exclaimed, immediately followed by, "Damn cat demons!" "Why is this cat talking?" Chii asked, head tilting to one side as she approached Yoruichi with an outstretched hand. "Chii has never seen a cat that talks." Sesshomaru simply stared at the odd cat, saying nothing, watching others' reactions to the cat Morri had called 'Yoruichi'. Morri laughed. "She's not a demon, Inuyasha," she told him, amused. "She?" he asked immediately. Morri rolled her eyes. "Yes, she. She might sound male right now, but that's only in cat form. Yoruichi is a woman." "This cat...is a woman?" Chii asked, kneeling in front of Yoruichi, head still tilted sideways, one arm around her knee, the other pointing to the cat. "Chii does not understand. This is a cat. This cat talks in the voice of a man. How can this cat be a woman? This goes against everything Hideki has taught Chii...Chii is confused..." Sesshoaru was smiling slightly, amused by the whole thing. Morri laughed again, knowing that if the conversation continued this way, with everyone being unable to grasp that Yoruichi was a woman, she might very well change to her human form and prove everyone wrong--and probably make at least five people blush so red they could be used as stop signs in the living world.
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:15 am
(Oh no. You just opened up for a big Ranma and Ryouga teh piggy convo about the ******** Jusekyou springs. xD And Yoruichi is a cat. Never ever bring in cats around Ranma. Tis baaaaad.)
Allen was extremely confused. "The cat is male..."
"But it can turn into a woman." Lavi finished, scratching his head. "Well, it's no stranger than two guys turning into a chick and a pig."
Ranma, meanwhile, was freaking out. "I-it's a a a a CAT!!"
Ryouga rolled his little piggy eyes.
Hirami raised an eyebrow at her. "Yeah, it's a cat. What's wrong with that?"
"CAT!!!!" Ranma squealed and ran to hide behind Allen and Lavi.
The two Exorcists looked back at her. "I think he...she's afraid of cats." Allen concluded.
Ranma squealed and nodded emphatically. "Throw some hot water on it! Turn it into a woman! Anything is better than a CAT!"
Lavi gave her a look. "This guy is weird..."
Hirami sighed. "Why do we always get sidetracked?"
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BeautifullParanoiia Captain
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KylianRetreana Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:07 pm
Morri doubled over laughing. "I suppose that's a logical question, Nee-Chan," she said, still laughing, "but I have no answer... This is hilarious! Who could possibly be afraid of cats?" Yoruichi tilted her head and spoke in that male voice she had in cat form. "Hot water?" she said, seeming mildly confused and very much amused. "Why would I need hot water? I can change whenever I wish. Like right now, for example...if you're so afraid of cats, I wouldn't want to continue frightening you." The cat began to change, and in moments, a naked, dark-skinned, purple-haired woman stood in its place. Chii was left staring up at her, a look of childlike amazement on her face. Sesshomaru didn't react at all. Morri laughed harder. Inuyasha turned bright red. "AAAUUUGH!" he yelled, spinning around to face away from her. "Put some clothes on, woman!" Yoruichi ignored him. "Better?" she asked Ranma, not even trying to cover herself. Inuyasha apparently thought she was talking to him, and glanced back, then turned away again quickly. "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" he repeated. Yoruichi turned her yellow eyes to him and grinned, though he couldn't see it. "I hate clothes. So constricting. What's wrong with this? It's natural. It bothers you, not me." Chii stood from her crouch and pointed at Yoruichi. "Chii has seen this before," she said. "Girls look like this in Hideki's magazines." Morri snickered. Dirty magazines aren't exactly an accurate picture of how girls should look, but I suppose that's all she has to learn from... This Hideki she keeps talking about must be a real pervert...
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