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 Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:39 am
Vincent:
(calmly catches bullet and walks in front of Hisoka)
No Hisoka, she's mine.
(his eyes turn blood red and he stretches out his arm with the hole in his hand.)
Just to let you know I have a power.
(suddenly, blood in the shape of a claw shot out of his hand. It wrapped around and pierced Mrs. Anon's neck)
I can manipulate my blood into whatever form I want.
(Bleeding from the neck Mrs. Anon Struggles to break free.)
As long as your blood is touching my blood and my blood is still connected to me I can drain your blood.
This is one of my finishing moves. I call it Blood Drain
Mrs. Anon: *coughs blood* You're getting angry because I smashed the Pineapple and broke your stupid bucket?
This is Madness.
Vincent: Madness?
...THIS...IS...ACROSS HEADQUARTERS!!!!
(Drains all of her blood, and kicks her into a building with the building collapsing onto her)
(takes a cool pose)
*thinking* oooh yeah...still looking smexy.
[let it now be known that there can be no ninja and pirate attacks in the RP, Thank You <(^w^)>]
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:06 am
Hisoka blinks,"Eh, whatever. She's not worth my wrath...It's been a while since I've been out.." Hisoka takes a look at one's body, noticing the changes that must have happen during absence, ". . . what the-? *sweatdrop* I'm not going to ask... Come back out brat, your friend has been avenged." *personality switch* "REST IN PEACE SPIKEY *sniffles*" Hisoka looks up to see a broken up building, "Awww...I missed it again... Why do I always miss the good parts?"
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:51 am
Vincent:
Hey its not my fault you don't write it in. You could have wrote more people showed up and you shot them.
hmmm... this is bad.
Its my first day here and I already lost 3 out of six members.
My squad have been reduced to 1/5 of it's memembers. I wonder if i missed anybody?
We are going to need some more people.
(looks at Nattie)
Congradulations!!! You're are now part of the Security Strike Team, Boyo
With You and Hisoka
We're at 1/2. If we count me too then we're at at full strength.
Good thing Lord Ilpalazzo didn't see all this. He might of pulled another trapdoor as punishment.
*thinks* Hmm... even though I just had some of that rebel's blood I'm still hungry. I wonder how does an alien's blood taste like.
...........Oh what the hell
(bites Nattie on the neck)
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:18 pm
"Wha? I already killed an ally today. I think I'm good! I juss wanted to see the building go BOOM!! Of course Hitori HAD to stand around doin' nothin' and taking away all of my fun like usual." looks to Mr. Shmexy Vampire Man, "Dood! Not even a first date and you go off doing that?! Hasn't your mother taught you any manners?! For shame.."*not any better*
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:06 pm
Nattie: "But I didn't do..." [neck is bitten]
Nattie: <What is this feeling? I feel like I'm floating...> [Cue odd, psychidelic montage with Jefferson Airplane's, "White Rabbit" playing in the background]
Nattie:<I know everything! The history of man, the laws of phyisics...I AM TETSUO!> [In reality, she's suffering from a seizure]
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:01 pm
Hisoka stares at girl (?)"umm...Mr. Shmexy Vampire Man? I think there is something wrong with your... umm food? She's like... uhhh.... let's just say that it looks like we'll be down to two again..."
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:08 pm
Vincent:
(stops) Huh?
Hey, snap out of it boyo. (oh wait, it's a girl)
Don't be such a Hayatt. I only took a few pints.
(oh my god, that is some good blood. I got to save her for later)
Uh...you pass the first initiation.
Now, I will train you. In just two post you too can become an elite security strike squad mumber.
(tries to remember who Tetsuo is in the reference)
Hisoka, its a mess outside. Clean it up while I train her. And could you move that tank? Its an eye sore to the public.
(that's funny, I didn't know we had a tank)
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:19 pm
Il Palazzo stalks the throne room, hands alternatively flexing and relaxing.
Don't they KNOW he has a headache? Don't they KNOW when they make that much noise it gets worse?
"How can I maintain my world dominion when these people are so noisy?"
Yanking out the cell-phone, careful not to wrinkle his clothes- he flips it open and calls Vincent, the loud-*ss vampire.
"Vincent. Vincent? I realize how teh smex you are- but if you don't keep down the noise, I'm going to put you on clean up detail...if there's anything to clean up. If not, I'm just going to kill you. Keep it quiet. Got it?"
He snaps the phone shut and sinks onto his throne. "Tch." He thinks..."He's not worth what I'm not paying him."
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:57 pm
Hisoka examines the damage and starts pouting, "Aww man, give me the lame jobs." Hisoka summons a black hole and disappears back to Twilight in a mansion of top creator in the land known as Texnolized. A 5 year old girl and an 11 year old boy come racing down the hall toward Hisoka hand in hand.
"Souka-chan, we missed you! Where have you been?" the girl scolded.
"It is nice to see you again, sir. How long will you be staying this time?" the boy questioned.
Hisoka gave a hug to the children, "Iris, Artemis, it's been a while! I've been so busy lately with things back on the other world. Still working, too, so I will probably be in and out of here. I'm sorry. I will have to come back for a proper visit to my favorite pair of siblings later. Anywho, is your father still here? I require some assisstance."
Wrapping his arms around the girl, Artemis replied, "He's still in his office. Still has a bunch of blueprints to go over and all for the new project developement."
"I see. Well I hate to run so soon, but duty calls! You guys make sure to take care of yourselves and each other no matter what. Understand?"
Both replied, "Yes, sir."
Hisoka patted each of their heads and walked down the hallways to the man's office.
"Good afternoon, Otis. It's been a while."
The man grunted in reply, still working on the paperwork before him.
"I've got quite the mess to pick up over on the other world, you have something that can make this seemingly impossible task for one possible?"
Otis looked up a bit annoyed by the inteferrence, "You know damned well I got something for the job and that you don't need to keep on dropping by uninvited all of the time to get the stupid thing. Now run along, I got work to do."
Hisoka laughed, "Sorry old man for wanting to say hello." He left and went to the artillery room.
"Hmmm...which pretty mech will be of most use for this job?" Hisoka ended up picking a shmexy body suit and went back to the previous scene.
"Well, time to clean house!" Hisoka started the job with little effort.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:23 pm
I Am Ilpalazzo Il Palazzo stalks the throne room, hands alternatively flexing and relaxing. Don't they KNOW he has a headache? Don't they KNOW when they make that much noise it gets worse? "How can I maintain my world dominion when these people are so noisy?" Yanking out the cell-phone, careful not to wrinkle his clothes- he flips it open and calls Vincent, the loud-*ss vampire. "Vincent. Vincent? I realize how teh smex you are- but if you don't keep down the noise, I'm going to put you on clean up detail...if there's anything to clean up. If not, I'm just going to kill you. Keep it quiet. Got it?" He snaps the phone shut and sinks onto his throne. "Tch." He thinks..."He's not worth what I'm not paying him." : (checking the agenda,) Hey that's not our tank. Grrr.. I should I have known they had reinforcements. Who sends only one person to breach a building. What else could go wrong? (Final Fantasy Fanfare from cellphone) Hello? Yeah?...Clean up detail?...um... there's nothing to...*frowns*...yes sir... tch..(he can't kill me I'm a smexy immortal vampire. Reducing me to clean up? What a joke. Come to think of it those bullets wouldn't have killed me, but they really hurt.) Noise complaints? This is not worth the job. He really better pay me soon. (or at least get me those batteries) Good thing he didn't check the security cameras. I would have been fired already for the mess and the large amount of losses on our side. (remembers the tank) Hey Hisoka, bossman sent me a message to keep it down. Get to the tank before it fires. (insert big explosion) OH MY GOD, HISOKA. WHAT DID I JUST SAY.... about... noise? (looks up at a mech) .........I am so fired
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:48 pm
Nattie: [snaps out of it] "My goodness! I swear, my first day on the job and I'm already sleeping on the job."
Nattie: [looks up] "What. The. ********. Is That?"
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:52 pm
"HUH? YOU SAY SOMETHING MR. SHMEXY VAMPIRE MAN? CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM UP HERE!" Hisoka shouted.
After picking up the last of the rubbble and "disposing" of the tank, Hisoka jumped off from the seating area, landing gracefully on his feet with a wide grin. "That job was too easy, Mr. Shmexy Vampire Man. Otis's stuff always does the trick when in a bind! Got great plans for that tank though. *giggles to self* I know he will enjoy tearing this thing apart! Anywho, what were you yelling about earlier?"
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:20 am
Vincent: (right eye twitches and points to his last post) You've really done it now. Not only did you kill one of our allies, but now you've made lord Ilapalzzo angry.  Vincent: (I might as well enjoy some music from my boom box) Hey ganguro girl, get me some batteries from that shattered boom box. The one with the severed hand on it. Unless somebody thinks of a solution. We're all going to get the cord.
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:26 pm
Hisoka waved it off, "Eh, he'll forget about it soon enough. I gotta return this thing, so I'll be back! I'll pick up some batteries while I'm out." Hisoka waves and summoned a back hole back to Texnolizes.
After returning the suit back to the hanger, Hisoka walked back to Otis's office. Hisoka opened the door to the office, gently knocking at the door. "Hey old man, you got any batteries for a boombox?"
Otis glared. "That is all you came to see me for? My gods Mado! I have things to do like some other people who SHOULD BE!"
Hisoka laughed, "I am doing a fine job staying on top of things dearest. Thanks for worrying, but seriously, do you have some batteries?"
Otis let out a sigh and threw a few batteries at Hisoka, "Get out of my sight."
"You are such the "loving" father... bye, then." Hisoka returned back and tossed the batteries to Vincent. "Here, batteries. Quit your complaining already. It's such a drag."
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:41 pm
Vincent:
(grabs the batteries)
At least not all is lost.
(puts batteries in boom box)
*I Like to move it, move it.
I Like to move it, move it....*
Yes...I too like to move it.
What are the Menchi children that I overheard ilpalazzo talk about?
(grabs a piece of spike that wasn't tainted by the ground)
Spike taste pretty good. You should try some.
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