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 Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:45 pm
Granted! But the writers are replaced with incontinent chimpanzees - so while the writing improves dramatically, you no longer like watching it.
I wish enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:59 pm
Granted, you have enough money to live comfortably but no amount of money will cure that wicked case of Restless Leg Syndrome.
I wish I had Einsteins' knowledge.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:03 pm
Granted! But it has to be inserted rectally with a power auger.
I wish I had a new knee.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:10 pm
Granted, the knee of a giraffe has been grafted onto your leg.
I wish for the NY Giants to win the Super Bowl.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:14 pm
Granted! But the win only by default because all the other teams are dead and football ceases to be after then.
I wish for a smashing coat!
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:17 pm
Granted, you are covered with a smashing coat of Purple Lilac Exterior Paint.
I wish you would stop trying to be the last one to post on every game in here.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:24 pm
Granted... Sorry...
Now half the girls on the board will call you a poopyhead for squashing the Exxos.
I wish to not feel so hurt right now.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:19 pm
Granted...instead of feeling hurt you feel gasy.
I wish I could do my HW
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:37 am
Your wish is granted but the shine off his speedo blinds you so it is the last thing you ever see.
I wish I had more chocolate.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:24 am
Granted, but now you are allergic to it.
I wish I lived in Tombstone, Arizona.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:16 pm
Lady Pole Granted, but now you are allergic to it. I wish I lived in Tombstone, Arizona. Granted! But it is Tombstone, Arizona in the year 528,000,000 B.C.E. You are habitually chased by prehistoric critters! I wish I had a camcorder for the scene when I dropped Lady Pole off back in the year 528,000,000 B.C.E.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:24 pm
Quote: I wish I had a camcorder for the scene when I dropped Lady Pole off back in the year 528,000,000 B.C.E. Granted... but it's one of those really huge, early versions from the '70s that make you look like a dork. I wish I knew how to play my electric guitar.
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:27 pm
Only October Girl Quote: I wish I had a camcorder for the scene when I dropped Lady Pole off back in the year 528,000,000 B.C.E. Granted... but it's one of those really huge, early versions from the '70s that make you look like a dork. I wish I knew how to play my electric guitar. Granted! But there is not enough room in your head to know how to do that and maintain your bodily functions... whee I wish I wasn't so horrendously sexy! It is getting old, all the flirting and whatnot!
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:34 pm
Granted...you are just mildly sex enough that only Britney Spears wants you.
I wish I could go see Atonement
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:56 pm
granted, but you can't hear it because you are now deaf.
I wish I could understand all of human physiology.
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