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iStoleYurVamps

iStoleYurVamps


Trash Husband

PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:21 pm


We do you all shoot down my Bondegra? She's as real as Bondagecard!
PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:48 pm


iStoleYurVamps
We do you all shoot down my Bondegra? She's as real as Bondagecard!


I ain't shooting her down,
Oh trust me, I believe in her. D;

She's very real...I just pray that Alucard remembers the safety word....

Anyway, she's very real, simply because if she wasn't that way in bed...
All pairings would be highly OOC.

Rule #1 about shipping Integra with any character....
She's on top.



deathbybox
Alucard's body isn't always skinny. It was only once i think, though, when he was fighting Dandy and the muscles in one of his arms went from about this wide ( ) to about ( ).

Then again, when ever it shows hims getting main chest area getting shot at, it looks like all he is only bones sometimes.


Alucards body is going to change....I mean, he'll generate muscles when he needs them.

But the majority of the time, in his normal form, he's pretty skinny.
....Vlad!card has muscles though.

Suni moon
Crew


Atomu

PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:31 pm


Suni moon
INCOGNITO?!?
Holy crap! ...OA fun!! =D

IncognitoxAlucard! (Like AxAA....Only uglier, and with less respectful words....)

IncognitoxHelena! (Happy times. xD )

IntegraxBubbancy! (Hey...I suppose its canon.... O.o )

Incognitoxthat weird freak that Seras killed in episode 11
(The undertones are there, I tell you! >.> )

EnricoStivalettiXEnricoMaxwell (I couldn't resist... xD )

AlucardxKim (Happy times. xD )

SerasxHarry Anders (Sorta like SerasxWalter, really...)


Those pairings aren't crack, silly! They're canon, but the animators just decided to cut the more elaborate parts. Especially EnricoxEnrico. :c
PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:33 pm


Podkayne of Mars
Suni moon
INCOGNITO?!?
Holy crap! ...OA fun!! =D

IncognitoxAlucard! (Like AxAA....Only uglier, and with less respectful words....)

IncognitoxHelena! (Happy times. xD )

IntegraxBubbancy! (Hey...I suppose its canon.... O.o )

Incognitoxthat weird freak that Seras killed in episode 11
(The undertones are there, I tell you! >.> )

EnricoStivalettiXEnricoMaxwell (I couldn't resist... xD )

AlucardxKim (Happy times. xD )

SerasxHarry Anders (Sorta like SerasxWalter, really...)


Those pairings aren't crack, silly! They're canon, but the animators just decided to cut the more elaborate parts. Especially EnricoxEnrico. :c


I wanna see the EnricoxEnrico scenes!! D;

(And I must wonder....how exactly would AlucardxIncognito work.....? O___o;; )

Suni moon
Crew


Atomu

PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:36 pm


Suni moon
Podkayne of Mars
Suni moon
INCOGNITO?!?
Holy crap! ...OA fun!! =D

IncognitoxAlucard! (Like AxAA....Only uglier, and with less respectful words....)

IncognitoxHelena! (Happy times. xD )

IntegraxBubbancy! (Hey...I suppose its canon.... O.o )

Incognitoxthat weird freak that Seras killed in episode 11
(The undertones are there, I tell you! >.> )

EnricoStivalettiXEnricoMaxwell (I couldn't resist... xD )

AlucardxKim (Happy times. xD )

SerasxHarry Anders (Sorta like SerasxWalter, really...)


Those pairings aren't crack, silly! They're canon, but the animators just decided to cut the more elaborate parts. Especially EnricoxEnrico. :c


I wanna see the EnricoxEnrico scenes!! D;

(And I must wonder....how exactly would AlucardxIncognito work...? O___o;; )


Baw, all of episodes 12 and 13 were basically Alucard and Incognito's relationship development. Everything was translated into violence before being released for ANYONE to see, however.
IMMA DOCTOR I KNOE DIS STUFF.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:39 pm


Podkayne of Mars
Suni moon
Podkayne of Mars
Suni moon
INCOGNITO?!?
Holy crap! ...OA fun!! =D

IncognitoxAlucard! (Like AxAA....Only uglier, and with less respectful words....)

IncognitoxHelena! (Happy times. xD )

IntegraxBubbancy! (Hey...I suppose its canon.... O.o )

Incognitoxthat weird freak that Seras killed in episode 11
(The undertones are there, I tell you! >.> )

EnricoStivalettiXEnricoMaxwell (I couldn't resist... xD )

AlucardxKim (Happy times. xD )

SerasxHarry Anders (Sorta like SerasxWalter, really...)


Those pairings aren't crack, silly! They're canon, but the animators just decided to cut the more elaborate parts. Especially EnricoxEnrico. :c


I wanna see the EnricoxEnrico scenes!! D;

(And I must wonder....how exactly would AlucardxIncognito work...? O___o;; )


Baw, all of episodes 12 and 13 were basically Alucard and Incognito's relationship development. Everything was translated into violence before being released for ANYONE to see, however.
IMMA DOCTOR I KNOE DIS STUFF.


Oh noes, I know that part....I just mean...how would it work....physically.

O____o;;;

*spends a few minutes staring at Incognito...*

Suni moon
Crew


Atomu

PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:42 pm


Suni moon
Podkayne of Mars
Suni moon
Podkayne of Mars
Suni moon
INCOGNITO?!?
Holy crap! ...OA fun!! =D

IncognitoxAlucard! (Like AxAA....Only uglier, and with less respectful words....)

IncognitoxHelena! (Happy times. xD )

IntegraxBubbancy! (Hey...I suppose its canon.... O.o )

Incognitoxthat weird freak that Seras killed in episode 11
(The undertones are there, I tell you! >.> )

EnricoStivalettiXEnricoMaxwell (I couldn't resist... xD )

AlucardxKim (Happy times. xD )

SerasxHarry Anders (Sorta like SerasxWalter, really...)


Those pairings aren't crack, silly! They're canon, but the animators just decided to cut the more elaborate parts. Especially EnricoxEnrico. :c


I wanna see the EnricoxEnrico scenes!! D;

(And I must wonder....how exactly would AlucardxIncognito work...? O___o;; )


Baw, all of episodes 12 and 13 were basically Alucard and Incognito's relationship development. Everything was translated into violence before being released for ANYONE to see, however.
IMMA DOCTOR I KNOE DIS STUFF.


Oh noes, I know that part....I just mean...how would it work....physically.

O____o;;;

*spends a few minutes staring at Incognito...*


Ohooo. Well, just consider how weird Coggie's forehead is. It's an odd shape, ain't it?

God, what an insane joke. ¦D
PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:45 pm


Podkayne of Mars
Suni moon
Podkayne of Mars
Suni moon
Podkayne of Mars
Suni moon
INCOGNITO?!?
Holy crap! ...OA fun!! =D

IncognitoxAlucard! (Like AxAA....Only uglier, and with less respectful words....)

IncognitoxHelena! (Happy times. xD )

IntegraxBubbancy! (Hey...I suppose its canon.... O.o )

Incognitoxthat weird freak that Seras killed in episode 11
(The undertones are there, I tell you! >.> )

EnricoStivalettiXEnricoMaxwell (I couldn't resist... xD )

AlucardxKim (Happy times. xD )

SerasxHarry Anders (Sorta like SerasxWalter, really...)


Those pairings aren't crack, silly! They're canon, but the animators just decided to cut the more elaborate parts. Especially EnricoxEnrico. :c


I wanna see the EnricoxEnrico scenes!! D;

(And I must wonder....how exactly would AlucardxIncognito work...? O___o;; )


Baw, all of episodes 12 and 13 were basically Alucard and Incognito's relationship development. Everything was translated into violence before being released for ANYONE to see, however.
IMMA DOCTOR I KNOE DIS STUFF.


Oh noes, I know that part....I just mean...how would it work....physically.

O____o;;;

*spends a few minutes staring at Incognito...*


Ohooo. Well, just consider how weird Coggie's forehead is. It's an odd shape, ain't it?

God, what an insane joke. ¦D



Oh dear lawd. Thats....god....thats just....

xd

.....just...well, it explains alot, don't it?

Suni moon
Crew


Atomu

PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:48 pm


Suni moon
Podkayne of Mars
Suni moon
Podkayne of Mars
Suni moon


I wanna see the EnricoxEnrico scenes!! D;

(And I must wonder....how exactly would AlucardxIncognito work...? O___o;; )


Baw, all of episodes 12 and 13 were basically Alucard and Incognito's relationship development. Everything was translated into violence before being released for ANYONE to see, however.
IMMA DOCTOR I KNOE DIS STUFF.


Oh noes, I know that part....I just mean...how would it work....physically.

O____o;;;

*spends a few minutes staring at Incognito...*


Ohooo. Well, just consider how weird Coggie's forehead is. It's an odd shape, ain't it?

God, what an insane joke. ¦D



Oh dear lawd. Thats....god....thats just....

xd

.....just...well, it explains alot, don't it?


Indeed. 8U
PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:39 pm


Mein gott...o.oNo words come to my mind now....>_>

fkthe freeworld


Suni moon
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:26 pm


xD


Man, this has got to be one of the weirdest threads in the guild, lately....
PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:32 pm


Say, I just thought of something!

Considering that Incognito likes pain...
And Integra's a total dominatrix....


They'd be great together, really! xd

Suni moon
Crew


Engel der Liebe

PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:18 pm


I found the best picture i could of topless human alucard

http://www.onemanga.com/Hellsing/89/05/ *drools*

I hope he comes back crying
PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:30 pm


Yeah, I'd say Vladicard looks pretty toned.


I don't know what I hope for.
On one hand, he's happier dead....On the other hand, he isn't dead, he's non existent, So how could he be happy?

If he comes back, he couldn't possibly live, because he's better off dead, but he can go and die twice at the end, it would be a lame ending....
And as for coming back a human...It seems like such a good thing, such a wonderful ending....
but too good to actually be true..

I just want whats best for Alucard, in the end. cry



WOAH, Off topic, much? sweatdrop

Suni moon
Crew


Atomu

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:14 pm


Suni moon
Yeah, I'd say Vladicard looks pretty toned.


I don't know what I hope for.
On one hand, he's happier dead....On the other hand, he isn't dead, he's non existent, So how could he be happy?

If he comes back, he couldn't possibly live, because he's better off dead, but he can go and die twice at the end, it would be a lame ending....
And as for coming back a human...It seems like such a good thing, such a wonderful ending....
but too good to actually be true..

I just want whats best for Alucard, in the end. cry



WOAH, Off topic, much? sweatdrop


You know if he DID come back as a human, he'd be able to DIE by the time the manga finishes. Honestly, vanishing from existence ISN'T a good way to end his unlife. Now, there's no place for his immortal soul (the ONLY true immortality) to go to because it doesn't exist anymore either. That's definitely not what's best for him.
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