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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:46 pm
Dukes buzzkid24 Dukes Granted, but Buzz sacrifices himself to bring me back to life.
I wish that I could go to bed. Granted, but you go to bed alone, and lonely, and fat... for the rest of your life... you will have NOONE! And then Monkey will slip Dan into your bed but he'll die and you will be too fat to move him, soo you'll just have to smell Dans decomposing body, while Ego hoses you down once a week to keep the dust from settling.
I wish Dukes wasn't fat... emo Granted. But you are.
I wish I could go to bed. Again. Granted, but your mom's already there. I wish I had a few extra hours in the day.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:49 pm
Anael De Ezra Dukes buzzkid24 Dukes Granted, but Buzz sacrifices himself to bring me back to life.
I wish that I could go to bed. Granted, but you go to bed alone, and lonely, and fat... for the rest of your life... you will have NOONE! And then Monkey will slip Dan into your bed but he'll die and you will be too fat to move him, soo you'll just have to smell Dans decomposing body, while Ego hoses you down once a week to keep the dust from settling.
I wish Dukes wasn't fat... emo Granted. But you are.
I wish I could go to bed. Again. Granted, but your mom's already there. I wish I had a few extra hours in the day. Granted, but now there's less minutes per hour... I wish a horrible, horrible death to anyone who talks about math anywhere near Sibby... >_>( )
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:52 pm
Anael De Ezra Dukes buzzkid24 Dukes Granted, but Buzz sacrifices himself to bring me back to life.
I wish that I could go to bed. Granted, but you go to bed alone, and lonely, and fat... for the rest of your life... you will have NOONE! And then Monkey will slip Dan into your bed but he'll die and you will be too fat to move him, soo you'll just have to smell Dans decomposing body, while Ego hoses you down once a week to keep the dust from settling.
I wish Dukes wasn't fat... emo Granted. But you are.
I wish I could go to bed. Again. Granted, but your mom's already there. I wish I had a few extra hours in the day. Granted but they are dedicated solely to watching the grass grow by law.
I wish I had more money.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:08 am
Dukes Anael De Ezra Dukes buzzkid24 Dukes Granted, but Buzz sacrifices himself to bring me back to life.
I wish that I could go to bed. Granted, but you go to bed alone, and lonely, and fat... for the rest of your life... you will have NOONE! And then Monkey will slip Dan into your bed but he'll die and you will be too fat to move him, soo you'll just have to smell Dans decomposing body, while Ego hoses you down once a week to keep the dust from settling.
I wish Dukes wasn't fat... emo Granted. But you are.
I wish I could go to bed. Again. Granted, but your mom's already there. I wish I had a few extra hours in the day. Granted but they are dedicated solely to watching the grass grow by law.
I wish I had more money. Granted... but pirates steal it all and leave you stranded and naked on a very tiny island. D:
I wish I had a car.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:29 am
Wrendraith Dukes Anael De Ezra Dukes buzzkid24 Dukes Granted, but Buzz sacrifices himself to bring me back to life.
I wish that I could go to bed. Granted, but you go to bed alone, and lonely, and fat... for the rest of your life... you will have NOONE! And then Monkey will slip Dan into your bed but he'll die and you will be too fat to move him, soo you'll just have to smell Dans decomposing body, while Ego hoses you down once a week to keep the dust from settling.
I wish Dukes wasn't fat... emo Granted. But you are.
I wish I could go to bed. Again. Granted, but your mom's already there. I wish I had a few extra hours in the day. Granted but they are dedicated solely to watching the grass grow by law.
I wish I had more money. Granted... but pirates steal it all and leave you stranded and naked on a very tiny island. D:
I wish I had a car.
Granted, but this car has no wheels and it runs off of blood. I wish I could sleep at a normal time. D:
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:38 am
Roy Salamandra Granted, but this car has no wheels and it runs off of blood. I wish I could sleep at a normal time. D:
Granted, but the bed is totally uncomfortable.
I wish the kitten would only go to the bathroom in his litterbox and not his kennel. D:
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:13 am
Hirun Hikari I wish the kitten would only go to the bathroom in his litterbox and not his kennel. D: Granted, but you neglect to empty it after a few days and the litterbox becomes so heavy with compacted poo that the box falls through your floor and into the ground below, creating a tunnel that leads to the center of the earth which is not filled with gooey nougat and you die a fiery death. smile I wish I had more clothes.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:46 am
Merriweather Granted, but you neglect to empty it after a few days and the litterbox becomes so heavy with compacted poo that the box falls through your floor and into the ground below, creating a tunnel that leads to the center of the earth which is not filled with gooey nougat and you die a fiery death. smile I wish I had more clothes.
Granted, but the massive amount of clothes becomes a giant clothesmonster and eats you.
I wish I was more motivated to study for finals.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:30 pm
Tedie Behr Merriweather Granted, but you neglect to empty it after a few days and the litterbox becomes so heavy with compacted poo that the box falls through your floor and into the ground below, creating a tunnel that leads to the center of the earth which is not filled with gooey nougat and you die a fiery death. smile I wish I had more clothes.
Granted, but the massive amount of clothes becomes a giant clothesmonster and eats you.
I wish I was more motivated to study for finals. Granted, but after studying for hours and hours and finally learning it all, finals are canceled and you wasted all those hours for nothing. =]
I wish that my parents would let me drive to school.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:35 pm
Lady Rai Granted, but after studying for hours and hours and finally learning it all, finals are canceled and you wasted all those hours for nothing. =]
I wish that my parents would let me drive to school. Granted, but your school gets moved to a spot 20 miles away AND you have to pay for your own gas. And you can't find a job, so you get SCREWED!!! <333
I wish I wasn't a noob.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:42 pm
buzzkid24 Granted, but your school gets moved to a spot 20 miles away AND you have to pay for your own gas. And you can't find a job, so you get SCREWED!!! <333
I wish I wasn't a noob. Granted, now you're an elitist who won't talk to anyone "under" you. I wish I didn't hit my leg, HARD, when I was in the shower.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:11 pm
`Aine Chievious buzzkid24 Granted, but your school gets moved to a spot 20 miles away AND you have to pay for your own gas. And you can't find a job, so you get SCREWED!!! <333
I wish I wasn't a noob. Granted, now you're an elitist who won't talk to anyone "under" you. I wish I didn't hit my leg, HARD, when I was in the shower. Granted, you hit your head, HARDER, instead. I wish this project were considerably easier.
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:48 pm
Anael De Ezra Granted, you hit your head, HARDER, instead. I wish this project were considerably easier. Granted, but now all your pencils have turned into rubber, and you couldn't buy any, so it'd be kind of hard to finish it... I wish that I could lie down for a few minutes...
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:54 pm
`Aine Chievious Anael De Ezra Granted, you hit your head, HARDER, instead. I wish this project were considerably easier. Granted, but now all your pencils have turned into rubber, and you couldn't buy any, so it'd be kind of hard to finish it... I wish that I could lie down for a few minutes... Granted, but now that's the longest you'll ever sleep. And you'll sleep no more frequently. 3nodding I wish my video production partners would stop being such perfectionists... mad (Note: They turn out crappy ANYWAYS, so this should be a challenge ninja )
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:06 pm
sweetnessfairy `Aine Chievious Anael De Ezra Granted, you hit your head, HARDER, instead. I wish this project were considerably easier. Granted, but now all your pencils have turned into rubber, and you couldn't buy any, so it'd be kind of hard to finish it... I wish that I could lie down for a few minutes... Granted, but now that's the longest you'll ever sleep. And you'll sleep no more frequently. 3nodding I wish my video production partners would stop being such perfectionists... mad (Note: They turn out crappy ANYWAYS, so this should be a challenge ninja ) Granted, but now you're doing all the work and the teacher thinks your video is so good you must have plagiarized it. I wish I had some fluffy slippers.
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