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 Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:22 pm
Erik the first-grade teacher.
Erik: Sit down and shut up!
Kids: O_O *sit*
Erik: Math! Whats 1+1?
Kid1: ...2?
Erik: Good! Reading! What does this say? *writes out "mommy"*
Kid2: Mommy
Erik: Great! Onto the music lesson!
*1 hour later*
Kid: I hafta pee
Erik: HOLD IT!!! D:<
Kid: *pees in pants in fright*
Erik: *punjabs* Anyone ELSE have to use the bathroom? I thought not. BACK TO THE MUSIC LESSON!!!!
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:12 am
Erin Sovenya Erik the first-grade teacher. Erik: Sit down and shut up! Kids: O_O *sit* Erik: Math! Whats 1+1? Kid1: ...2? Erik: Good! Reading! What does this say? *writes out "mommy"* Kid2: Mommy Erik: Great! Onto the music lesson! *1 hour later* Kid: I hafta pee Erik: HOLD IT!!! D:< Kid: *pees in pants in fright* Erik: *punjabs* Anyone ELSE have to use the bathroom? I thought not. BACK TO THE MUSIC LESSON!!!!
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:10 am
Erin Sovenya Erik the first-grade teacher. Erik: Sit down and shut up! Kids: O_O *sit* Erik: Math! Whats 1+1? Kid1: ...2? Erik: Good! Reading! What does this say? *writes out "mommy"* Kid2: Mommy Erik: Great! Onto the music lesson! *1 hour later* Kid: I hafta pee Erik: HOLD IT!!! D:< Kid: *pees in pants in fright* Erik: *punjabs* Anyone ELSE have to use the bathroom? I thought not. BACK TO THE MUSIC LESSON!!!! Holy Crap! xd Thats great!
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:30 pm
Erik as oriel comercial model
Director: Okay now what you have to do is swing your hair!
Erik: (grumbles) *swings his hair*
Director: No! No! No! You''re going it all wrong! Lets mess up your hari a little bit *messes up hair*
Erik: *does pissy sexy swing*
Director: You can''t be angry! It''s just not good enough! We need to get a good model to show you how to do it! *calls for extra model*
Erik: *slowly gets out punjabby*
Extra Model(Christine): O___O Erik!?
Erik: Christine!? I love you! Why don''t you love me! Kiss me Christine! I love you so much! I love you christine! I love you! (continues telling her about how he loves her)
Director: o__o ... umm ... Christine ...
Christne: OMG! *runs to door with Erik following her*
Erik: I''m your angel of music! Don''t you remember me!? We used to be high school sweet hearts!? (continues ... )
Christine: *gets to the door but it''s locked* OMG! Help me!
Director: Christine ... I LOVE YOU! *takes off disguise and is actually Raoul, begins to takles Christine*
Christine: Help ... cry
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:12 pm
Stacie the Pie Master Erik as oriel comercial model Director: Okay now what you have to do is swing your hair! Erik: (grumbles) *swings his hair* Director: No! No! No! You''re going it all wrong! Lets mess up your hari a little bit *messes up hair* Erik: *does pissy sexy swing* Director: You can''t be angry! It''s just not good enough! We need to get a good model to show you how to do it! *calls for extra model* Erik: *slowly gets out punjabby* Extra Model(Christine): O___O Erik!? Erik: Christine!? I love you! Why don''t you love me! Kiss me Christine! I love you so much! I love you christine! I love you! (continues telling her about how he loves her) Director: o__o ... umm ... Christine ... Christne: OMG! *runs to door with Erik following her* Erik: I''m your angel of music! Don''t you remember me!? We used to be high school sweet hearts!? (continues ... ) Christine: *gets to the door but it''s locked* OMG! Help me! Director: Christine ... I LOVE YOU! *takes off disguise and is actually Raoul, begins to takles Christine* Christine: Help ... cry oh my god! that was so funny!
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 3:03 pm
Erik- the housing development archetect:
Happy new home owner: Oh wow, what a beautiful house. *leans against wall**wall panel flips over* O_O; Secret passage...
10 days later:
Dead not-so-happy-new-home-owner found dead behind wall.
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:08 pm
meg... doing an ad for boob implants!!!!!
meg: before PotO, i had no self-confidence. my boobs were so small! imagine how i would've looked in all those boob-tastic dresses... without the boobs! go and get your boob job today!
Erik the middle school principal
Erik: will Christine Johnson please come to the office? [random last name]
Christine: oh god, not again! *enters office*
Erik: ok, now we're gonna try this again. after i finish my verse you start in with "i have come here hardly knowing the reason why" and then sing the rest of the script. *sings*
Christine: "i have come he-"
Erik: NO NO NO! YOUR PITCH IS ALL WRONG!!! GAH! ARE THERE ANY OTHER CHRISTINES AT THIS SCHOOL!!!
Christine: unfortunately...no
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:36 pm
Andre and Firmin, as MY middle school principal and vice principal
Andre and Firmin: *standing back to back in the freezing cold at 7:40 in the morning on the sidewalk in front of the school with walkie talkies*
Firmin: *radio static**talks into w.t.* Dear Andre bus 10 isn't here yet
Andre: *radio crackle* We must let all the teachers know
Firmin: *static* You know how they hate when the kids are late
Andre: *crackle* Yes I know, But this isn't our fault the damn district should have closed from all this snow!
(Yes, every inch of that was true...)
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:53 pm
hahaha...
erik as a stay at home dad.
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:27 pm
This was all I could think of, sorry if its not good.
ALW makes a new original cast for POTO:
Webber: Okay everybody line up and tell me what part you want.
The people who are lined up are Erik, Christine, Carlotta, Raoul, and Piangi.
Erik: I want to be the phantom...."Close your eyes let your spirit start to soooooooar(perfect G#)"
So they do all their auditions and later the list is put up, it says, Erik was too dramatic, he is the perfect Raoul.
Erik: WTF?! stressed Im the reall Phantom how did I not get the part?! Well at least I get to end up with Christine. 3nodding
He sees Carlotta got the part of Christine. eek
Erik punjabbs everybody but Christine.
Erik: I have put up with enough of this, come to me, my Angel of Music twisted !!!
Christine: gonk ho s#^t not again crying
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:51 pm
IT'SA ME, MARIO! ERIK!
..think on that. XD Erik as a fat Italian plumber saving Princess Peach-stine from... a barrel throwing monkey. OLD SKOOL. XD
Nadir as a ballet instructor.
Hah.
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:18 am
I wanna see Nadir doing that.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:31 pm
Erik as......Inuart! > biggrin (Inuart is a charicter from a video game called Drakenguard.Now picture Christine as Furiae.You know what I'm saying,don't you?If not.....GOOGLE DRAKENGUARD)
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