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Hahaha...I like your answer to 21...for some reason I'm reading it the way a "this world" psychologist might if a patient related all that to them. What a fun interview that would be...^_^

Glad you approve...however, not exactly in the mood to border perverse right now, so I think I'll go with Grandpa for now: Mutou Sugoroku

1. How old are you?
Well I don't know that I want to answer that, hoho. Ok I guess I'll admit I'm upwards of 70, but that's all the detail you'll get out of me.

2. Height?
Oh...about 4'11" I think, last time I paid attention to that.

3. You got any bad habits?
I don't think so, I try to be good, not irritate people. The Snorlax that runs my office though, now he's got some bad habits. Never heard anyone snore the way he does! Ho, but I don't mind, mostly deaf now anyhow.

4. Are you a virgin?
Well, I'm a grandfather, I'll let you figure that one out, heh heh!

5. Who's your mate/Spouse?
Oh well, I'd rather not get into that. Better to have loved and lost though right? hmm...

6. Have any kids?
I have a son, who also has a son. Weird kid, haven't seen him in ages come to think of it ((you know, I think that should be my second rp goal. 1. Be in a role play that doesn't die 2. Be in a YGO roleplay that Yuugi is actually in...ahahaha oh man ~_~)).

7. Your favorite food?
Mmm...making me hungry just thinking about it. I think I'll have to say eggs though, particularly fried eggs. No better way to start the day. Or end it. Or celebrate the middle, ha!

8. Your favorite ice cream flavor?
Oh I dunno, simple vanilla is just fine for me.

9. Hate anyone?
Oh I can't say I've any reason to hate anybody. Though I'll never forgive that Kaiba, stealing one of my rarest Pokemon! Sure he won't call it theft, but that was what it was, sheer robbery!!

10. Ever slept in all day?
Not so easy when you run your own lab, but on occasion. Or if I'm really ill.

11. Favorite movie?
Oh I'm so bad with titles. Brokeback Mountain. Wait...that's the one about free ranging mountain type Pokemon right?

12. Favorite color?
White.

13. Appearance?
Oh, just your average graying old man, heh.

14. Fat/Average/or Slim?
I've got some heft to me, heh heh.

15. Rain/Sunshine?
I like a nice sprinkle, chases more of those wild adventure loving Pokemon trainers inside the lab for a bit. Give me a chance to tell them a thing or two.

16. Pool/Beach?
Oh I haven't been to either in years, I wouldn't know.

17. Camping/Staying Home?
Oh, camping takes me back, I really should make the time to go on another trip soon.

18. Dog/Cat?
Hmm...I've seen all kinds of interesting Pokemon out there, I couldn't begin to pick a favored type.

19. Car or Ship?
I rather prefer my bicycle, I never have to go far enough these days to need more than that. If I do I'm usually on a bus.

20. Ever destroyed something out of blind rage?
Well, I've knocked things over in my frustration a few times, never "destroyed" anything I don't think.

21. Any unusual things about you?
Well, how many old men do you know who have a Snorlax cooking them breakfast and cleaning their lab? Heh heh.

22. How much food/drink do you need a day?
Oh, well, takes several cups of tea to get me moving in the morning and keep me going throughout the day. Food it just depends on the time, I try to at least grab breakfast.

23. Favorite place?
My lab, with my Snorlax and my grandson...when my grandson's around.

24. Language of choice?
Hmm, English probably. Though I do make use of my Russian skills, a lot of new and invovative technologies in relation to Pokemon rearing require that, if I want to stay on top.

25. Best friend?
Well, as I think Snorlax has come up in the course of this survey more than any family member, I'll assume that is obvious. Heh!

26. Weird fetishes?
Fetish? Fetish for what?

27. Job?
Pokemon Researcher and Lab Director. You know, I originally wrote my dissertation in Russian, ho ho.

28. Experience any magical happenings in your life?
Everyday's magical when working with Pokemon, blessed things.

29. Phobias?
Well, I have to admit, I try to avoid fire types. I'm definitely no pyro, not after this one time...well...no need to frighten anybody, hoho.

30. Your family?
Well, I don't see my son nor his wife as often as I like. Practically raised my grandson though, since his parents were always traveling. Lately he's decided that's the lifestyle he wants too, he's been off, and not even a phone call in months. I'll definitely be lecturing him, just as soon as I get a hold of that kid. He'd better be ok. Ah well, I've always got Snorlax, old buddy.

Hehe...glad you found it amusing. I like spoofs of characters from an alternate reality speaking to shrinks of our reality. The reactions are always fun.

Glad you like him, sadly I didn't get to post as him very much, even before the RP died. The person whose character was supposed to interact with him never posted at all, before even the rest died (unlike Rebecca who just got boxed in hanging out with several characters played by 3 posters who all vanished in shifts, and then my Pegasus is just with Mai - whose the one other person with me in the rp still. Pegasus obviously has the most development going on). Oh well. At least Snorlax WAS awesome, and I found him a very fitting associate for Dr. Motuo... razz

I'd say I'm about half versed in both Pokemon and Presidents, so I could maybe do ok, hahaha.

I know right? Woot, old people party! Oh crap, I realize I'm turning 24 on my next birthday, which is in just over half a year...NOOOOO, I AM AN OLD PEOPLE!!! ~_~

Although my friend whose playing Mai plans to play Kaiba, in which case we'll have a nice Kaiba and the 24 year olds party. I personally would LOVE to go to that party. Kick Mai out and take her place ^_~.

Hahahaha...I'm thinking of adding Otogi to the party as well. Otogi, Kaiba and Pegasus...they've all got that rich business owner/game creator thing going on, it's completely plausible to lump the 3 of them together...in more ways than one ^_~.

New survey! Gonna answer as my main Dungeons and Dragons character now, Cain. He's a shifter, which is pretty much a race of half-humans, half-lycanthropes (Cain being part weretiger himself), and his class is a rogue, which is pretty much a stealthy acrobatic character who often participates in thievery.

1. How old are you?
I think um... *counts on fingers* Around twenty-six! I kind of lost track.

2. Height?
About six feet.

3. You got any bad habits?
Well, I don't know if you can consider them bad habits, because they don't personally bother me, but they seem to bother other people. ^^ I bite my nails (both finger and toe), tend to scratch my claws on things to make grinding noises, sometimes run around naked, tend to make jewelry out of weird things, steal things for the fun of it, roll in the dirt a lot, sometimes dig holes for no reason, hunt small animals when I'm supposed to be working, secretly read peoples' diaries, then write my own entries in them before returning them, kick and roll around in my sleep, drool in my sleep, talk in my sleep, cuddle in my sleep with anything around me, call everyone by nicknames that I made up on the spot, and often accidentally hurt myself by scratching an itch or biting my lip.

4. Are you a virgin?
Nope. ^^ Lost it as a kid.

5. Who's your mate/Spouse?
Everyone! I'm not the type who could settle down, so instead choose to mate with whoever wants to mate with me!

6. Have any kids?
Nope.

7. Your favorite food?
Meat, especially mutton.

8. Your favorite Ice cream flavor?
What's ice cream? It sounds delicious. =D

9. Hate anyone?
Nope, no one at all.

10. Ever slept in all day?
Yup. I tend to be a bit of a night owl when I can be, so it's pretty normal for me to sleep all day.

11. Favorite movie?
What's a movie? Is it tasty?

12. Favorite color?
Red!

13. Appearance?
Um, I'm tall for my race, how light brown fur, with really dark brow hair. I'm pretty muscular, but not like a fighter or barbarian would be, but more like a lean muscular that's good for stealth. My hair is kept in a loose ponytail and has a few braids here and there; it's kind of messy and goes down to my shoulders. Yellow eyes, one fang that sticks out of my mouth, pointed ears, a flattened nose, sharp claws, a lot of scars. I also have a small goatee. Here's a picture! =D http://kitsunechan8888888.deviantart.com/art/Cain-123519554

14. Fat/Average/or Slim?
Slim I think?

15. Rain/Sunshine?
Both!

16. Pool/ Beach?
Beach, because a pool of water seems too small to swim in.

17. Camping/ Staying Home?
Camping. ^^ I like the feel of traveling; home is fun being with all my friends and such, but I'm with them while traveling anyway, and I like it outside.

18. Dog/Cat?
I'm a razorclaw shifter, so that would be a cat! Dogs are longtooth.

19. Car or Ship?
What's a car? =D Can you eat it?

20. Ever destroyed something out of blind rage?
I've destroyed many things, but never out of blind rage. ^^ Er... well, at least when I'm not shifted, which is most of the time. (When a shifter 'shifts,' they turn into a more 'weretigery' form. They actually don't lose control of themselves and go into a blind range when they shift, but Cain hates being shifted, so it's pretty much the only time he's ever angry.)

21. Any unusual things about you?
Um, well I came from an alternate reality because apparently I was born into the wrong reality so had to switch over to the right one so I could help save the world from the Litch Queen and the Famorian Horror. We still haven't accomplished that yet, but we're working on it!

22. How much food/drink do you need a day?
Lots and lots! Okay, so I don't need a lot a day, but I prefer to have a lot.

23. Favorite place?
Outside in a forest.

24. Language of choice?
Common. I also know Draconic, because my mentor was dragonborn, but not many people speak it, so I usually stick with Common.

25. Best friend?
I have lots and lots of friends! There's Tae-Tae (Tasia), Sharshee (Anshar), Mr. Velkdrow (Velyck), Gobbles (Goblet), Finny, who is no longer with us!! crying (Fin), Alt (Alton), Clefairy (Cleric of Bahamett), and many many others! My best friend though was my mentor, Shadow Dragon. He's been dead for a while now though.

26. Weird fetishes?
I enjoy any and all weird fetishes (except sadism/masochism), plus the normal stuff too!

27. Job?
I'm an adventurer who often saves the world! Also a thief, and I run a tavern with Sharshee called Shifty's (Sharshee is a longtooth shifter).

28. Experience any magical happenings in your life?
Yup. :3 A lot of our party members know magic, so I see it all the time. Tae-Tae's a warlock, Gobbles is a Wizard, Mr. Velkdrow is a Sorcerer...

29. Phobias?
Lack of freedom/slavery, intense and constant pain, dealing with my sister or parents, shifting.

30. Your family?
I was raised in a family of shifters in the forest, with lots and lots of siblings. My parents thought that when we were shifted, that was our 'true' and 'pure' form, and the only way we can shift is if we're hurt a lot, so every day they would ritualistically assault my siblings and me, and train us to attack each other, just enough so that we would become injured enough to shift. One day, while attacking my sister, Abel, I accidentally killed her, so I ran away and never saw them again when I was around four. That's when Shadow Dragon found me and raised me to become a rogue, so he's my real family. =D After he died, I went off and joined my adventuring party, and they're my family now too!

Ahaha, no worries, your responses are awesome. XD I'll answer them for Cain though, since I'm too lazy to get back in character for him he's not good with awkward questions.

1. He has an Intelligence score of 15, which is actually above average, but not genius or anything. He just gets too distracted to keep track of things he doesn't consider very important, like birthdays.
4. Well, it was *sort of* consensual. XD Shadow Dragon, as much as Cain loves the guy, was actually kind of a douche. Once Cain was around twelve or thirteen, he wanted 'payment' for raising him, but Cain was okay with it, because he was told it was just an act of love by Shadow Dragon, which was the first he had heard of sex. That's why he's fine having sex with anyone, because it's just showing love and enjoying it to him. So anyway, the two had a sexual as well as father/son relationship and mentor/student until Shadow Dragon died.
13/14: He's slim by DnD standards, but not by anime standards. XD Most rogues are more muscular than that, actually, and fighters and barbarians are like more muscular than DBZ characters.
26. He doesn't actually think about/research different fetishes and take them for himself to have, but pretty much if whoever he's sleeping with has a specific fetish, he'll happily adopt it as well for their night together. What's coprophila though? XD
30. Christianity doesn't exist in the DnD world, so I took artistic liberties. <3 I named him Cain because shifters tend to have simple names like "Fang" and "Rin," so I just went for a one-syllable name that I liked, and I had just been reading Godchild, so Cain popped into my head. Then when coming up with his past, I already knew that he hated shifting because his parents would abuse him until he did shift, but I needed him to have a better reason than abuse to leave his family (he wouldn't if it was just that) and be raised by Shadow Dragon. So I came up with him accidentally killing his sister, then thought, "By George! I can name her Abel!" XD
I'm glad he is an exciting character to you though. XD He's definitely one of my more different characters, and he's very fun to act out both in game and in online roleplays.

4. Oh, well no, it wasn't quite that bad. ^^;;; Or was it? ninja
26. Ew.
30. Well, her name is actually pronounced more like the word "able" than "Abel" so I think that at least sounds a little more feminine. XD