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 Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 9:59 pm
Sibeiko As any well respected economist knows, war can be VERY profitable... kill other people, take their stuff, and now you had more than what you started with! Think of it as a capitalistic venture, with the reward (stuff dead people used to own) offset against the risks of losing what you put into it (armed forces, and moneys placed into said forces... and maybe the retaliation if the loss was epic). Of course, based upon certain forces resident in our "community" world domination should not be too risky. And it will be very profitable. Maybe notsomuch necessary, but definitely worth it. No no no, they'll be enslaved then brainwashed to do whatever I command. Killing them just wastes valuable manpower. Still going to make a profit by taking their possessions that they no longer need anyway. And it's totally necessary because then I'll we'll all rule the world. ninja But these are just my commands strong recommendation as spokesperson.
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:05 pm
Insomnesiac Sibeiko As any well respected economist knows, war can be VERY profitable... kill other people, take their stuff, and now you had more than what you started with! Think of it as a capitalistic venture, with the reward (stuff dead people used to own) offset against the risks of losing what you put into it (armed forces, and moneys placed into said forces... and maybe the retaliation if the loss was epic). Of course, based upon certain forces resident in our "community" world domination should not be too risky. And it will be very profitable. Maybe notsomuch necessary, but definitely worth it. No no no, they'll be enslaved then brainwashed to do whatever I command. Killing them just wastes valuable manpower. Still going to make a profit by taking their possessions that they no longer need anyway. And it's totally necessary because then I'll we'll all rule the world. ninja But these are just my commands strong recommendation as spokesperson. Well, some lots of them have to die... I mean, the military might of our community has their economic system based on the "blood of heretics"... which by definition can't be in very good supply with said nation... We'll let the military fund itself by killing things, and then we'll just go up behind and take everything there. Hopefully there'll be enough people for you to enslave and brainwash. Besides, you try telling THEM they aren't allowed to kill their enemies... >_>( )
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:19 am
Wow, I made one. :p
The Republic of Jnomduxre.
That was lame. neutral
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 11:40 am
it was a secret meeting, guys.
didn't you get the encoded memo? xD
uhm, beherenstien says give peace a chance.
woooo isolationism. :D
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:26 pm
MonJ Redux Wow, I made one. :p The Republic of Jnomduxre. That was lame. neutral Yay, a new one!
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:29 pm
22 hours ago: The Imperial Dictatorship of Technamin ceased to exist.
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:30 am
Hey, I remade Moofinland. <.<
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:55 am
Fortenra Askasa Hey, I remade Moofinland. <.< *Pokes* I saw!
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 1:31 am
HAH! Gamjee's a Corporate Bordello now
I've been trying for that since I STARTED!
HAH
HAHAHAHHAAHA!
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 5:15 am
Quote: Easter Egg: Zombie Attack! The Issue The dead are rising from their graves to feast on the flesh of the living! Currently, only Fox City has been affected. An immediate quarantine has been placed on the city, but with time running out for the survivors an emergency meeting has been called to decide what to do. The Debate 1. "You have to destroy the city!" gasps George W. King, one of the few who escaped before the quarantine. "It's hell in there! If those things manage to escape then the whole country, nay the whole WORLD is doomed! We must send our biggest bombs into those streets and wipe them out!" 2. "No, there are people in there who need our help," says Hack Frederickson, armed with a Winchester rifle. "We can't leave them to the mercy of the undead hordes. I say before we blow anything up we call in the army and anyone else willing to help, go in, track down any survivors we can find, and get them out. It's dangerous, but it's got to be done." 3. "I think we should study these creatures," muses Professor Akira Mombota, expert in biological warfare. "Zombiism? Reanimated dead tissue? Fascinating! This is a golden opportunity for our nation... why, we could unleash these on our enemies! Everyone would shake in terror of our undead army!" 4. "Wow, these unholy terrors are really scary," notes Samuel Falopian, selling sausages in buns to bystanders. "They would make a great honeypot. I mean, how often do you see the living dead?! We could really turn a profit if we turn this place into a first-class thrill ride for visiting tourists. Want mustard?" 5. "I think we're forgetting that these 'zombies' are people just like you and me!" objects Thomas Wall, head of the newly-formed Undead Protection Alliance. "They deserve the respect that any deceased person should, if not more! Leave them alone, and let them have the city. It will be a victory for oppressed minorities everywhere!" 6. "Braaains... braaains...?" asks ardent anti-quarantine activist Jack Christmas. "Braaains... braaains... braaains!" ... ... ...
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 5:54 am
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Did you actually sumbit that? That would be cool. xp ...I kinda wonder at what the results of each option would be. ninja
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 11:10 am
MonJ Redux ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Did you actually sumbit that? That would be cool. xp ...I kinda wonder at what the results of each option would be. ninja No, that's my issue of the day.
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:26 pm
Fortenra Askasa MonJ Redux ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Did you actually sumbit that? That would be cool. xp ...I kinda wonder at what the results of each option would be. ninja No, that's my issue of the day. ...
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:32 am
The CCG's GDP just exceeded 100 trillion dollars~ twisted
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:11 pm
Quote: The Issue Gamjee's merchant navy has seen increasing attacks from swashbuckling pirates in recent months, devastating Gamjee's foreign trade. The Debate 1. "We should blow them out of the water!" says First Lord Admiral Stephanie Hanover. "These waterlogged vagabonds have been plundering our ships for far too long! All our exports from the Automobile Manufacturing industry are going straight into their hands! It's downright dangerous for us to let this continue! All we require is some funding for coastal patrol boats, fleet carriers, and nuclear submarines and a free hand to show these freebooters what's what." 2. "Hello," says a grog-swilling, peg-legged scurvy dog entering your office. "I'm Stephanie Steele, a mighty pirate. I'd like to suggest that instead of wasting all that money on attacking pirates you simply buy them off with barrels of bullion, jewels and Maxtopian gold! There'll still be pirates around, sure, but as long as everyone's paid off, they won't hinder your trade. Not much anyway." 3. "That's the second biggest load of bilge I've ever seen!" says Captain Grapnel, CFO of Hispaniola Shipping Insurance, LLC. "Shiver me timbers, if these scurvy dogs don't be cutting into me profit margin! Me comprehensive coverage has to pay out for victims o' illegality, and of course theft be illegal in this country, bu' that be giving me an idea - what if we were to have privateers? That is to say, if ye were to make piracy legal but with a quotar o' sorts, like huntin'? That way me and mine can stay in business and ye can get a fine cut o' th' booty from licence fees! Savvy?" This be the way the ship of state steers! 4. "Come now, that's hardly fair," argues 'gentleman pirate' Taupebeard de Gauche with a bow and flourish. "There is an ancient tradition of actively redistributing wealth on the high seas, and we active redistributors serve an important role in the global economy. You would not keep a family-run bookstore from handing down its business from generation to generation, would you? We simply ask, nay, demand the same right! And get rid of the word 'pirate'. It's a slur. We are corsairs - not common sea-faring thugs."
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