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 Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:31 pm
broken_joker Lazarus The Resurected oddly enough i want to be an english teacher. Do you have any specific age range you want to work with? Personally, I'd aiming to teach KS1/2 (age 4-11), speciallising in maths. highshcoll. so 14-19 or so.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:45 pm
Lazarus The Resurected it's what i do. my mission statment for life is "to make as much noise and piss off as many people as possible." Now that certainly sounds productive! Forget helping the weak and poor or contributing anything to this world. Wasting time and running our mouths is where the real fun is at. The ethic of reciprocity states: "Do not do to your neighbor what you would take ill from him." i-lol-at-metal-forums the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Luke 6:27 "But I say to you who listen: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethic_of_reciprocityIt's not just for Christians, my friends.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:00 pm
...again..... THATS AWESOME! ^^ -holds up two japanese fans for zora- Me was actually praying someone who would use the bible and not just personal relations would enter/be active in the guild, so, thats great man.
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:43 am
Lazarus The Resurected broken_joker Lazarus The Resurected oddly enough i want to be an english teacher. Do you have any specific age range you want to work with? Personally, I'd aiming to teach KS1/2 (age 4-11), speciallising in maths. highshcoll. so 14-19 or so. Why? Are you completely crazy, or what? I have a lot of respect for anyone who wants to teach teens...mostly because they're/we're so difficult to handle. I remember one teacher I had for science, first time she'd taught my science class and was out the door crying within 20 minutes simply because we wouldn't listen to her. It's her own fault though, she should have stayed in New York and out of England. We taught ourselves that lesson.
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:19 am
Zora Darkblade Lazarus The Resurected it's what i do. my mission statment for life is "to make as much noise and piss off as many people as possible." Now that certainly sounds productive! Forget helping the weak and poor or contributing anything to this world. Wasting time and running our mouths is where the real fun is at. The ethic of reciprocity states: "Do not do to your neighbor what you would take ill from him." i-lol-at-metal-forums the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Luke 6:27 "But I say to you who listen: HATE your enemies, do good to those who love you" i fixed it...i do hate out of date rules It's not just for Christians, my friends.
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:17 am
Zora Darkblade Lazarus The Resurected it's what i do. my mission statment for life is "to make as much noise and piss off as many people as possible." Now that certainly sounds productive! Forget helping the weak and poor or contributing anything to this world. Wasting time and running our mouths is where the real fun is at. The ethic of reciprocity states: "Do not do to your neighbor what you would take ill from him." i-lol-at-metal-forums the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Luke 6:27 "But I say to you who listen: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethic_of_reciprocityIt's not just for Christians, my friends. Umm no. that's your thing always remember satanism is not about feeding the poor or worrying about anyone except themselves and thier loved ones. yeah it seems selfish but the religion is steeped in Darwinism and Neitchism it's not built for the week. as for loving thy enemies i'll have to take a look in the Satanic bible for the exact quote so i'll come back to it.
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:19 am
broken_joker Lazarus The Resurected broken_joker Lazarus The Resurected oddly enough i want to be an english teacher. Do you have any specific age range you want to work with? Personally, I'd aiming to teach KS1/2 (age 4-11), speciallising in maths. highshcoll. so 14-19 or so. Why? Are you completely crazy, or what? I have a lot of respect for anyone who wants to teach teens...mostly because they're/we're so difficult to handle. I remember one teacher I had for science, first time she'd taught my science class and was out the door crying within 20 minutes simply because we wouldn't listen to her. It's her own fault though, she should have stayed in New York and out of England. We taught ourselves that lesson. fun thing. a teacher walking into a class with long black hair, ear piercings, dressed in solid black and who intorduces himself as Mr. Coffin might have a shot at holding thier attention.
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:04 pm
Lazarus The Resurected fun thing. a teacher walking into a class with long black hair, ear piercings, dressed in solid black and who intorduces himself as Mr. Coffin might have a shot at holding thier attention. Maybe for about half a class, but the other half would probably act up even more. That and you wouldn't get away with wearing that sort of attire in an English school...especially not a secondary school (11-16)
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:33 pm
broken_joker Lazarus The Resurected fun thing. a teacher walking into a class with long black hair, ear piercings, dressed in solid black and who intorduces himself as Mr. Coffin might have a shot at holding thier attention. Maybe for about half a class, but the other half would probably act up even more. That and you wouldn't get away with wearing that sort of attire in an English school...especially not a secondary school (11-16) can you still hit kids in england? you're not supposed to in canada but i've had teachers show me ways arround actually striking them.
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:19 pm
Lazarus The Resurected broken_joker Lazarus The Resurected fun thing. a teacher walking into a class with long black hair, ear piercings, dressed in solid black and who intorduces himself as Mr. Coffin might have a shot at holding thier attention. Maybe for about half a class, but the other half would probably act up even more. That and you wouldn't get away with wearing that sort of attire in an English school...especially not a secondary school (11-16) can you still hit kids in england? you're not supposed to in canada but i've had teachers show me ways arround actually striking them. No yuo can't, and I didn't mention anything about hitting a child.
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:56 pm
i was wondering if i could just hit htem to cause attention paying among students.
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 4:08 pm
broken_joker Lazarus The Resurected broken_joker Lazarus The Resurected oddly enough i want to be an english teacher. Do you have any specific age range you want to work with? Personally, I'd aiming to teach KS1/2 (age 4-11), speciallising in maths. highshcoll. so 14-19 or so. Why? Are you completely crazy, or what? I have a lot of respect for anyone who wants to teach teens...mostly because they're/we're so difficult to handle. I remember one teacher I had for science, first time she'd taught my science class and was out the door crying within 20 minutes simply because we wouldn't listen to her. It's her own fault though, she should have stayed in New York and out of England. We taught ourselves that lesson. *laughs* If she was from New Jersey she could have could have handled it.
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:58 am
Lazarus The Resurected i was wondering if i could just hit htem to cause attention paying among students. There are other ways...such as turning off te lights and leaving the room works for the more simple-minded pf students. One trick that one of my 2 science teachers used was to blow something up or burn something. My art teacher had a board at the back of the room covered in ballons, some were filled with paint, and if we weren't paying attention he'd throw darts at them to make them burst.
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:16 am
Siren of Saturn *laughs* If she was from New Jersey she could have could have handled it. Would she have been able to handle a class that was mostly chavs, the odd hyperactive emo and one or two goths/metalheads? (If you don't know what a chav is go here, here and here)
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:58 am
i loved my old chem teacher played with phospherous and lused a flexable yard stick to "measure" the necks of students caught sleeping. almost deafened me one day, i was lying on the desk, hung over and he dropped a stack of textbooks right next to my head. i can handle ju about anyone, all i need is a few things to break over my headand i'm betting they shut up. or i could bring out a gun. probably not a good idea. ok i got about as far into the video as the kids with the meat cleavers in the fronts of thier pants before the idocy theatend to overwhelm me.
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