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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 2:08 pm

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alright, following the pattern here, here is my parody for in the end about pie.... lmfao. here's 'when the pie burned'

it starts with
one pie, i dunno why
it didnt even matter how hard i tried
i kept it in mind as i tried to go on
to bake the perfect pie
all i know
pie is a valuable thing
watch it rise up then the timer goes 'ding'
watch it count down to the end of the pie
the timer ticks minutes away
so unreal!
i didnt look out below,
and dropped the pie right out the window
tried to hold on , i didnt even know
i wasted it all, and let it go
i kept all the pie inside and even though i tried
it all fell apart
what it meant to me?
well i bet you'd agree, and remember all the times i...

tried so so hard! and got so far
when the pie burned, it didnt even matter
i let it fall and lost it all
but when the pie burned, it didnt even matter

one thing, i don't know why
it didnt even matter how hard i tried
Keep that in mind i designed this pie
to remind myself how i tried so hard
despite of the way you were mocking me
acting like pie was all your property
remembering all the times you fought with me
i'm surprised i baked so much
pie isnt the way it was before
you wouldnt even digest it anymore
not that you could back then
but the pie comes back to me when the pie burned
i kept it all inside
but when i fell down, it all came out
what it meant to me?
well i bet you'd agree, and remember all the times i...

tried so so hard! and got so far
when the pie burned, it didnt even matter
i let it fall and lost it all
but when the pie burned, it didnt even matter

I put my trust.. in pie
ate as much that would go down
for all that
there's only one thing that i know
I put my trust.. in pie
ate as much that would go down
for all that
there's only one thing that i know

i tried so so hard! and got so far
when the pie burned, it didnt even matter
i let it fall and lost it all
but when the pie burned, it didnt even matter

THAT is amazing eek wow *stands up and applauds you!!*

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:01 pm

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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:35 am

OMFG Stinny! that's hilarious!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:39 am

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Me and my cousin made this play called infectd iz (pronounced infected eyes) it's about these retarded people with superpowers that save the world from the "triple chin mama" and we based the villian off of my grandmother and guess what her fav food is?
Pies, of course

*rotflmfao*

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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:08 pm

lpfaerie

THAT is amazing eek wow *stands up and applauds you!!*

^^ Thanks!

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:23 pm

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OMFG Stinny! that's hilarious!

I feel bad for the rabbits. xd

heart stinny hahn!!

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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:16 pm

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OMFG Stinny! that's hilarious!

I feel bad for the rabbits. xd

heart stinny hahn!!

I feel bad for the farmers whos feilds are dug up by bunnies.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:39 pm

I am breaking some carrots. xD i shouldv'e put that in the song.

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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:24 pm

Nice Stinny...

Heres a short one fer Numb/encore:

Can I get an encore?
What ya dont want more?
Cookin paws wit the Broolyn whores
So fer one last time I need yall ta roar....
Now what the hell are you two doin on teh floor?
After me there shall be 82 more so for one last time ***** make some noise.

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:58 pm

LP rocks

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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:35 am

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LP rocks

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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:18 pm

Spork Fever

I have spork fever
See them when I close my eyes
I have spork fever
They keep me alive

I have spork fever
Look at all the sporks I have
They make me so happy
And I like to brag

But I
Just wish that there wan't sporks crapped in my fists
and I
Wanna take back all the spork filled two hundred pound bags
And I
Just wish that there wan't sporks crapped in my fists
And I
Wanna take back all the sproks that I have

And I'd Give them all away
But they're too shiny to let go of
Give them all away
But they're the greatest invention ever

I have spork fever
They are covering my home
I have spork fever
That's why I'm alone

And I
Just wish that there wan't sporks crapped in my fists
and I
Wanna take back all the spork filled two hundred pound bags
And I
Just wish that there wan't sporks crapped in my fists
And I
Wanna take back all the sproks that I have

And I'd Give them all away
But they're too shiny to let go of
Give them all away
But they're the greatest invention ever

((This of course was one that isn't too funny, but it was for My December))

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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 12:34 am

TalinyFrost

Spork Fever

I have spork fever
See them when I close my eyes
I have spork fever
They keep me alive

I have spork fever
Look at all the sporks I have
They make me so happy
And I like to brag

But I
Just wish that there wan't sporks crapped in my fists
and I
Wanna take back all the spork filled two hundred pound bags
And I
Just wish that there wan't sporks crapped in my fists
And I
Wanna take back all the sproks that I have

And I'd Give them all away
But they're too shiny to let go of
Give them all away
But they're the greatest invention ever

I have spork fever
They are covering my home
I have spork fever
That's why I'm alone

And I
Just wish that there wan't sporks crapped in my fists
and I
Wanna take back all the spork filled two hundred pound bags
And I
Just wish that there wan't sporks crapped in my fists
And I
Wanna take back all the sproks that I have

And I'd Give them all away
But they're too shiny to let go of
Give them all away
But they're the greatest invention ever

((This of course was one that isn't too funny, but it was for My December))

you should learn how to say sporks in japanese and then giggle!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:16 am

to the tune of numb

im tired of reading about all this pie
im stuck at school without a sandwich
i cant help feeling a bit hungry and thirrrrrrrrrrrrrsty too
(walking to the caf just walking to the caf)
and every grumble in my tummy is another hunger pain!
(walking to the caf just walking to the caf)

you've made me hungry i forget my lunch
and a juice box too can't forget my snack

but i know i may end up going to my avo's
and i know she'll end up feeding me untill i have to unbutton my pants!!

yeah i skipped a little bit of the song but i promise i will try to write a good one. these are soo funny!

heehee it came off the top of my head razz i think ill wirte a good one over the break for all of you. mabey to a different song though.
oh yeah avo means grandma in portugese

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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 7:38 pm

i did not make this up

"one rusty gutter"
original song "one step closer"

I cannot take this anymore.
Repairing everything I've broke before.
Repairmen don't make no sense.
Cuz' of all my ignorance.
Nothing seems to go my way.
Four leaf clovers are my only hope again.
Just like before...

All repairmen say to me,
Is that's one rusty gutter on your roof,
And it's about to break.
All this metal stuff is gay.
I've got one rusty gutter on my roof,
And it's about to break.

Stuff in the rusty gutter ain't so clear.
I wish all the leaves would disappear.
Construction men don't make no sense.
Cuz' of all my ignorance.
Nothing seems to go my way.
Four leaf clovers are my only hope again.
Just like before...

All repairmen say to me,
Is that's one rusty gutter on your roof,
And it's about to break.
All this metal stuff is gay.
I've got one rusty gutter on my roof,
And it's about to break.

How much?
How much?
How much do I have to pay you?
How much?
How much?
How much do I have to pay you?

All repairmen say to me,
Is that's one rusty gutter on your roof,
And it's about to break.
All this metal stuff is gay.
I've got one rusty gutter on my roof,
And it's about to break.

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