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 Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:39 pm
Salad of DOOM:
Lettuce from the deepest reaches of Babylon's hanging gardens, stored in the freezer of hell.
Buttermilk Ranch Dressing from Genghis Khan's royal crusade, after slaughtering 50'000'001 people to get it.
Shredded carrots from the Death Valley of the middle east, grown over the forgotten graves of the soldiers who fought the biggest and bloodiest battle in history.
Iceberg lettuce from Santa Clause's arch nemesis: Satan Claws, who lives on the south pole and delivers apples with razor blades in them to kids on Halloween, the lettuce coming from his personal garden, on an iceberg.
Seasoning coming from the shelves of thousands of conquered nations, all slaughtered and pillaged until the land was useless, but the seasoning was still in the pantries of the fallen.
Small bits of cold chicken, coming from the demonic sacrifices of a hundred different temples, prepared, spiced and slaughtered in a different way each time, sometimes twice.
So eat the salad, and enjoy your DOOM. twisted
[[ please forgive my parody from Aquateen's Devilwhich. I just got bored. ]]
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:42 pm
Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu cartoonXlover Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu cartoonXlover *Smacks Ashi and Crispy from behind on the head* *Beats oddish ruthlessly and then zaps Oddish into a poke'ball* ninja It's not abuse if ya wanna catch'em all. ::smacks toon with a paper fan:: OUR FOOD!! scream Your pain my gain. my pain? but i hit you But I got Oddish therefore I felt no pain.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:45 pm
rofl thats going on the front page XDDD with a picture of a salad
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:47 pm
cartoonXlover Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu cartoonXlover Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu cartoonXlover *Smacks Ashi and Crispy from behind on the head* *Beats oddish ruthlessly and then zaps Oddish into a poke'ball* ninja It's not abuse if ya wanna catch'em all. ::smacks toon with a paper fan:: OUR FOOD!! scream Your pain my gain. my pain? but i hit you But I got Oddish therefore I felt no pain. but odish feels pain o3o
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sgtcrispyckicken Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:59 pm
Rex725 Shredded carrots from the Death Valley of the middle east, grown over the forgotten graves of the soldiers who fought the biggest and bloodiest battle in history. that struck one of my nerves stare
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:04 pm
sgtcrispyckicken Rex725 Shredded carrots from the Death Valley of the middle east, grown over the forgotten graves of the soldiers who fought the biggest and bloodiest battle in history. that struck one of my nerves stare why would that hurt i mean i know your an army boy
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sgtcrispyckicken Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:07 pm
Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu sgtcrispyckicken Rex725 Shredded carrots from the Death Valley of the middle east, grown over the forgotten graves of the soldiers who fought the biggest and bloodiest battle in history. that struck one of my nerves stare why would that hurt i mean i know your an army boy (im from the Marines) hell the only way it wouldn't hurt is if it wasn't one of ours I could care less about the opposing side but that would never be one of ours stare
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:12 pm
sgtcrispyckicken Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu sgtcrispyckicken Rex725 Shredded carrots from the Death Valley of the middle east, grown over the forgotten graves of the soldiers who fought the biggest and bloodiest battle in history. that struck one of my nerves stare why would that hurt i mean i know your an army boy (im from the Marines) hell the only way it wouldn't hurt is if it wasn't one of ours I could care less about the opposing side but that would never be one of ours stare so you live in the middle east then well you should be happy for growing such good carrots
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sgtcrispyckicken Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:20 pm
Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu sgtcrispyckicken Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu sgtcrispyckicken Rex725 Shredded carrots from the Death Valley of the middle east, grown over the forgotten graves of the soldiers who fought the biggest and bloodiest battle in history. that struck one of my nerves stare why would that hurt i mean i know your an army boy (im from the Marines) hell the only way it wouldn't hurt is if it wasn't one of ours I could care less about the opposing side but that would never be one of ours stare so you live in the middle east then well you should be happy for growing such good carrots ...I live in ******** indiana stressed
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:28 pm
sgtcrispyckicken Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu sgtcrispyckicken Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu sgtcrispyckicken Rex725 Shredded carrots from the Death Valley of the middle east, grown over the forgotten graves of the soldiers who fought the biggest and bloodiest battle in history. that struck one of my nerves stare why would that hurt i mean i know your an army boy (im from the Marines) hell the only way it wouldn't hurt is if it wasn't one of ours I could care less about the opposing side but that would never be one of ours stare so you live in the middle east then well you should be happy for growing such good carrots ...I live in ******** indiana stressed well look at that you live right in the middle east
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sgtcrispyckicken Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:31 pm
Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu sgtcrispyckicken Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu sgtcrispyckicken Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu why would that hurt i mean i know your an army boy (im from the Marines) hell the only way it wouldn't hurt is if it wasn't one of ours I could care less about the opposing side but that would never be one of ours stare so you live in the middle east then well you should be happy for growing such good carrots ...I live in ******** indiana stressed well look at that you live right in the middle east I wish right now my fist could go over the internet and punch you right now and if you brak my hand ill rip the bones out and stab your eyes out
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:38 pm
your lucky I think of others or you would of have been banned so fast...
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sgtcrispyckicken Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:43 pm
sgtcrispyckicken Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu sgtcrispyckicken Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu sgtcrispyckicken Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu why would that hurt i mean i know your an army boy (im from the Marines) hell the only way it wouldn't hurt is if it wasn't one of ours I could care less about the opposing side but that would never be one of ours stare so you live in the middle east then well you should be happy for growing such good carrots ...I live in ******** indiana stressed well look at that you live right in the middle east I wish right now my fist could go over the internet and punch you right now and if you brak my hand ill rip the bones out and stab your eyes out mhmm
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:54 pm
sgtcrispyckicken your lucky I think of others or you would of have been banned so fast... banned for what
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:48 pm
Ashikaga_Yoshimitsu sgtcrispyckicken your lucky I think of others or you would of have been banned so fast... banned for what Well.... you've rubbed at least two crew members the wrong way. q: I'm actually shocked no one has tempb& yet.
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