Welcome to Gaia! ::

Everyone: YEAH! TO DESTINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -They all charge towards the door and open it only to reveal Danneh and his gang on the other side-

Degona's gang:.......... eek

Danneh's gang:........... eek

-crickets chirp and somebody coughs as the two group stare at eachother in surprise-

Danneh: Going to rescue Destiny?

Good guys: -nods heads-

Degona: Come to stop us?

Bad guys: -nods head-

-more silence as the groups stare at eachother-

Wolf: -rubs back of head- Well...this is awkward.

Everyone: Right. -They stand in silence a moment more before quickly shutting the door in Danneh's gangs faces-

Danneh: HEY! IS THAT HOW YOU TREAT GUESTS? SLAMMING DOORS IN THEIR FACES!? scream

Danielle: -from behind door- YES!

SD: Well that went well. -looks in pocket and sees the shadow box that holds Chi- Hey, look what 5yoD left with us! It's that little flame thingy.

-door suddenly opens and Danrei pops out-

Danrei: -grabs shadow box with Chi from SD and bows head- Thanks! -rushes back through door and slams it in their stunned faces-

Devon: -snickers- Nice.

SD: HEY! -starts pounding on door- GIVE ME THAT BACK!

-Door opens and Degona shouts out to them-

Degona: Sorry, can't, but you can take this instead! -throws a bound and gagged Lust through the door and at Danneh's group. He lands on top of them-

Lust: -is looking at his group nervously- Hehe, how's it going guys? sweatdrop

(This is a LONG post because it's 3 in one. Me, Danielle, and Kate rped it out to make one LONG random pointless post....)

Danielle:  That was just odd...and peculiar........and queer......

Bombay/Dan:  He's/I'm not gay!

Danielle:  -randomly drops a large dictionary on Dan's head-  LOOK IT UP!

Lynn:  -runs to the door Dan came out of, shutting it quickly-  Okay, that didn't work.  New plan!

Gwen:  How long do we have, though, to even put one into action?

Eli:  -mutters vaguely, still looking confused-  Five seconds.

Arcel:  Well, the door is locked, right?  We just keep it closed and.............. -the shadows in the room all swarm towards the center of the room, morphing up into them-

Degona:  Then they crawl through the walls like rats!  -hands light on fire-

Destiny: -slowly emerges from the shadows on the other side of the room wearing revealing clothes and starts singing and dancing seductively "Gimme More"-

Degona: o_O

Dan: ....there goes our PG-13 rating.....

Danrei: .....there's our answer.....

Degona: I really hope she's still Lusted up, or she might have really lost it...

Danielle:  She's been with Danneh, he wouldn't let her get cured.

Gwen: And we're not changing that right now, why?

Danneh:  -stares-  Desi, what are you doing here.  I love the show but you should do that for me behind closed doors.

Everyone: ............

80s: Dude! We didn't need to hear that!

Danneh:  I'm not exactly going to be considerate of a TRAITOR'S feelings, now am I!

80s: Eep! -ducks behind Gwen-

Danneh:  Desi, go back home where we were.  It's not safe here.

Destiny: -blinks-

Degona: -still freaked out-

Layla:  No!  Desi, come over here!  -holds up vial-  We can make you better!

Destiny: -blinks again-

Danneh:  So that's the one who has it.  -points to SD-  Show me you're not a complete waste and go get it!  Destiny, don't listen to her.  You take that, and you won't want to have sex anymore.  You do want that, don't you?

Danielle:  Um, ew....

Dan: WTF..... o_O

Spectre: .....I think I'm in the wrong place....

Degona: Desi, -throws ND in front of her- If you come over here we'll let you mess around with ND!

ND: What the..

Degona: -to him- Sorry...

Danrei:  You can't make that decision!  He's my boyfriend!

Degona: NO HE'S NOT!

Danrei:  YES, HE IS!  HE KISSED ME!

ND:  -blinks-  I did what?

Degona: That wasn't him!

Danrei:  You're saying that because you're jealous!  Everyone saw it!

Degona: -shows hand- WE ARE ENGAGED!!!!! He would NEVER cheat on me! -getting more pissed-

ND: ........

Wolf:  Let's FOCUS, PEOPLE!  We have evil to fight!

Dan: ....yeah, evil is right... -shudders-

Bombay: Great.....a ghost scared of sex....

D Dan:  ......I've never been like that, have I?

Taylor: Why do you even care?

Dan: I am not!

Layla:  I don't think we should really be fighting each other.  Perhaps...-gasps as SD materializes behidn her, grabs the vial and darts away-  Oh, no!

Gwen: .....anyone NOT see that coming?

Lust: -still trapped- Hey! Some help here!!!

Danneh:  Well, what do you know.  He followed orders correctly.  Amazing.

Degona: -is still glaring at Danrie, and not paying attention-


Wolf: Um, guys.....beating the bad guys... Hello? Sound familiar?

Degona: -still pissed-

Danneh:  Destiny, come here and we can have fun once we get back, okay?  

Angel:  No, don't!

-has started a wrestling cat fight with Danrie-

Gwen: Oh, this is just great.....

Destiny: -blinks in confusion and uncertainty-
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ND:  Degona, Danrei, stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  -pulls them away-  They need you to help!

Degona: -hair starts to turn- Why should I?! I'm not done with her yet!

ND:  You want Danneh to keep Destiny!

Dan: ....can we take a vote on that? -gets smacked by Bombay- Ow!

Danielle:  Degona, come on!  ND's right!  

Lust: Um...hello! Needing untied here!!!

Devon:  Maybe we will once you're useful.

Lust: Well how much more help can I be while tied up?!

Anger: You? A lot....

Danielle:  Destiny, just come over here.  You remember us, right?  Your friends?

Destiny: I.....

Danneh:  Who needs friends when you have me?

Degona: -still wanting to tear apart Danrie-

Spectre: -watches in confusion-

Danrei: This is getting out of hand.  We should be focusing on the battle like Ninja Danny-chan has said.

Gwen: ND-chan!

Danneh:  I'm getting annoyed.  We'll cut short their pleas here and now. -hands glow and he sends out a massive ectoplasmic wave-

Taylor: You know this isn't fair...... Their side has more Y chromosones...

Tucker:  What does that have to do with anything!

Degona: -hair changing- No, this ends now... I've had it with her and her thinking ND is hers! He is mine, and tonight I am going to show it to her once and for all! -breaks free from ND, and attacks Danrei-

Layla: Someone do something!

Wolf:  -dodges the attack-  This is getting us nowhere!  I'll do it myself!  -brings out keyblade, running at Anger-

Anger: Hey! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!! -growls and charges-

Wolf;  You ripped off my arm!  Sound familiar!

Anger: Uh....no.... -points to Lust- That was him!

Lust:  You liar!  I don't fight men!

Anger: -has disappeared-

Degona: -is still fighting Danrie, firing fire at her, and wrestling her to the ground, swearing, and seeminly her hair keeps darkening-

Danielle:  That's it, I'm getting Destiny back even if I have to pull her over by her hair.  -strides forward-  Destiny, think reasonably and come over.

Destiny: -tilts head in thought- ..........

Danneh:  Oh, no!  I'm not letting her go after I've finally gotten her! -flies over at breakneck speed-

Layla: Guys......

Gwen: -notices- Um, now might be a good time for any plans.....

Degona: -fighting Danrie, screaming-

Danrie: -fighting me, not as mad, but still mad-

ND:  That's it!  Degona, stop!  Stop or......OR I CUT OFF THE ENGAGEMENT!

Degona: 0.0 -stops in mid punch- What...

Danrei: -punches me, not realizing I stoped-

ND:  You heard me!  Stop fighting!  You're out of control!

Degona: -falls back from the punch, and hits Danneh by accident, causing them both to land on eachother- Uh... this is so awkward....

Danneh:  snarls and blasts her off him-

Degona: -flies into a wall, and is now unconscious-

ND:  Oops...

Destiny: -is even more uncertain and confused-

Danielle:  -grabs her hand, trying to walk back over to their side of the room-  Come on.

Destiny: -blinks walking with her-

SD: Oh, heck no! I am NOT getting blamed for this!

Degona: -groans, lifts head, and sees SD charging at Daneille and Destiny- NOOO! -runs at him-

Danneh:  -gets up, growling and flies over, grabbing her other hand and pulling her away-  Stay away from my wife!

SD: -stops- .....nevermind then....

Degona: -tackles the now stopped SD- Crap! -gets up and runs towards Danny-

SD: @_@

Devon:  -uses power to make Degona immobile-

Dan: I GOT IT! -runs over punching Danneh and throws Destiny over his back and runs-

Everyone else: .... o.O

Destiny: .........o.O ?

Danneh:  NO!  -runs after him-

Dan: -still running and stops- Wait. What the heck?! I'm not a hero! See what you insane people have done to me?!

Degona: -might not be able to move feet, but able to move arms, and fires a fire ball at Devon-

Dan:  -stops in front of a distracted Eli, looking around-  Where do I go!  WHERE DO I GO!  -Destiny spots Eli from over Dan's shoulder and grabs him, pulling him into a kiss before being torn away as Dan screams like a girl and runs away from Danneh-

Eli:  -teeters back dazedly, blinking and looking heavenward-  WHY?!  Why now!  When I couldn't see it was coming!  

Destiny: -is now dizzy from all the running around-

Arcel:  ...Talk about a cruel twist of fate.  -Chi and KI do that the comedic bit after jokes with the drums that were left out from Wolf's stand-up act-

Dan: -still screaming-

Degona: -still stuck, firing fire balls at Devon-

Layla: -looks at Bombay- Aren't you going to help?

Bombay: No.

Layla: Why not?!

Dan: -runs over screaming and grabs Bombay- SAVE ME!!!!

Devon:  -dodges them easily, looking around and then spotting Lynn and running over-

Bombay: .....that's why....

DEGONA: WILL SOMEONE HELP GET ME UNSTUCK?!

Bombay: Why'd you bring her over here? -points to destiny- Get her out of here!

Dan: Where?

Bombay: Somewhere Danneh can't get to her!

Dan: But he can get anywhere!

Bombay: Anywhere there are shadows.

-Next shot shows Dan and Destiny in a room completely filled with lights and no shadows-

Dan: that oughta do it.

--backinthechaos-

Eli: -woozy- Where'd Destiny go?

SD: ...DAN DID IT! IT WASN'T ME!

Danneh: -growls- We'll get her in a moment. Back to the task everyone!

Anger: My pleasure. -rushes at Danielle, who just stands there with a smug grin.

Anger: What's so funn- -Arcel pops up from behind him and knocks Anger over-

Danielle: Nice -high-fives Arcel-

Degona: -still throwing fireballs at Devon- Gah! Hold still!

Devon: -avoiding fireballs, running towards Lynn- Knock it off Combustion Girl.

-and totally oblivious to the battle occuring-

Tech: ...almost there. -is connecting wires and pushing buttons-

Lynn: Er, wrong button. -points to printout- See?

Tech: -pauses- ...right. -fixes it- Glad we don't have to find out what would have happened if we hadn't caught that.

Lynn: No kidding. The (insert highly confusing technical talk here) would have (scary senario).

Tech: And the side efftects of (insert alarming side effects) caused by (insert more highly technical stuff here) would have been a disaster.

Lynn: Yeah. -notices fight for first time- Um...maybe not as big as a disaster that's behind us.

Wolf: -has managed to start fighting Danneh with Layla and Danrei- Finally, a fair fight!

Danneh: You call three on one fair? ...I like that thinking. Have you considered crossing over to the dark side?

Danrei: -stabs him with her sword- I'm pretty sure my friend would rather stay on the winning side.

Danneh: -dark glare-

Devon: -tried to run to Lynn, but the fire balls became too much- CUT IT OUT YOU PYRO FREAK! -stops her arms from moving-

Degona: FREAK? I'm not the one who has dedicated half of his life to chasing- -mouth is frozen by Devon- $#)(%$+!!!

Devon: Finallly. Quiet. -looks to lynn-

Lynn:-catches his gaze- Ah no. Who invited him here? -begins to back away-

Devon: -freezes her- And where do you think you're going princess?

Lynn: Um...away from here. Let's just say I fear for my safety around you.

Devon: Your concern has been noted. -grins- And rejected.

Tucker: Leave her alone! -knocks Devon to the ground, releasing his hold on Lynn and Degona.

Degona: Finally! -begins to pelt Devon mercilessly-

Degona: We might have to deal with that in a minute though. First we have to figure out what to do with these guys -points back to Danneh's gang-

Tucker: I'm fine with leaving them this way for a few minutes. -kicks a frozen Devon in the face- Perfectly fine with it.

Lynn: We could stick them in a thermos.

Gwen: But the only thermoses we have are Fenton ones, and those only hold ghosts...

Tech: Not if you modify one.

Lynn: And I just so happen to have one of the modified ones right here.

group: -smiles as all the Danny's in the room are swept up-

Tucker: ...awhh...I wanted to keep kicking him...

Arcel: ...wait a second, you just put all the Danny's in there!

Layla: So?

Danrei: ND!

Gwen: 80's!

Lynn: ...DANG IT! -backs up as Danrei and Gwen glare at her- I didn't realize it would suck up EVERY ghost/demon in the room!

Danielle: ...And where'd Degona go?

Tucker: Wasn't she half-ghost too?

Lynn: I think I'm fired.

Wolf: Um...maybe this would be a good time to check up on Dan and Destiny.

-they enter the room with the bright lights and only find Destiny-

Lynn: -sighs- Let me guess, Dan got sucked up too?

----inthethermos----

-it's very dark-

Danneh: Dang, I wish I could see in here.

-light turns on-

Danneh: what the hey? -looks around- Desiree? What are you doing here?

Desiree: You don't even want to know.

Danneh: -evil grin- Well, while you're here, I wish...

Layla: *walks in* Um...guys?

Wolf: Oh gosh, what now?

Layla: Um... I'm starting to feel a little woozy...

Bombay: Why?

Layla: I told you...I need sunlight soon, or I'll... *suddenly, her knees buckle, and she passes out on the floor*

Danrei: Ah, crap. Someone get her outside.

Tech: I'll start working on an atrificial sun for her!

Danielle: Poor Layla.

-Dan's singing starts to radiate from the thermos-

Lynn: *covers her ears* Poor us!

Lynn: -stares in shock- Layla, are you alright?

Layla: -glaring at the two Dannys-

Danrei: It's more Dannys!

-at the mention of "Dannys", the boys come racing in through the bushes Tucker and Arcel arming the thermos-

Tucker: Not more!

Danielle: Tucker, wait! -without thinking Tucker opens the thermos and the two Dannys are sucked in- .........

Tucker: -blinks in surprise- Wait....what just happened?

Girls: ......

[IN THE THERMOS]

SD: -grumbles under breath- Well, I wish we could find a way to stop them from getting the best of us again....

-Fisher Danny and Knight Danny reappear in the thermos-

Dan: -stops singing- What the... o.O MORE OF THEM?!?!

FD: Dude....this is weird....

ND: Great, just great....

KD: I say....what is going on here? I must return and save that poor maiden! For who knows what unearthly mad beast could be out there preying upon young girls!

SD: Actually....I think he's in here right now.....

Danneh: ..... -glaring sourly- We'd better not have the same thoughts right now, buddy.....

KD: I am sure not. For my young companion and I are on a mission of sorts.

80s: -looks up in interest- Mission? You mean like an adventure?

KD: -nods softly- You see, there is legend of a powerful dangerous force. And the only thing that negate this power is sealed away in several jewels......

[ELSEWHERE]

CD: -flipping through the book- Mmmm, this is most unusual....and interesting. I haven't seen this language used for generations.

Jazz: -blinks in surprise- So you can read it?

CD: -glances up at her- Read it? I can practically recite it...

Valerie: So you know what it says? And what it means?

CD: For the most part. I'm still reading it for myself.

Jazz: Weird. He wasn't even able to understand more than a few sentences.

CD: -scoffs- That's no surprise. I'm amazed he even got that far... -leans down a bit- Here, I'll show you an example of how to read it. -recites a paragraph on the open page and the book glows a faint blue-

[BACK WITH THE OTHERS]

Everyone: -stands there arguing-

Wolf: -holds hands up- Okay, okay... Hang on. Now tell us exactly what happened?

Layla: -sighs in annoyance- Fine, we'll show you..... -the girls walk back off to where they were standing when she got hooked earlier- I was just over here minding my own business when..... -trails off as Angel looks thoughtfully at the scenery-

Taylor: -leans down to look at her- Something on your mind?

Angel: I just.... -shakes head- I don't know. Something about the power in this place is really really familiar.... -turns around behind her almost instinctively-

Destiny: -leans in the doorway looking slightly dazed with just a few blonde strands remaining in her hair and everyone else turns back to look-

Arcel: Whoa...... That's like the second time she's happened to change back on her own.....

Wolf: -tilts head in thought- Yeah, weird....

Destiny: -slowly looks up at them, then stares beyond them at the gardens, eyes widened in shock and something else, hand in front of her mouth-

Wolf: -turns back to the others- I told you guys this place could be dangerous. -shakes head- You should have listened to me.

Layla: -rolls eyes- It wasn't the plants that attacked us! And I'm not even sure we could say attacked!

Lynn: Maybe this is Vlad's peaceful place. You know, where he comes to think and relax and stuff?!

Arcel: Yeah, right! Think about it. I mean, really, why would Vlad, of all people, have a garden?!

Destiny: -speaking quietly and without looking at them- ......if it wasn't his........ -everyone turns back again to see her standing deeper in the garden now, with a a flowery vine draped over her and a long black panther laying at her feet purring softly leaning against her protectively-

ON OTHER SIDE OF THE THERMOS.....

ND: -to Dan- What are you doing?

Dan: -has a paintbrush and a can of white paint in his hand- I'm making a line separating that side of the thermos -points to side where the bad guys are- from this side of the thermos. We can't have them spying on us!

SD: -shouts from his side- We can hear you, you know!

Dan: -shouts back- SHUT UP! NOBODY WAS TALKING TO YOU!

SD: YOU SHUT UP!

Dan: NO YOU!

SD: YOU!

Danneh/ND: THE BOTH OF YOU BE QUIET! scream

ND: Gang, huddle! -all the good guys huddle together in a football-like style- Okay, so what do you think about the new guys? -they look at KD and Fisher Danny-

Fun Danny: They seem like good guys to me, dude.

Fun Danny: And they were looking for the virtues.

ND: True, maybe they can help us, but first....- he raised his head to look over at Danneh's huddled group. He lowers his voice- But first, we have to get out of here without letting those guys out. Danneh and his goons can't leave with KD's and FishD's information.-

80s: So what's the plan?

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WHITE BORDER LINE....

FishD: I wonder which here side we're on.

Dan: -is covered with white paint and fuming. He points his paintbrush at FishD and KD in a threatening manner- NEITHER! You're not on any side! So don't move a muscle!

KD: -to FishD- I say, that Dan fellow's about as friendly as a thorn in the foot, don't you think companion? Wot, wot!

FishD: I reckin so. I've seen gators with sweeter tempers.

Dan: STOP TALKING WEIRD!

KD: Companion, does thou think we should trust these folk? Many do look like our brethen, but...well, some of them seem alittle dark.

FishD: Well, it's up to you whether we stay. I'm just a simple fisher.

KD: Nonsense! This quest would have failed many a time if not for your logic and common sense. I deeply value your opinion.

FishD: -scratches head- Well...in that case, I think we should go with the ninja fellow.

KD: Why's that, good friend?

FishD: Well, they're on the right side of the thermos.

KD:..........and?

FishD: Come now, KD, even a simple fellow like me knows that the good guys are always right!

Knight Danny: Your logic is flawed, though. A thermos as I come to understand does not even have sides for it is round, not unlike King Arthur's table. There is only a top and a bottom. Furthermore, why must one side be evil just because they do not agree?

Fisher Danny: Well....

Danneh: Fine, have her! -lets go of Desiree and Dan tumbles back into the rest of his group as Danneh grabs the unconscious Degona- I'll just keep her.

ND: HEY!!!!!!!

Danneh: -smirks- It's only fair.

ND: No, it's not! Degona's on OUR SIDE! Desiree isn't on any side.

Desiree: And I'd prefer it to stay that way, thank you!

Danneh: Besides, I don't need her.

SD: We don't?

{MEANWHILE}

Eli: -finishes-

Danrei: So....I was right all along.

Eli: Yes.

Bombay: And instead of trying all of those plans which just brought us misery and headaches, we should have just gone off in search of these virtues?

Eli: Yes.

Everyone: ........ stare

Angel: Why couldn't you have told us all this before!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eli: It wasn't clear then! I'm having something akin to amnesia as best I can describe it. Or Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. My brain is screwed at the moment. You try having a century's worth of lives crammed in your skull and then keep up with your own!

Danrei: I'm sure Eli-san is doing the best he can.

Gwen: There's no point now. Everyone''s normal.

Eli: Actually....

{ELSEWHERE}

Devon: -peeking in with Five-Year Old Danny- ..........In that thermos?

Five-Year Old Danny: Yes.

Devon: But it's TINY!

Five-Year Old Danny: Forget about that! Most everything in all of this doesn't make sense! Look, Tucker has the thermos. This will be easy then! You want to get back at him for taking Lynn from you, don't you?

Devon: -glowers- Yes.

Five-Year Old Danny: Then just control him and make him open it. Just his hands and he probably won't even know what he's doing. Then they'll blame him and Lynn will be easier to persuade or something. She won't like him, got it?

Devon: -grins and nods-

{BACK WITH US}

Arcel: They're coming back?

Destiny: But...but.......

Layla: But my wings! They cured them!

80's: We had to listen to Wolf's "Yo Momma" jokes for nothing! -yelps and ducks behidn Gwen as Wolf glares-

Eli: It won't last. I'm sorry, Layla, but the sins are too strong to just cure. They'll come back gradually if we don't get the virtues.

Destiny: You know, for someone that knows eveyrthing, you're sure not helping us at all!

Eli: I'm telling you this now! Want me to just stay quiet?

Taylor: Where are the virtues.

Eli: In the same place as the sins were. It's in the Ghost Zone.

{IN THE THERMOS}

Danneh: No, because I can just do this. I wish the virtues were gone!

Desiree: Oh, drat! -waves hands around as they glow- So it is desired, so it shall be.

{AND THEN.....}

Eli: -goes pale- Or not.