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 Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:02 pm
Oniongirl Quote: We will keep things warm for you. Victoria shall be played absolutely brutally in the upcoming days, and I shall PM you copies so that you'll be able to read every instance where your character gets used in your absense. My my such word usage too... I believe we're corrupting you folk here... Awe...I'm so touched...I'd love it very much if you did so. 4laugh Don't worry...I was allready currupt. For New Years I said I'd try to stop swearing, but after I said that on the 1st it got ten times worse. Theres irony in ther somewhere... ninja Heh, I gave up swearing for Lent last year. I wound up making a whole bunch of replacement words. So if anyone ever wondered where the hell I came up with my AIM name [xwhat the kiwix] it was a phrase I used to shout out and not get in trouble for so my friend suggested I use it as my AIM name. =] I swear way too much irl. Specially at school.
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:18 pm
"When you go a resturant on the weekends and it's busy so they start a waiting list. They say Dufrane, party of two, table ready for Dufrane, party of two , and if no one answers they'll say the name again, Dufrane, party of two. Bu then if no one answers, they'll move on to the next name. Bush party of three. Yeah, but what happened to the Dufranes, No one seems to care, who can eat at a time like this? People are missing. You people are selfish. The Dufranes are in someone's trunk right now ,with duct tape over their mouths and they're hungry.That's a double whammy! We need help! Bush search party of three. You can eat once you find the Dufranes."
"I opened a yogurt and underneath the lid it said "please try again" they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I had opened the yogurt wrong.Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. 'Come on Mitch, don't give up! An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.'"
"I was walking by a drycleaner at 3a.m. and there was a sign that said Sorry, we're closed. You don't have to be sorry. It's 3a.m. and your a drycleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna come by at 10 and say, 'hey I was here at 3a.m and you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology.'"
Oh my godess, Mitch Hedberg is awesome. I can't believe he died.
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:47 am
"I'd like to have an escalator in my house, cuz and escalator can never break. It can only become stairs."
God my college was ******** crushed when we heard Mitch died sad He had a huge following at Virginia Tech.
EDIT: Oh yeah, Brotherhood check your PMs smile
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:24 am
Heh, what about the mods? j/k
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:54 am
*points to the mod guild*
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:11 am
*points to the time of her post* Totally not awake or thinking to check the mod forum at that time smile manda = dumbass sometimes
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:19 am
Alright, there's a baby at my house, so I wont be too active. I'll keep up, but there won't be a lot of dialog. <3
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:32 am
*Ahem*
Captain America and Captain Planet Vs. Red Skull and Captain Pollution...
LINKA: I am Linka, brilliant child of the Soviet Union! I live in a beautiful primeval forest and use my Power of Wind for the benefit of my autonomous collective!
KWAME: I am Kwame, native shepherd of Africa! I am surrounded by the glory of nature and use my Power of Earth to protect animals!
WHEELER: Yeah, wassup, I'm Wheeler, one a' the Third Street Crips o' New York. I use my Power of Fire to put the hurt on that playa' who was talkin' smack 'bout my Johnson last night. Feel the flames, shithead!!!
MA-TI: I am Ma-Ti, of South America, and I use my power of Heart to...
WHEELER: b***h, yo' power sucked.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Look, kids, all I asked was whether you should be in school or something...
LINKA: America sucks!
KWAME: Yeah!
MA-TI: Quick, let's summon Captain Planet!
{WHOOSH!}
CAPTAIN PLANET: Hi, kids! I hope everyone's been recycling those scotch tape dispensers like I told you last time....
WHEELER: ******** recycling....
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Is that a... green mullet?
CAPTAIN PLANET: Ha ha... forgive my messy hair... hair spray is from aerosol cans, and penguins choke on aerosol cans, so I just use seaweed.
RED SKULL: And now, Herr Captains, ve shall destroy you!
CAPTAIN PLANET: AAAAHHH!!! He's SMOKING! Don't blow that in my face, don't blow that in my... AAAAAAHHH!!!!
{Flying away noise!}
CAPTAIN AMERICA: I hate hippies.
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:50 am
Ha, that was funny. Goddamn dirty hippies!
Yes, and I lied earlier. There's still a baby (YAY) but I'll be able to post more often know that I know the plot.
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:57 am
And on that note, the moment I get home I'll be typing up a very fine initial assault for Magneto to unleash upon the helpless X-Men ^_^
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:05 pm
On a completely unrelated note...
I finally beat Assignment: Ada in Resident Evil 4. Krauser was a b***h and a half to fight. But I managed to beat him, and by finally completing Assignment Ada, I have unlocked the purchase of the Chicago Typewriter in the main game. The Chicago Typewriter, for those of you who don't play Resident Evil 4, is a machine gun that has infinite ammo, and no reload. Which means you can stand there, and mow down enemies without ever pausing to put more ammo in the gun.
I am happy. Very happy.
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:25 pm
Still have yet to finish RE4...(Moren, please don't tell me anything about it. Please?) But I must say...I've been upgrading my Broken Butterfly, and Goddamn! That's a powerful pistol.
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:54 pm
Broken Butterfly? Just wait until you get the Killer7! Personally, I keep both with me, since Magnum ammo is so hard to find. It's good to have two very powerful (and accurate) weapons with you.
I can't wait until I can get the Hand Cannon. That thing'll be ******** awesome. Fully upgraded Hand Cannon means 99 damage per shot, plue infinite ammo. Thank god for the Butterfly Lamp, the Beerstein, and the Elegant Mask. Those are worth a lot of money when you complete them.
Treasure maps are very useful tp have, especially if you're saving up for the Chicago Typewriter and the like.
By the way, how far into the game are you, anyways?
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:20 pm
Er, I like playing James Bond on N64. I'm pretty sweet at that.
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:46 pm
I skipped all the way from NES to Gamecube.
NES, as in eight-bit NES.
I've got the catridge that has Super Mario Bros and Duck Hunt on it. That thing is t3h r0x0rz My l33t Zapper skills will pwn j00.
I'd still be playing on if if it weren't broken.
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