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[Sorry I'm late, everyone! I wrote something long to compensate for it, though.]

The bat wings were flying at incredible speed. "I can't believe it," Tenshi cried to herself as the wind whistled in her ears. "I can't believe it! I'm late, I'mlateI'mlateI'mlate!"

Tenshi was still getting used to having batwings instead of angel wings. But angel wings weren't smexy enough. "Renee and Boss-chan would KILL me if I didn't follow the dress code," she muttered to herself. As if responding to her emotional heebeejeebees, the batwings' internal mechanism began to sputter.

"Hohshithohshithohshit!" Tenshi scrambled to balance the food she had been carrying in both hands. She had a stack of caek boxes in one hand, and a stack of pie in the other. "Don't fail me now, batwings! I gotta get this food safely to the wedding. INTACT. Pleeeassssse."

To her relief, the batwings stabilized. She sighed in relief and willed it to go even faster.

I actually might get there on time, she thought to herself.

Ah, there it was, the church. Tenshi sighed again. "Now, for a smooth landing into the church."

To her utmost horror, the batwings began to sputter again. "Don't tell me it couldn't take the speed?!" Tenshi cried.

The church was right below her, and the batwings gave one last wheeze. Tenshi grimaced.

"Byebye."

She fell through the air, straight towards the church roof.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Boom! Bang! Crash!

Tenshi fell through the roof and landed on her back on the altar. She breathed hard. The caek and pie! she thought in panic. What happened to the caek and pie!?

She opened her eyes, and found that the boxes of caeks and pies were still stacked neatly on her hands. "Luuucky~" she groaned.

She looked up the hole in the roof and her eyes widened.

SPLAT.

She had failed to save one last pie, and it had landed on her face.

Her eyes swirling, she warbled to the staring crowd, "Caterer, present and accounted for."

Iia rushed to the alter. When she made it to the goal, she panted, and bent down for Renee.

Then bri came, and then Tenshi just FELL RIGHT NEXT TO HER.

Iia screamed. Then stopped.

"Omg...Tenshi...just you."

She then looked at the aisle...and the damage Kairi and Immy's fall had caused.

"........KAIRI! gonk ARE YOU OKAY?!"

Sakura blinked uninterested at the race. Why? People in this "Sincerely Yours" community were crazy, and she was not suprised.

So when Tenshi fell from the sky, she brought her attention to her, and made sure she was okay.

Sasuke.

Sasuke was different.

The Uchiha cared not about the caterer (he hated sweet things anyway), nor did he care about the other wedding attendees.

His focus was on his BROTHER.

He watched with deep interest, Sharingan swirling as the race began.

No! That b*****d was catch up! NO!

And then he saw the cane stick out, and it seemed to happen in

....slow....

.....mooooootiiooooooonnnn.....

Sasuke blinked at the wreckage.

Sasuke: "Yes...Yes....YES! YES!"

Sakura looked up at the man with a quirked eyebrow.

Sasuke: "HA!" he said, pointing a finger at his fallen sibling. "YOU LOST! YOU SUCK! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU KILLED A CLAN?! HAHAHAHAH-....Heeeeey, errrybdy aughhh~"

Plop. Sakura put away the syringe again.

The pain, the pain, the pain.

So she was immortal, SO WHAT. There was still PAAAAAIIIIN.

She had gone HEADFIRST into about a dozen pews. It was a wonder her neck hadn't been broken. And was that.. laughing she heard? A roar of laughter that sounded oddly enough like..

"YOU LOST! YOU SUCK! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU KILLED A CLAN?! HAHAHAHAH- .."

It died off after that.

Must have been Sasuke. And Sakura must have drugged him again.

Bless her.

Slowly Kairi got to her feet, nearly losing her balance a few times before steadying herself. "I'm just fiiiine~" she muttered, and glanced around for Imo. She had flown off somewhere.

*Jill flies in* "Sorry I'm late guys! Got lost in a graveyard! (No joke)." She stares around at this pure mahem, wondering what has been happening as she reinacted Ghost Hunters.

Tenshi wiped the pie off her face. "Where d'you guys want the caek and pie?" she called. "I can't hold it up forever, you know."

Then-

"YOU LOST! YOU SUCK! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU KILLED A CLAN?! HAHAHAHAH- .."

Tenshi shuddered. That Sasuke was just so... freaky at times, with his revenge. She supposed that learning that Kairitachi was immortal finally screwed him off completely.

[Edit: I was told off. crying I'll live, though.]

"Umeh!" she exclaimed, realizing her shuddering heebeejeebees was causing the carefully stacked caeks and pies to wobble dangerously. She shifted to the left, and the stacks leaned to the right. She shifted to the right, but the stacks disobeyed and leaned to the left.

"Maybe if I shuddered the opposite direction?" Tenshi said.

She did.

"Ho hey wha wha wha wha wha!" she yelled in panic as the stack threatened to fall on the wedding attendees, and the bride and groombride themselves.

"Oh i'll help you, " Bri screams trying to grab the pastries.
And then..." Hahahahah! you killed a clan! You stink! (bri isn't suposed to say bad things)"
"Sakura, I think you need to Drug him again," Bri began as Jill tried desperatly to change her clothes.

Bri sighed and looked around. "If this continues to be too crazy, I am going to have to leave people." She spotted jill. "And I might just take Jill"