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 Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:40 pm
"Okay! Noooo problem-uh!" Noodle said in a very cheery tone. She put the headphones around her neck and started walking to the rest of the gang with the frightened girl. Noticing the tension, she cut the silence.
"So, uh, why are you from behind...um... Mur-u Doc-u's Winnebago?"
She stopped next to 2D, taking special care to stay from Murdoc and his girl.
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:21 am
As 2D decided to stare at the ceiling with his mouth open, again, he began to drool all over himself.
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:57 pm
Taking her attention off the little asian girl and the apparently lost little girl , the young woman posed a extremely strange expression once catching a glimpse of Mista' Dee standing off yonder . Poor Blue Boy was lingering in place like some kind of brain - dead zombie , head tilted upwards towards the ceiling as a trace of drool came in a stream from the corners of her mouth . Sweet Jesus , Mary Motha' o' Gawd .
"Oi , babe ," she said in a low whisper , reaching forward to shake his shoulder a bit and attempt to snap him out of whatever ' happy place ' he might of created in that pretty , yet rather empty head of his . "C'mon , mahn , get out'ta it . You'll ruin that cool shirt of yours , eh ?"
Suddenly , with the slurred engrish speak of the asian girl of before , Jo's eyes snapped back up when she went on about how they were all ' no good - uh ! ' The young woman couldn't help but wonder why this girl hadn't noticed this rather obvious fact in the first place ; especially now as they the two zombiefied junkies she'd followed down to the carpark seemed know her at least somewhat . But with Jo freezing her arse off , and - gawd , what did she introduce herself as ? - Nuh - roo - duh or whatever hinting that they would soon depart this curs - ed carpark , the woman was certainly one to follow suit .
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:04 pm
"Oi. Noodle. Wotch' think yer doin'? I don' bite." He paused. "Well, only when I got to, heh..."
He rocked on his heels.
"Okay. Wait. Think waaaay back when we were on that house-raid show, whatever it was, 'kay, on MTV, and we went into your room. And you WIGGED OUT. This is EXACTLY the same thing! An' you didn't see ME gettin' all sympath...sympateh...touchy-feely about it."
Sihm - pa - THEH -tick.
"You're jus' gettin' all friendly 'cos she's a girl, am I right. Well let me tell you there's a PERFECTLY GOOD BIRD STANDIN' RIGHT HERE..." He gestured madly at his new pseudo-zombie friend, "...An' you're avoiding her like the black ********' PLAGUE."
"And hey. D! HEY! Don't make me buy you a bib."♥ {Gºpop}™
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:31 pm
2D kinda just looked at Murdoc like he was paying attention the whole time. "I don' need a bib... Though I saw this reawlly cu'e one a' this one depar'men' store an'... I' had a duck on i' and I fink i's from Disney, or somefin'..." He continued to ramble on about the bib, giving details such as 'it was funny looking and blue'.
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:38 pm
Ruki had stayed as quiet as possible, up untill Murdoc started shouting about the sleepy looking girl next to him and 2D. She flinched, her head shrinking back into her shoulders and her hands hugging onto her arms.
She didn't even look up or giggle when 2D started talking about a bib, though she was smirking on the inside.
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:20 pm
[[Bear with me. A Japanese accent isn't something easy to write. Just imagine Noodle saying it with the accent, and hopefully it will be fine. But sometimes you have to read it twice for full effect.]]
Noodle, ignoring the girls and 2D, walked right up to Murdoc and glared him in the eyes.
"You weren't LOST-uh when you entered my room! And that-uh prostitute isn't ...um...something to welcome-uh! You know-uh I don't rike them in my HOUSE!" she said pointing to the chick near Murdoc.
"And you DO-uh bite, Mur-u Doc-u. Just remember I know-uh martial arts! And I strongly...um.... dislike your prostitute-uh!"
She turned away, but began to feel slightly embarassed. She hoped Murdoc wouldn't figure out her small jealousy against his womanizing. Not that she wanted him or anything, but they both shared memories and friendship. The same went for Russel and 2D.
Turning back to the girl, she said, "Ummm, heh, sorry!" whilst flashing a big smile and scratching her head. "Shall we...um...clean-uh you up?"
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:56 pm
As the insulting words came flying out of the asian girl's mouth , if even possible from the current tone of her skin , Genevieve must of turned some kind of pale and drained of color as the word ' prostitute ' was dished out like leftover turkey from Thanksgivin' . As if the screw in her jaw had been popped , the young woman mouth flung open , staring in disbelief as to what this little girl was calling her . Really , it wouldn't be that hard to mistake poor Gen for. . . said sleazy streetwalker , as she was rather under dressed as of now , and her unruly hair and dirtied appearance didn't seem to help much to her cause one bit .
But still , a prostitute ?
"Excusez-moi ? Wha'd the <********> , mahn . Wha'ja jus' call me ?" she said , trying her best to rid herself of the raspy level of her voice , failing just as miserably as ol' Noo - duh - roo off yonder attempted to speak coherent english . God damn , maybe she did look like some kind of prostitute . Biting her lower lip , the young woman narrowed her eyes , desperately wishing for a long shower and a clean set of clothes . It was a constant test of her willpower just to be around these men ; the thought of going to bed with them would have been sooner resulting with she jumping off a twelve story building onto a bed of steak knives .
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:20 pm
((I know what you mean. You are a bit off on where to put the "-uh's", but other than that, I think you did a very good job!))
Ruki had been doing her imitation of the background while Noodle was yelling at Murdoc. When Noodle had faced her, she took one step forward, but froze as the other woman yelled. Ruki then attempted to become just part of the background once again.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 10:30 am
"Chill! Christ, what are yeh, jealous?" Murdoc raised his hands in surrender. He had been beaten to the ground by Noodle before. It wasn't something he wanted to experience again. "She's not a bloody PROSTITUTE, she jus' wandered in after gettin' stuck in that pack o' zombies outside tearin' up the plot of dirt we call a lawn. I'd give 'er credit! We've seen people who haven' made it through them, righ'?" Oh, they had. And it was NASTY. Lots of flying limbs. But that didn't stop Murdoc from watching the carnage from the balcony with a video camera and a packet of jaffa cakes. "'Sides, I wouldn' sleep wiv 'er. At first glance I'd say she's been on summin' pretty heavy, but I fink tha's just how she looks naturally t' tell the truth now..."♥ {Gºpop}™
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:45 pm
A scowl curling across the woman face , she heavily exhaled a huff of breath , letting her arms fall to her sides while ignoring the fact that it still like the temperature of her current occupancy was equivalent to that of bloody Antarctica . Look who's talkin' , frickin' Grease Monkey . Jesus , these people really did know how to treat a guest .
"Oh . wow . Thank a bunch , I'm sure ," she said , gravely voice dripping with such an amount of sarcasm it would drown a cow . And just when she'd been in a good mood , too . In fact , before she'd found herself standed in this crumbling mess of a diseased hell hole , Jo had been nothing less than a saint . The only things that caused he to show any less than that were perverted coworkers , small children , and crotchety drunkards . At least she was blessed to have one less of the three in such a situation .
"An' the <********> you mean , zombies ? You serious ? I jus' thought they were some fugly mob o' sales - persons or summat . Pretty nice , ones , too ." And ' pretty nice ' they were . Even though she was in her usually sleepwalking mode during said stroll through legions of festering undead , the most she'd remember were their manners , of all things . With whatever amount of living brain cells they still had in those rotting skulls of theirs , at least they paid attention so to take a break from munching on human flesh long enough to step aside and let the half - asleep woman through . Mighty strange, come to think of it .
Maybe looking like some living dead person did have an upside to it .
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:44 pm
Noodle was now deeply embarrassed. The poor girl she had called a prostitute had already been through so much trouble getting here, and Murdoc had caught on to her jealousy. Grabbing the two other girls by the arm, she led them to the elevator.
"Come on-uh , girls. I'll get you both-uh ...um...cleaned up?"
She pressed the button, and before the doors closed, she mouthed the word "sorry" to Murdoc.
Maybe Russel would know what to do....
She should see him later for advice. She always asked for his help and he was the person most like family to her. But first, these girls needed a good showering.
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:19 pm
Ruki made a nearly inaudible squeak of surprise when grabbed. Mumbling a quick, "Okay..." she silently followed the asian axe princess.
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:03 pm
Murasaki woke suddenly, banging her head on the underside of 2D's bed.
"OW!" she cried, rubbing her injured nose. She stretched and rolled out from underneath, thankful for the lack of 2D's presence. She bounded up the stairs into the car park.
"Erm--what was all that noise about?" she asked, smoothing her slightly mussed purple and blue hair.
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:48 pm
"Oh FINE! LEAVE me hear, will you?!" He wasn't really mad, just guilt-tripping Noodle. He banged on the elevator door, shocked at the sound of his own grimy fist echoing around the crushed concrete and smashed cars.
And then he realized it was probably four in the morning and he had a GIGANTIC headache.
Tripping over his boots, he stumbled to the Winnebago and burst through the door, which was beginning to fall off its hinges. Cortez made a sound that could only be described as a mouth-fart, in disdain. Murdoc couldn't remember the last time he had fed him, but he had probably found some carcass to chew on in the meantime.
"C'mon, mate, don't make tha'...noise at me." Murdoc grumbled, opening a kitchen cabinet and pulling out a can of tuna fish. He stabbed a fingernail through the lid, and pried it up, probably contaminating the tuny to the point of no return. "Eat."
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