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 Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:47 pm
Keebs has never beaten me =)
Probably because James is not dumb enough to fight him during the nighttime.
Sun op.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:03 pm
Hawhawhaw, you need the sun to beat him.
There's better ways.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:16 pm
*not carrying vampire-bane items with you 24/7 on Gaia*
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:18 pm
He needs the sun.
You need weapons, skills, fighting styles and powers.
Your move.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:21 pm
I counter with my ultimate strategy to beat vampires.
-A pen.
-A sheet of paper.
-A cardboard box.
Super KB: WARG, WARGGK WARRKG WARRGGK
Me: eeeeeek! [Quickly scribbles down "No KBs allowed" and sticks it onto the box, then walks into it.]
Super KB: ...oh right because vampires aren't allowed in places if they aren't invited, darn. My worst weakness.
Me: f**. cool
Super KB: ...please invite me in?
Me: No.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:23 pm
Good job. You're now trapped in.
If only you had a sun somewhere...
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:33 pm
I can walk with the box, dumbass.
And hey, good 6, 7 hours later... THE SUN.
Super KB: ... the sun and I... can... can I hide in your box?
Me: Go ******** off.
Super KB: .....please?
Me: [Throws some wolfsbane flowers at him.]
Super KB: EEEK FLOWERS SCARE ME because I'm a vampire and wolfsbane affects me EEK EEEK EEEEK [Runs around until the sun appears. Begins sizzling.] AGHH EEEHH AAHH EHH AHH AH AH AH
Vampires suck a**. Beheading them and piercing their heart kills them, AKA s**t that kills everyone. They're afraid of garlic. They're afraid of flowers. They're hurt by silver and wood. If a tree's all ******** pointy and references Jesus, it's basically vampire rape. They have to carry around dirt from their homeland or they get force raped by time (pro-tip: the giant coffin full of dirt in the neighborhood MIGHT be suspect.) They literally -cannot- attack you unless you're out in the woods at 2 AM, or you invite them into your place of residence. Running and still water ******** murder them, holy water does too but why go that fancy when a shower would annihilate most vampires.
I'm sorry, when something is vulnerable to (at least):
-Getting shot (like anything is)
-Getting stabbed (like anything is)
-Running Water
-Holy Water
-Still Water
-I imagine water flowing out of your d**k
-Trees
-Flowers
-Silver
-Wood
-The Sun, one of the most abundant natural elements in existence
-Cordial Customs
-Fire
-Remembering to keep your bed handy as long as it's filled with manure, worms, and s**t from where you grew up as a kid
......yeah man, vampires. Badasses.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:41 pm
For reasons that should be very obvious spending six or seven hours in a box is highly impractical. Especially if this is the tactic you wish to employ every time you go out during the night.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:45 pm
Says ******** who? I carve a few holes in that box, bam. Portable Anti-Vampire Patrol Unit. (PAVPU.)
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:55 pm
I like how your entire argument boils down to the opposite of a bad fanfic writer (that's not a compliment). Instead of taking all the benefits and none of the flaws, you've taken all the flaws and none of the benefits! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vampire_traits_in_folklore_and_fictionCheck it. For all this traditional vampire bullshit you're touting, folklore of both Europe and America has nothing to do with running water. That comes from Bram Stoker's Dracula. What, you're going to state that one is your source? Well then, vampires can get stronger at Midday, only weakened in sunlight, not killed. And all three 'traditional' vampires have enhanced speed, healing and shapeshifting, with many having psychic powers, enhanced strength, flight, control over other creatures...
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:03 pm
I never liked silver as a weakness for vampires.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:10 pm
The Thunder Tyrant I never liked silver as a weakness for vampires. I was always told it's because Silver is a "Pure" metal, so it hurts anything evil, or unpure or some s**t like that, also why it hurts werewolfs and demons to
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:13 pm
I don't think that makes any sense in any scheme of the spectrum.
I only need say 'Why silver?' and that should be enough.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:18 pm
Never said it made any sense, just simply giving it some explanation.
anyhow, If I wasn't a lazy a*****e, or gave a s**t, I'd research it, but we arent that lucky
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:20 pm
Werewolves aren't traditionally, as far as I can remember, weak to other holy objects though, so that doesn't really fit as an explanation across the board. Like, holy water does ******** all to a werewolf. Silver is just their "thing" as it were.
Which I prefer. I like there to be some uniqueness across different supernatural creatures when it comes to weaknesses. If you have a catch-all to kill any given monster, it gets kinda boring, for me. I stick silver with werewolves, cold iron with fae, and sunlight and fire to vampires.
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