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Father B.D. Robo Crush

PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:11 am


Lex Joseph Luthor
bah. To paraphrase the immortal words o' Jack, this world needs an enema.



....Father Blood Drench Robo Crush sincerely hopes you are not referring to smiting as being a form of enema. I would prefer never to be related to something that cleans out your disgusting bodily waste system, fleshy one. xp Seriously, digestion? That's just gross, fleshy one. Gross.
PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:16 am


Humans are an inelegant, messy system. I prefer manuvering them into smiting themselves.
Oh, loook, Jr. is choking on a piece of fois gras he grabbed off the table...

oops.

Lucifer Morningstar
Crew


Lex Joseph Luthor

Super Genius

PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:19 am


Father B.D. Robo Crush
Lex Joseph Luthor
bah. To paraphrase the immortal words o' Jack, this world needs an enema.



....Father Blood Drench Robo Crush sincerely hopes you are not referring to smiting as being a form of enema. I would prefer never to be related to something that cleans out your disgusting bodily waste system, fleshy one. xp Seriously, digestion? That's just gross, fleshy one. Gross.
Isn't smiting a rathyer slow process visited upon each individual, rather than the mass cleansing of the stupid?
PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:22 am


Lex Joseph Luthor
Father B.D. Robo Crush
Lex Joseph Luthor
bah. To paraphrase the immortal words o' Jack, this world needs an enema.



....Father Blood Drench Robo Crush sincerely hopes you are not referring to smiting as being a form of enema. I would prefer never to be related to something that cleans out your disgusting bodily waste system, fleshy one. xp Seriously, digestion? That's just gross, fleshy one. Gross.
Isn't smiting a rathyer slow process visited upon each individual, rather than the mass cleansing of the stupid?

Well, the way Father Blood Drench Robo Crush does it, yes. (I've always preferred the more up-close and personal touch I bring to the field. 3nodding )

But then it is admittedly more of a hobby that Father Blood Drench Robo Crush only occasionally profits upon. Mr. Morningstar has already revealed his subtlety and delicacy at this art, being a retired professional.

Father B.D. Robo Crush


Lucifer Morningstar
Crew

PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:24 am


Father B.D. Robo Crush
But then it is admittedly more of a hobby that Father Blood Drench Robo Crush only occasionally profits upon. Mr. Morningstar has already revealed his subtlety and delicacy at this art, being a retired professional.


If it's for profit it's murder. True smiting is done only for the joy of it. Or a quiet meal.
PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:30 am


Lucifer Morningstar
Father B.D. Robo Crush
But then it is admittedly more of a hobby that Father Blood Drench Robo Crush only occasionally profits upon. Mr. Morningstar has already revealed his subtlety and delicacy at this art, being a retired professional.


If it's for profit it's murder. True smiting is done only for the joy of it. Or a quiet meal.
What if it's for love? Or for a sacred quest?

I did my smighting with automatic weapons. Lots and lots of automatic weapons. And a couple of blades.

Atrocitus of Ysmault


Father B.D. Robo Crush

PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:38 am


Father Blood Drench Robo Crush prefers a bat for right now. But then I likely have more strength to back it up than you do. Certainly more weight and leverage, my metal parts being far heavier than your organic frame.

I've been looking to expand into stabby objects, though, would you reccomend any to Father Blood Drench Robo Crush? surprised
PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:39 am


Eric D Raven
What if it's for love?

Jealousy or revenge.

Quote:
Or for a sacred quest?

Self-righteous delusions.

Lucifer Morningstar
Crew


Lucifer Morningstar
Crew

PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:41 am


Father B.D. Robo Crush
I've been looking to expand into stabby objects, though, would you reccomend any to Father Blood Drench Robo Crush? surprised


A stiletto is a very elegant and timeless tool. Maximized length for stabbing, thin so that you can decide for a quick killing blow or lots of indiscriminent ones that lead to a generally bloody, leaky death.
Not good for slicing though. For that I would recomend Ginsu Knives.
PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:42 am


Father B.D. Robo Crush
Father Blood Drench Robo Crush prefers a bat for right now. But then I likely have more strength to back it up than you do. Certainly more weight and leverage, my metal parts being far heavier than your organic frame.

I've been looking to expand into stabby objects, though, would you reccomend any to Father Blood Drench Robo Crush? surprised
The sword I used was a katana. One slash took one man's head . . . and another man's feet. I had to interrogate him before he died, you see.

Atrocitus of Ysmault


Atrocitus of Ysmault

PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:46 am


Lucifer Morningstar
Eric D Raven
What if it's for love?

Jealousy or revenge.

Quote:
Or for a sacred quest?

Self-righteous delusions.

Someone had to do something.
PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:52 am


Eric D Raven
Lucifer Morningstar
Eric D Raven
What if it's for love?

Jealousy or revenge.

Quote:
Or for a sacred quest?

Self-righteous delusions.

Someone had to do something.
That would be bordom, not smiting.

Lucifer Morningstar
Crew


Father B.D. Robo Crush

PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:53 am


Hmm, Father Blood Drench Robo Crush just upgraded my visual receptors. What do you fleshy ones think, better?
PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:55 am


Lucifer Morningstar
Eric D Raven
Lucifer Morningstar
Eric D Raven
What if it's for love?

Jealousy or revenge.

Quote:
Or for a sacred quest?

Self-righteous delusions.

Someone had to do something.
That would be bordom, not smiting.
It would be boredom if I did it because I was bored. I did it because it had to be done. Because no one else was doing anything to help. Because they deserved it.

Atrocitus of Ysmault


Father B.D. Robo Crush

PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:58 am


...what if Father Blood Drench Robo Crush has smited for several of the aforementioned reasons? eek

Occasionally I have smote for lack of something better to do, for the sheer joy it brings me, and also because the fleshy one annoyed me and thus deserved it. How does that fly?
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