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To get to the other side?

surprised Naughty ShouPhoe.

... Hope you get out early. ninja

wink

My plan is...I'll go in, say I'm still not 100% better, and will only stay for a couple hours. So, I'll leave at noon.

agh, wtf.
long. read if you're bored.

dream:
It's night. I'm in my house, alone except for my cat. I check the clock and say "Oh, it's that time.." and look out my window and there are hundreds of frogs flipping around in the front yard. Dream-me doesn't care much and looks out another window, sees some guy standing on the roof of the neighboring house. I open the front door and slip out, making sure the cat can't get out, and when I'm outside the cat is standing in front of me.

Now, being a cat, she can't hang around and walk on the property, first thing she has to do is bolt across the road. And back. And across. And back. With me chasing her. Oh, and there are cars too. Eventually one car stops, the drivers get out and starts walking towards my house. My cat, being a cat, takes this moment to zip back to the front door. So when I get there - rather slowly because this is a dream and for some reason I can't move quickly in my dreams - I'm standing in front of my door with my cat and a stranger.

Same case with me getting outside and cat, I slip inside my house carrying the cat and the stranger is standing around inside. She sits down, so do I, some s**t which I can't remember happens and she and the cat tell me [yes I have a talking cat now] thing. I don't even remember what it was. I think a was a spy. Or a thief. Or something.

Next morning I am NOT in my house, but in some one-room inn in a town with a lot of people walking around, no roads just giant sand paths for pedestrians only, and a shitload of brick buildings. I get out of bed, open the door, and walk up to a building. Go inside. It's like a department store except it's small and it's got a restaurant up a flight of two stairs on one side of the store.

But up in the restaurant, the store looks like two stories below. Whatever. I meet up with Stranger and her Assistant, who was probably like nine.

Me: Oh, I'll go ask for some menus.
Assistant: No need.
Stranger: Waiter knows what you want.
(pause)
Waiter: You'll [Stranger] want the noodles.. for you, [Assistant] waffles.. and you, [me] the noodles.
Me: No! I want waffles!
Waiter: So you do. (walks away)
Assistant: That's how he works. (pulls out a clipboard)
Me: Damn psychics.
Stranger: Now, about that assignment..
[note: I don't remember what this was either.]
Stranger: You'll need to go here. (points at location on clipboard)
Me: Fine, fine.

So I eat, get up, and climb into this hole in the wall. It really looks like I shouldn't fit but I do. After a while of it being a dark tunnel, it lights up and is some giant complicated tube thing. I crawl around for a while, find an enclosed slide, and go down it, landing in a bunch of dirt. I get up, brush off, and am in some farm thing. Giant Complicated Tube Thing goes underground in over thirty places and has spots where the tubing just stops, which I assume means teleporting. Apparently it leads everywhere.

Some guys are working on the upper half of what it to be a two-level goat and ostrich holding facility.

(skip ahead a few hours)

Guys are done working and have walked off across the field into the forest. One ostrich pops up at the bottom of the staircase between the two levels, looks around for a moment, motions with his wing for me to come over.

Me: Yeah?
Ostrich: We all just woke up and had a meeting. I'm the chosen representative, and.. oh hey.
Me: Hmm?
Ostrich: You're not a construction guy.
Me: Nope. They left.
Ostrich: Where to?
Me: That forest over there.
Ostrich: Ooh, can't ask them then.
Me: Ask them what?
Ostrich: Wolves in that forest.
Me: ...
Ostrich: ...
Me: Ask them what?
Ostrich: Oh! Yes. About this thing. The second level.
Me: 'Bout it?
Ostrich: We don't really need it. We're fine with the one.
Me: So you were gonna give it back to them?
Ostrich: Well, yes, but if they're gone I guess you can have it.
Me: The hell am I supposed to do with it?
Ostrich: You've got opposable thumbs. You can think of something.


And, um, yes. That's all I remember.

xd

Oh, Tsukasa I wanted to ask you something. I've got this kid in my history class that doesn't seem to like me. gonk He seems to be from England, is there some secret password I should know about?

That's so hot. heart

Where is everybody? Am I the only poor, slightly-nerdy, overworked sap who's on Gaia on a Friday night? SAY IT AINT SO! crying

IT AINT SO! blaugh crying