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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:16 pm
Bah! If anything, it might turn you slightly necrophiliac.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:18 pm
Darshendros the Eternal Bah! If anything, it might turn you slightly necrophiliac. . . . . . . . *Edges away from you slowly*
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:18 pm
Only slightly necrophiliac? Oh, if that's the case..
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:23 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:24 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:25 pm
It looks like a bad porno flick at worst, a bad horror flick at best.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:26 pm
I think it's a little of both.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:29 pm
Bow chkka braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains wow.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:06 pm
rage, I salute you.
Also: Observe the discussion I just had with Darsh about his negative energy beings. Brace yourselves. It's a long one.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Since they're negative energy beings, you think energy of any sort would cancel them out.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: I would think that sunlight, for example, would have very lethal potential for them over prolonged exposure.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Since sunlight is essentially pure energy: heat and light.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: you would think any sort of energy*
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Basic mathematics.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Negative + Positive = closer to 0.
Mr. J // Ðarshendros says: nah, you're thinking shadows
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Uh-uh/
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Shadows are simply the absence of energy.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: I mean, sunlight.
Mr. J // Ðarshendros says: sunlight would affect shadow plane creatures
Mr. J // Ðarshendros says: doesn't make a difference to neg
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: It's not as if sunlight counters shadows.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: But meh.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: We debate the SCIENCE too much, that messes everything up. >>
Mr. J // Ðarshendros says: need pure positive energy or boltguns
Mr. J // Ðarshendros says: boltguns anointed with holy bolt rounds.
Mr. J // Ðarshendros says: annointed*
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Positive energy . . .
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Protons . . .
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Which is what sunlight is made of.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: o_O
Mr. J // Ðarshendros says: can't destroy what is destruction. >.>
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Not destroy . . . cancel out.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Not to mention, I would think that simply being on this plane would be unhealthy to them.
Mr. J // Ðarshendros says: plenty of life around to suck energy from
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Away from the portal, without a flow of negative energy to sustain them, they're essentially surrounded by positive energy on all sides.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Life is positive energy. As a matter of fact, it's practically the definition of positive energy.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: I would think they'd gain energy from eating negative stuff.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: You are what you eat.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: The fact that they're negative beings and sustain themselves on beings of positive energy . . . doesn't make too much sense.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: If they eat life, but there's no life around for them to eat in the negative plane . . . doesn't that mean they'd starve and go extinct?
Mr. J // Ðarshendros says: that's assuming they have to eat all the time to live.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Well, let's not call it eating. Let's call it consumption or absorption.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: They need to feed on something in order to function. Something that gives them the energy to do stuff.
Mr. J // Ðarshendros says: No, they feed off energy because that's their nature.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: And they do need energy because they are negative energy beings. It's still energy, even if it's negative.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: In any case, simply by doing anything, they expend their energy.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Excuse me, expend their negative energy.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: This is subtracting from the whole.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: You keep subtracting from the whole, sooner or later, you don't have a whole left.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Which is why you counter it by adding more to the whole.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Now, since they're negative energy beings, that means consuming negative energy.
Mr. J // Ðarshendros says: you're thinking too much
Mr. J // Ðarshendros says: I'm sending in Afro with the answer.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Therefore, it seems highly counterproductive to eat beings made of positive energy. It simply accelerates the subtraction from the whole.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: It's what I do. o_O
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Allow me to illustrate.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: -3 + (-3) = -6
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: More negative energy.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: -3 + 2 = -1
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: Less negative energy.
"Sometimes, dead is better," says: That's how I see it.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:14 pm
Zero has been divided by.
GET IN THE CHOPPA
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:16 pm
*Hangs from the landing strut as it takes off, in typical action hero fashion*
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:23 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:26 pm
gonk
*Dies in nontypical action hero fashion*
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:30 pm
That discussion wasn't very funny.
I demand that fifteen-thirty seconds of my life back.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:32 pm
Designated Hero That discussion wasn't very funny. I demand that fifteen-thirty seconds of my life back. *Refuses, and simply taxes another few seconds from you, because I'm a greedy corporate conglomerate and just because I can*
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