Tomoko Tama
There's a girl I know named Veronica... I don't really like her...
cry Now for you Solis:
Just your typical New Orleans street performer...
Okay then, to make it better, how about this...
Monica Jones - kick-dancer at a jazz club in Las Vegas. She was third in the dance line, and rarely got any attention. One night after a show, she was met outside the club by a biker named Daniel Jefferson. He said he knew about her past and how she came to Las Vegas, and that she was vital to a secret plot of a dangerous group of criminals within the country. So she and Daniel rode off to find her long-lost brother, who had been captured by these brutes. They broke into a building in Phoenix and broke him out. He told them that the man behind this organization was called Dane Cook, and he was going to kick down all of the doors in the nation. He said that Dane needed her powerful legs to kick even the greatest, strongest doors to the floor, like the door to the Federal Bank's safe. Daniel had no choice but to protect her, but she wanted to do something about this crazy idiot.
Monica found Dane Cook, and they fought in a great kicking melee in a Home Depot, knocking over tons of shelves and blocks with their giant kicks. He gave her a Su-Fi and that really pissed her off. So
Monica laid the final kick and knocked Dane's head off his spine. Dane was dead, and so was his awesome comedy career.
Monica returned to her club in Vegas with Daniel and kicked with the legs that defeated Dane Cook.
That should take the evil Veronica's spirit away. Begone!
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