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russiangal367

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:35 pm


Granted, but they kill us all.
I wish everyone stopped being allergic to my cat.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:48 pm


Granted, now everyone's allergic to you.

I wish my midterms weren't tommorrow.

cup_noodles


russiangal367

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:49 pm


Granted, they were today, you missed them.
I wish I could fix my microphone.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:25 pm


Granted. Its fixed. But now you've lost your voice.

I wish banks were open later.

PickleBoy


AnonymouZ

PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:57 am


Granted. But now you mess up your credit record and no bank would ever give you an account with them. Not even savings.

I wish communism could be a viable, non-corruptable* form of government.


*as in reference to the government, not necessarily my wish.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:25 pm


But in your attempts to bring about a seemingly failed idea you also reinvoke the facist. Enjoy stalin 2.0

I wish people would realize that all major government is the same, tha facist are extreme republicans and communists are extreme liberal. They don't get the whole right/left wing idea.

The Candy Store Massacre


PickleBoy

PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:17 pm


Granted. But since liberal is a notion of ethics and not necesarily government, it doesn't matter really anyway.

I wish my printer would just print the damn labels for my binder. Correctly.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:39 pm


Granted, but they come out all wrinkled and you use up all your ink trying to print some that aren't wrinkled.
I wish I had Blackmore's Night tickets (I want to see what all the fuss is about)

russiangal367


Lethkhar

PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:55 pm


Granted, they suck.

I wish Jimi Hendrix was still alive.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:15 pm


Granted, but he chooses not to play anymore because he thought he died and goes insane and becomes suicidal.
I wish I could get a refund for the Blackmore Night tickets I got from my last wish...

russiangal367


The Candy Store Massacre

PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:10 pm


Granted you get them refunded with My chemical romance tickets (i think this a crime to anyone personally)

I wish I could get this crappy song out of my head.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:13 pm


Granted, but another one gets stuck in your head.
I wish I wasn't in the cold room all the time (yes, its cold. ha, ha, irony)

russiangal367


The Seven Deadly Sinz

PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:17 pm


russiangal367
Granted, but another one gets stuck in your head.
I wish I wasn't in the cold room all the time (yes, its cold. ha, ha, irony)
Granted...but..hell I don't know, what's the irony?

I wish i understod the irony from the above wish.
PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:24 pm


The Seven Deadly Sinz
russiangal367
Granted, but another one gets stuck in your head.
I wish I wasn't in the cold room all the time (yes, its cold. ha, ha, irony)
Granted...but..hell I don't know, what's the irony?

I wish i understod the irony from the above wish.


Granted. You understand it and fail miserably to come up with an interesting corruption of the wish.

I wish human beings didn't spread STDs so easily. Or at the very least, wish i was immune to all kind of STDs.

AnonymouZ


Tenth Speed Writer

PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:06 pm


Anonymouz
The Seven Deadly Sinz
russiangal367
Granted, but another one gets stuck in your head.
I wish I wasn't in the cold room all the time (yes, its cold. ha, ha, irony)
Granted...but..hell I don't know, what's the irony?

I wish i understod the irony from the above wish.


Granted. You understand it and fail miserably to come up with an interesting corruption of the wish.

I wish human beings didn't spread STDs so easily. Or at the very least, wish i was immune to all kind of STDs.


Granted.

You get the classic "-1 Kidney tub of ice" routine.

Twice.




I wish time wasn't so annoying.
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