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 Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:05 am
WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:05 am
INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT
HAPPENED.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:06 am
JUST REMEMBER - IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:07 am
LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR
BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:09 am
IT'S DIFFICULT DOING NOTHING. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:28 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:41 am
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:42 am
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:44 am
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:45 am
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:47 am
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:48 am
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:50 am
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:53 am
> Question: If you could live forever, would you and
> why?
> Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should
> not live forever,
> because if we were supposed to live forever, then
> we would live forever,
> but we cannot live forever, which is why I would
> not live forever,"
> --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:53 am
> "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving
> kids all over the world,
> I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny
> like that, but not
> with all those flies and death and stuff."
> --Mariah Carey
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