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 Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:41 pm
One time I was looking for a pencil and my teacher came up to me and gave me his and he was just like, "Word, Stephanie." He made the weird W with his hands too XD
Another time my drumline buddy was laying on the ground and my other teacher was just like, "Get up off the ground... You're all dirty." I cried laughing at that :3.
Lastly, I was playing the lead snare part in this piece of music and then my band director Mr.Sommer was just like, "You need to play faster, Stephanie. Play like your arms are on fire!"
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 6:31 pm
Ok This is the weirdest thin Mr.Gray ever said...
"I'm going to tell you guys how to conduct...wave your arms around until the music stop!"
It was funny if you were there.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:52 am
When I was in sixth grade my BD, Mr. Juneau (so annoying >.<), called my Reading teacher a b***h. Seriously...those two hated each other. We couldn't stop laughing, he was so embarrassed.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:19 pm
Hartmetz: And now, I'll ask the percussion so they can get cake...when was the war of 1812?
Ok, so we were getting cake, and Hartmetz was asking us trivia so we could go get cake...
He said he tried to dumb it down for us, though...after all THERE'S ONLY TWO SMART PERCUSSIONESTS IN THIS BAND!!! And one of them was absent today..
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:23 pm
Ok, this one isn't what Hartmetz said, but what he wrote. He wrote "Mallets 1, Mallets 2, Mallets 3, Mallets/Pit, Mallets/Pit" on the board. Every time it said "Mallets" I thought it said "Mullets". I was laughing for about five minutes. Luckily nobody heard. His handwriting is worse than mine. And that's saying a lot...
So, it's like, we all have really bad haircuts for marching band then?
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:35 pm
*brings thread back from impending doom*
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:30 pm
One time we were having a long rehearsal, so my BD told us that we could "go sleep....an individual sleeptime...INDIVIDUAL sleeptime!!"
more quotes...
"Let's NOT play this piece backwards, we're not Pink Floyd... scream "
"This sounds like a German drinking song."
(after doing a really bad sight-read of Christmas music...) "OK! This is why we start Christmas music in October..."
"You guys are wholesome, all-American children who don't do drugs or committ violent acts!"
Those are some of the lesser funny ones, but she says tons of crazy things, I can never remember them all.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:40 pm
In the famous words of Daniel Griffith:
"You have to do what you have to do, either rope it or spank it."
He told us this while we were practicing one of our dance breaks where we did a combination of the hustle, a kick, point to the front, the sprinkler, disco point, and then ride the pony.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:19 pm
I love it when our band teacher calls the drummers "dumbers"!!!! its hilarious and completely insults them. he likes to insult everyone in weird and funny ways.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:38 pm
"Make sure to mark it on your scalanger."
Scalanger = mixture of schedule and calander
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:58 am
"Whips, chains, moans, this has to be the best concert band piece ever."
(About the same piece) "Come on, this is a painful moan, not 'Oooh, hit me again I like it' moan."
"Forte Piano doesn not mean Frickin' Powerful."
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:06 am
`Surgeon General Sexy` My band teacher made us march, and we were all spreading apart from eachother and he said "Your not a mraching band, your a loose confederation of rebelious magazine editors." That was so funny xd Kim was wearing a ghetto hat and he said "Are we da marching band in da hood?!?!" We were matching while the drummers were playing a kadence, and Koby yelled out "I DONT KNOW BUT IVE BEEN TOLD!!!" And the band teacher replied "KOBY IS AN IMBASOL!" And we had to put rubber shoes on our chairs so the chairs wouldn't scratch the gym floor and Mr. Bjorna said "Put the rubbers on the chairs so the floor doesn't get pregnant. He is a wierd guy... Tll me the wierd things band teachers have said to you, I apollogize if this is a repeat thread. WOW
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:04 am
Something i thought was funny was when our band director put up a poster that said"good music is not always played loud."
the next day while we were warming up he came into the room and said."good music is not always played loud,but we are playing for the elementary today so i want you to play louder.It sounds better."
and of course we all thought he was on .So we played loud at the concert and then he yelled at us after it because we played TO loud.>.<
what a drag mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 6:05 pm
"Okay, Warmup Set 3...That's a number, right?" -Mr. Powell
He had just been sick and was on medication. That was a fun class...
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:16 pm
Not my director, but my drumline instructor
this was to one of the snares that was playing with too much arm:
"I need less cow milking, and More Internet Porn!!!!!!! Feel it from the wrist man!!! There ya go, now ya get me!!!!! Feel it!!!"
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