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 Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:30 am
"Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them." - Edward W.Howe neutral neutral neutral ninja Ninja says join my huge contest http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=15740011 Ninja has spoken! ninja "The darkest souls are not those which choose to exist within the hell of the abyss... ...but those which choose to break free from the abyss and move silently among us." - Dr. Samuel Loomis
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:47 pm
*hits jukebox* biggrin *a metallica song starts to play* hey........i wanted an omelet.... not music... crying
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:34 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:44 pm
*starts to beat jukebox* die!!! *a white flag shoots out the top of the jukebox followed by an omelet* blaugh yay!
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:27 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:31 pm
Did you know that the typical panda eats, shoots, and leaves....? *twirls a lock of blonde hair around a finger n batts eyelashes*
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:37 pm
A panda walks into a bar, and orders a burger.
After the swallows the last bite, he pulls out a pistole and shoots the man at the other end of the bar.
The bar tender, shocked, asks the panda why he did it.
The panda mearly says, "Do you know what I am?"
"Yes." Says the bar tender.
"Look it up" The panda simply states.
The bar tender grabs a dictionary and searches 'Panda Bear'.
The dictionary says:
'Panda Bear; n. A large Asian mammal, eats shoots and leaves.'
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:53 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:57 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:15 pm
*watches this happen and throws head onto the table shes sitting at and pounds her fists on the table* im breaking down *screams*
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:45 pm
*covers gun wound* damn pandas... why must they take what they read in the dictionary so literally..... sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:11 pm
*LOOKS UP* cuz pandas are endangered
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:20 pm
"Madness is all around us."- Me.
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:47 pm
i can hear the birds outside having sex xp whee UHH SO GROSS
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:50 pm
eek
that's really weird.
lol
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