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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:09 pm
My arms turned into hands then i clapped, slowly at first then said, "Good job." I swelled up with pride then said, "You say you want to kill bad people matt? You where death's apprentice once... You had to kill good and bad people matt. Is that why you quit? Then stay the way you are. Becoming Eurekas apprentice means killing good people as well." I stopped and turned away from matt then said, "Your free from being my apprentice, and im done being your master and mentor. And to tell you the truth i feel no pain, for i killed that with myself long ago." I smiled and let out a hysterical laugh, one of insanity and one of freedom. Then i walked away. Simple as that i walked towards the robots, they parted and formed a path for me. "Keep up the good work boys." Then i came to plants loads of them. I ignored them, although they bit chunks of flesh from me. I stopped and threw another note at matt, this one landing in his pocket wich said, 'If you still wish to learn meet me in the amazon, and then we'll get serious. For real this time.'
With that i sighed and walked out of the bio-sphere and towards a door, there i punched a few buttons and it opend. From there i made my way to the surface world and simply disapeard into a city.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:28 pm
((LOLZ GO PORTAL! And GLaDoS. She's cool too.))
Cyrea sighed, then picked up her scythe. She swung down, and created a rip in the air that lead into Eureka's room. The tear fixed behind her, and she called out loudly, "Oi! Eureka! I need to talk to you! About this month's payment."
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:22 am
Matthew, felt absloutly nothign as Yata talked on. He leaned back agains't the wall, arms folded over his chest. He shook his head. "Yes...But at least I wont be drentched in there blood...At least I wont smell like it...At least the vivid images...Wont be so bad..." he said flatly, sure he killed the innocent...He had even without Yata. But it didn't bother him as much. Because the way Matthew killed people without Yata, was simple and painless....He didn't have to watch there suffering like he had, had people watch his own. Sighing he herd Cyrea, shivering slightly. He walked towards her voice, he'd rather sit with Cyrea and watch then have to let his thoughts drift to where they pleased. It wasn't safe..
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:16 pm
I walked into menards and came out a few hours latter hooked up to a wagon dragging loads upon loads of building supplies behind me. I sure did make one cashiers day. "Now to go back, to my place, and this time no damn magic. Just sweat, blood, tears, and maybe bone." As i passed, people they just stood there in awe, not knowing what to do. A few took pictures at my 'Super' humen feat.
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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:15 am
 Kyfen held his breath, hiding behind a large metal screen. He could hear the egg robot coming, it's various limbs making precise whirrs as they moved. Umm.... Kyfen wasn't really much of a fighter. In cartoons and movies, heroes always seemed to know what they were supposed to do to beat the bad guy, and they almost always had some weapon on the to fight with. Sadly, Kyfen did not carry a gun around with him on a regular basis. Where would he put it? Feeling that the robot had come close enough, Kyfen darted out, hearing the robot fire out little pellets at him, listening to them burst against the floor. Jumping forwards, he slid down on his trouser legs behind the pedestal that had once held that oh-so-trustworthy-looking green button. "Plan." He murmured, suddenly catching a flash of inspiration. He didn't need a weapon. He was the weapon. Kyfen smiled. It was perfect; reckless, foolhardy, impossible. Just right. Pushing himself out from behind the pedestal, Kyfen charged towards the robot. Pellets fired form this gun and that- but he dodged them, twisting this way and that in a bullet-time mode that would've made Neo applaud.
He was five fee-no, wait, that's four, three, tw- Kyfen leaped into the air, ready to land on the robot. Or, more like hoping. There hadn't been a chance in a million that this plan was going to work. Was ever going to work. In fact, it would take a miracle for him to even reach the bot without being hit. Ah. Now, you see, the miracle bit was the crucial part of this whole plan.
Kyfen later dismissed it, but he could've sword his feet had sprouted golden, hermes-esque wings to keep him going forwards. He could've sworn that the paint pellets had suddenly burst in front of him without making an impact. He could've sworn that, as he collided with the thing, something within it had inexplicably clunked, and the light in it's eye flickered out.
Whatever he'd been planning to swear, all of it was knocked out his head as he rolled and tumbled with the bot across the room, finally being cast across the floor in a slightly-bruised heap. Getting up, Kyfen looked at the bot. It wasn't moving, at least. "I won!" He said happily, jumping up and down. Then, remembering what he was supposed to be doing, Kyfen turned around and continued heading for Eureka's place. He could still sense her aura.
 There are two ways to {live}: you can {live} as if nothing is a miracle; you can {live} as if everything is a miracle.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:08 pm
((Wait a minute Elenwyd, when exactly did you get out of Eureka's lab-maze?))
Eureka watched with Matthew and Yata with a tiny smile, her hologram echoing her perfectly. She maneuvered her hologram behind Matthew and whispered in his ear.
"Yata's right you know. I won't lie. People die for science. They die all the time. But they're the lucky ones. The really sad ones are the people who live for science. Think of all the sad little test subjects that have lived twisted lives in mutated bodies. They want to die, they want to die so very badly, but they can't. Because that would set back the research."
She gave a sigh and smiled at him, her eyes gleaming. "But its all works out in the end, because I make it better for people. Sure a few have to suffer, but it's okay because everyone benefits."
A small ping sounded from one of her screens. "Excuse me, other matters have turned up." she muttered through her hologram as she clicked on the screen. Kyfen popped up, running straight for her.
Her face twisted into a grin as she noted her bested turret. "I like this kid. He can think and he's cute as well. Maybe I can get him on my side too...."
Her musings were interrupted as Cyrea cut a hole in her lab and demanded rent. Eureka was so surprised by the coming of her landlord that she nearly fell from her chair.
"For the love of plutonium, why the hell can't you just use the teleporter like a normal person?!" She shrieked as she clawed at her chair in a fit of surprise and anger.
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:22 pm
"Eureka, hurry it up. I haven't got all day. Don't worry, I didn't actually cut your machine. I just cut time and space. It'll stitch right back up, given a little time. To...you know...stitch. Anyway, hurry up and get down here, or Sunny dies a horrible, sparkling death!" Under Cyrea's blade was the neck of a humanoid-looking robot. Cyrea herself had given him the name Sunny, after the robot in I, Robot. That had been a damn good movie.
The robot had animated tears streaming down it's face. "SAvE Me, mAStEr! SHe hAS THe cAKe!" Unlike the Sunny from I, Robot, however, this Sunny spoke with the same accent as GLaDOS from Portal.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:50 am
Matthew loomed over Eureka, tierdly almost as his eye's sockets glazed over her. "I don't know anymore," his voice weak and shrail...Like it was broken, the way it sounded when he'd gotten that pen stabbed in his voice box from one of the other immortals, who hadn't lasted long.
It was disgusting when he cried, for his whole hollow socket filled with water and in the slightest movement it'd be jerked out. He looked around curiously. "I love training with yata, no matter how much of a ******** god damn a**-hole he is..But I enjoy working with science a bit more..."he slid down the wall and quietly began to hum. Thinking.
"What about..." he said almost non audiable, for he hadn't yet gotten an idea. "A COMPRIMISE! I can still be Yata's appritice...But I can work with you...For Your sicence generally causes destruction...And even if Yata said no I'd probbaly work with you anyways...For..Well..I kinda need help mastering ym swords..." His eye's widend,
"Maybe you should go save the I-Robot Cyrea's imitation.."
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:08 pm
I came to my plot of land and looked it over. Thinking about it i finally reached a conclusion, "Zen gardern." I set to work creating a fury of smoke, and saw dust. In a few hours i was done. A beutifull zen garden stood their with an Japaese emperor 's castle in the center.
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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:24 am
 Blissfully unaware of his father's attempt at Landscape Gardening, Kyfen continued running forward. He could literally see the glow of the immortals through the sheet metal walls of Eureka's lab, telling him that he was close, and would be there soon.
More than one immortal there with Eureka. He thought, sadly. ...So I didn't win? If only he hadn't pressed the button. But it had been so inviting. And he had got to kick some metal robot a**. Though it didn't really have any parts of it's anotomy shaped like a backside. It would've looked silly, what with the overall design of the thing and all. Finally, Kyfen came skidding to a halt outside two large doors. Opening these two large doors, he found another pair of large doors. Opening these, he found himself... In the room.
And damn, stuff was happening. Cyrea was there, somehow, and she was holding a robot hostage. Eureka was hanging off her chair, and Matt... Well, whatever was happening to his eyes was so squicky Kyfen quickly came to the decision that he didn't want to know what Matt was doing.
"Umm..." He murmured, feeling like he'd walked into something important. "Taa Daa~?"
 There are two ways to {live}: you can {live} as if nothing is a miracle; you can {live} as if everything is a miracle.
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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:45 am
Eureka rolled her eyes and scampered back onto her chair. "Cyrea, you're the only one that likes Sunny. I find her annoying. I think I may just stick her in a ceiling somewhere someday."
She sighed and produced a small sleeping cat from somewhere on her person. "I'll pay you anyway, because even though it IS my lab and I have about a million ways to make you into swiss cheese, you're death and if you're dead than what's the point?"
She threw the small cat down. It hit the floor with a metallic clang. However it seemed to be okay as it got up and licked it's fur.
"There, one robotic cat, as lifelike as I can get it. It'll never die, it'll never hate and unlike most of my robotics it can't kill you in at least nine different fashions." She sniffed and swiveled her chair down to the floor, seeming a little awkward.
"So uh, you wanna stick around for tea? It's been a while since I've had you down here and-"
She stopped as a tiny "Taa Daa~" interrupted her.
A smile touched her face as she saw it was Kyfen. "Oh hello little guy! Did you enjoy the game? You're just in time, you see me and Auntie Cyrea were just about to have tea!"
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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:09 pm
I was satisfied for now... Something was off... Something importent. What was it? I turned and seen rabbits hopping out of the woods. "It's almost time!" I pulled a calander out of my back pocket and a schedual as well. Flipping through both i nodded then said, "It's time~ My favriote part of the job~" I stood perfectly still, and soon i began to morph. A sproutted a cotton tail, with long ears. I was becoming the easter-war bunny.
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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:54 pm
At this point, Cyrea thew all caution to the wind. This meant, in other words, she was about to use profanity in front of an innocent twelve-year-old. "Auntie? Auntie? Why ********> am I auntie? I'm not his auntie, I'm his mother."
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:30 pm
((Wtf? His mother? Great now he's going to get a multi-personality disorder... and the sad thing is can't even do that.))
I now tied an orange bandanna around my head and ran off towards a city. People usually calm smiled and waved at me. "This is not going to do. Today is the start of the BUNNY WARS. This won't due at all." I grabed a basket and pulled out eggs. Taking carefull aim i threw them with deadly aim. It was on now.
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:28 am
[[xD Elenwyd, if I haven't told you over our billions of messeges, I'm telling you now. xD You worry me sometimes....]] He, he seems so well liked. Matthew sighed as he looked around, "I work for free, Eureka, not like I have use of money," he chuckled softly, "I have no one to buy gifts for or anything like that, no one to impress. Who needs money?" he asked as he smiled, patting her on the back. Waving to Cyrea, he bent down and hugged Kyfen. Strangly enough, his mood had changed quickly. He looked at them, "maybe I should go stop Yata...He's gonna scare the s**t out of people with his ******** easter." he shook his hed and sat on the ground disappering, he spread his wings, and swooped down and grabbed Yata. "What are you doing old man?"But frineds are few and hardly friends at all.
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