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 Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:05 pm
Devildog Tommy Draco: You know, Harry, you're really cute. Smexy, in fact! Actually, that`s the dream of many fangirls. But I don`t think so, though I love my yaoi muchly. Voldemort- Kill me please, so that I may join my beloved Dumbledore in the sky!
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:13 pm
Fenrir: Oh Lily, you're so beautiful.
Harry (looking at it in pensieve): EW...That's my mum
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:12 pm
Gwenog Jones: I HATE flying on a broomstick! I'm never flying again!
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:24 pm
Draco Malfoy: Go go Gryffindor! *cheers on Harry in quidditch match against ravenclaw*
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:57 am
Hermione: Hey let's ditch Charms!
Ron: No way! I'd rather study.
Harry: Yeah, quit fooling around.
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:39 am
Snape: Ring Ring..
Harry: Hello?
Snape: Ring Ring..
Harry: H-h-hello?
Snape: Ring Ring..
Harry: H-hello?
Snape: Ring Rin-
Dumbledore: *angry* Your phone has been disconnected.
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:13 pm
Snape- Let's see the great lioplurodon, Charlie!
Harry- *sigh* my name isn't charlie.
Snape- but the magical lioplurodon can change it to charlie!
Harry- why would I want to change my name to charlie?
Snape- so I don't have to fly to Romania and use my charlie jokes on the Weasley.
(ok this next one is my little edit from a line in HP7)
Neville Longbottom- I'll join the D.A. when hell freezes over!
Draco- I thought I would be the one to say that!
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:40 pm
Voldemort- I'm a half-blood and proud of it!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:42 am
In the cave where Slytherin's locket was hidden...
Regulus : After I finished drinking this potion, put gin in the basin instead.
Kreacher : But, m-master, how about the locket the Dark Lord put in here?
Regulus : Pawn it. And don't let mum know where we've been.
Kreacher : But master, how about you?
Regulus : I'll be partying with the Inferi, with all these gin! Now, get out!
There was a loud crack and the house elf was gone...
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:33 pm
Severus Snape: Miss Granger, you are a wonderful student. My best in fact. I just wanted to award you this upgraded cauldron for all your hard work.
Hermione Granger: Wow thank you Professor Snape! I'm so delighted!
Harry and Ron under their breath: Lucky! We've been studying so hard for this class. I wish Professor Snape would notice.
Severus Snape after hearing the boys: Don't worry guys! I did notcie. Keep up the good work you two!^-^ (Looks up and notices Malfoy looking glum and not working) Malfoy get back to work! You are just like your father! Always slacking off and being lazy. Be more like Hermione, Harry and Ron!
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:33 am
Mundungus : Return that locket! You filthy house elf!
Kreacher : Look who's talking!
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:49 pm
Snape- Minerva, can I borrow your nail polish?
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:55 pm
Slughorn: And don't forget to call 1-800-JENNY. It worked for me, I lost 100 lbs. Now let it work for you.
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:33 pm
Sirius:I love you Serverus, Will you marry me?
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:24 pm
Hermonie: Ron, I'm leaving you for Luna
*Luna Swoons*
Ron: but, but... gonk
Hermonie: Goodbye Ron... *walks away with Luna arm in arm*
(I love Luna and Hermonie as a couple razz so shoot me biggrin )
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