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 Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:47 pm
Granted, with your new talent you become a world reknown poet. Unfortunately a crazed lunatic misinterprets one of your poems as a plot to take over the world so they assasinate you thinking what the did was righteous and just.
I wish Earth was renamed Terra.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:41 am
Granted earth is now named Terra but from mass confusion terra goes into chaos.
I wish for a big sandwhich.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:37 pm
Granted, you get a 5 yottagrams sandwich, it is huge, sadly it crushs you and most life on earth, but hey you finally solve world hunger for the survivors.
1 yottagram = 10^24 (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 or 1 septillion) grams
I wish for I wish to be able to survive a 10^9 yottaton explosion. It take a supernova to to reach that amount of explosive force.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:36 pm
Granted. You survive your massive explosion, sadly the earth doesn't and you die in space a few hours latter, cold and alone.
I wish to live a terrible life and have nothing but misery for 99% of the time. But by being so upset I really love it when things go right, so I don't kill myself. Or fire.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:40 pm
You are run over by a train and you go to hell because one of the angels accidentally drops you into the darkpit.
You are tortured and raped by huge men in leather tights for the rest of eternity... boy that´s a looooooooooooong time
I wish I had a picture of Myotismon and Angemon hugging 4laugh
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:48 pm
Granted, you got the picture. Sadly you tripped after you got it and dropped it into a fire.
I wish I was part man and part machine.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:18 pm
Granted. You had an operation to make you half man and machine. But sadly as everyone knows Machine and Humans hate each other so your body is fighting itself... so you are constantly beating yourself up.
I wish for an epic poem.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:24 pm
Granted. The poem is so epic it makes your brain implode on itself.
I wish I could have what I wanted without any loop holes, or dying for being caught in one >_>
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:39 pm
Granted. You get what you wanted, all the time, forever and ever. So you have nothing to live for and all you want to be free from it all, so you give everything away and live forever in dirt. Till one day you get bored, and find that life has nothing left for you. At all, so your life is pointless, but you don't die.
I wish to be a board.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:52 pm
Granted you are now a marker board own'ed by a bunch of lesbian girls who do nothing but draw yaoi on yu, mainly GuilmonxTakato
I wish.......... that this would be my perfect wish and their would be absolutley no negativity coming from it, and that this wish was for my ex to stop being pissed at me and realize she was being immature
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:30 pm
(That is terrible! You are good.)
Granted. Your wish is prefect. So your ex girl friend is no longer pissed at you for being immature, just for acting like a kid. So she still doesn't like you. Also you get run over by a car, that isn't by anything in the wish, but hey things happen.
I wish for nothing.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:36 pm
and sadly enough, you get it for eternity causing you to feel empty, alone and unfulfilled.
I wish for Angemon or do I?
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:43 pm
Draco_Lord (That is terrible! You are good.) Granted. Your wish is prefect. So your ex girl friend is no longer pissed at you for being immature, just for acting like a kid. So she still doesn't like you. Also you get run over by a car, that isn't by anything in the wish, but hey things happen. I wish for nothing. I know it is but it was the first corruption to come to mind xD Lol you are a cruel man.... and she was being immature not me :b so yea, but shes still pissed... >.< Fortuantly you do wish for an Angemon but he becomes corrupt and becomes Devimon who is facinated with your body parts and constantly moelsts you o.O I wish i could afford a nice Gold and Silver necklace to give to my girl as an apology. And that i dont die in any way shpe or form. But Fire is cool so i will accept it as long as i dont die.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:51 pm
Granted. The silver and gold necklace burns your girl, she dies, and you (you now live in Canada) go to jail for life for murder! Have fun.
I wish for the person who is granting my wish to tell me the meaning of life from both Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Monty Python's Meaning of Life.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:53 pm
Taht is so not cool D: CANADA?! I HATE CANADA!!!!! lol
granted, now you are extremly confused about life and your brain over heats causing you to become mentally challenged.
I wish I could go back in time to when i was eight, and jsut hang out with my old friends. And absolutly no negativity comes from this!!!!!! lulz
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