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 Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:27 pm
granted........shes not a man......well, not a whole man.....but not a whole woman either............*dun dun duunnn*
i wish i wasnt exemecuted.............and still knew y my name is blue....
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:08 am
Well, I'm not sure what the word exemecuted is supposed to mean, I actually throw in your real wish which is to have a web browser that does a spell check for you(Mozilla Firefox is recommended), but if that's not what your after, then I grant your wish and you get..... an endless supply of Crunch 'n Munch
I wish that I owned a pirate boat
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:00 pm
granted, but then it sinks to the bottom of the ocean.
i wish anime was cheeper.
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:41 pm
Granted, but then the anime companies start putting the leprosy disease and poison on all of their products.
I wish I had a car and my license, and was an excellent driver.
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:11 pm
Granted, you become an official member of the nascar circuit and then you have to hire an entire crew and you become an icon with your own memorabilia doll and you become obsessed with your self and then set up a shrine to your self and start stalking your self and wind up writing a book about the whole thing
I wish that had an island to hid my pirate boat on
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:01 pm
Granted, but pirates steal it from you, along with your ship.
I wish I knew my friend's friend's name.
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:08 pm
granted, but it turns out that person was the one who beat you up in grade school
i wish my pizza was done cooking
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:58 pm
Granted, it burns.
I wish you hadn't brought up the whole beating-me-up-in-grade-school thing.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:17 pm
Granted, I didn't bring it up, you get fond memories of having your toosh spanked in a "that way" kind of way instead and it cancels out the you got your but beat memories, and you take a cold shower instead
I wish that I owned one of the monsters from the langoliers movies
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 12:52 pm
Granted, but because you own one the movie was never made.
I wish the music in my ipod would organize itself.
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:43 pm
Granted, but the software has a virus in it that causes your song to also rearrange the music and you loose all you songs as they slowly become opera ballads
I wish that Edison was still around to make light bulbs that don't burn out
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 7:19 pm
wish granted but the earth stays light the whole time and everyone goes blind.
I wish my parents would buy me a laptop.
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 7:22 pm
granted, but now your parents are poor and they die of starvation.
I wish I had a way to earn cookie flavored salsa
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 9:25 pm
...I don't get it.
Either way, granted but you end up puking your guts out due to some food poisoning.
I wish I was old enough to go to a strip club. biggrin
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:14 pm
Granted, but the strip club is only for children 2 and under.
And you're only allowed in to change diapers and clean potties.
I wish I were with my boyfriend.
dramallama
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