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High-functioning Marshmallow
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 Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:54 am
8D Bajillionaires are always the best solution to everything.
<-< I hate looking for a job~ D: It sucks. >3> No one's hiring and if they are, it's either too far, too sucky, or want expierence. D< GRAWR.
SHINJU BEATING UP ZACH?! 8D YAY! I wanted to see that~ >w< -goes to stalk- <3
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:54 am
XD Well... poor Shinju. The only billionaires is Giovanni (who finds her too young) Lorenzo (who's gay) Gino (who's too young) and Gaston (who's a creep) Well... yeah poor Shinju! rofl
@Serend, What's worse is the places that require you to actually do work! >:0
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:58 am
D< Aye! Gaston isn't a creep! He's PERFECT. 'Cause mummy said he was.
D< I know! THE NERVE. My presence alone would draw customers to their doors, they should appreciate that! The pricks! >->
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:06 am
I tried getting a job last year, and I probably would have gotten one if I weren't moving away so soon. >.> The interviews went well, but the moment they heard I was going to college in Japan, they couldn't use me anymore. It sucked.
I would hire Serend! 8D
Shinju will beat up Zach in a moment, but she first she must defeat the evil socks. >.>
That happened to me once. 8D I was mad at my sister, so I went charging into her room, and my socks + the carpet caused me to slip, and I fell flat on my back. xD It was hard to make an argument after that. v___v
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:23 am
@Serend, Gaston is the creepiest guy ever. XD Wait until he's 50, and he'll be just as creepy as he is now!
>:0 And if my brother ever opens up that marijuana distribution thing like he's been saying he would for months now, we can promise you a job!
@Loli, XD That's so funny and completely realistic for that situation too... just saying since I don't normally see someone trip in such a believable fashion in roelplays enough. >o> Little things like that please me.
>:0 It's sad because Zach could so take Shinju... if he only had the okay to defend himself against his girlfriend's sister.
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:34 am
I'm glad someone else appreciates roleplay slaptstick. 8D
Shinju's all talk. Like a Pomeranian. She can bark and bark and bark for hours on end, and maybe n** a little to test the waters, but the moment it starts to get physical, she'll go hide behind the couch or under a bed or something.
...Speaking of Pomeranians, there's a little pet store on my way to school that always has tiny little poodle and dachshund puppies in the window (since little dogs are popular), and the main customers are usually little old ladies with their tiny dogs. But today there was a tall white guy with a Great Dane, and I swear, every expression in the store was 'O__________________O'.
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:47 am
XD Of course, it's so rare to see that it's always nice! D= if only there were more opportunities for it...
Okay good, because if not, Zachery might end up in jail. XP
>:0 And then the Great Dane ate all the little annoying dogs and the world turned a little bit better for everyone's ears? /dislikes small dogs.
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:01 am
I once was in a roleplay with friend that was entirely 'Let's roleplay the weirdest and most random things we can think of! 8D' It was fun, even though it was shortlived (got a little too silly). But it was basically just the things you could never put in a normal roleplay without pissing off people for not being realistic or serious enough. >w>
I'm sure beating up a twenty-one-year-old wouldn't be Zach's worst offense. xD
I wasn't there to see, but I like to think so. <3
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:22 am
Yay! 8D Now, open up a business in California so I can get a job! >:'o
-agrees on ze slapstick- X3
:'o Tons of fun~ <3
D: Aye~! That sounds.. bloody~ ;- ; And expensive to replace. >:'o Small dogs are kinda cute, too! >-> They can be bitchy but that gives them CHARACTER. D<
owo I used to own a beagle~ T'was a sweetie. :'D ..When she wasn't biting or attacking a kid. >3>
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:31 am
xD
My dog is a neurotic mess. She's all limbs, to start off with, so she's already awkward, but one loud noise later, and she's just a trembling mess. I'm not even sure if she's a dog.
God, Shinju's character keeps on changing. ;w; TOUGH LOVE.
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:39 am
D= Zachery's gonna promote the coat hanger as much as he can. He's even going to make sure the kid's middle name is "Coathanger" So when the kid asks why his middle name is coathanger, Zach can say; "Because it's the only thing I could have murdered you with as a fetus >C"
Edit@Serend >:0 HOT PEPPER ON COP ACTION, YES? XD
It's getting so ******** weird there... XD
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:02 am
N'awwwww~! >w< She sounds like.. a greyhound or something. XD Or an oversized, thin rabbit. :'o <3
HA, Zachary. XD And ze Kotone.. 9w9 <3 And.. ze Shinju.. and.. That whole situation is just amusing, mmkay~? XD <3
MAYBEH. XD Ah~ 9w9
It is.. XD It's getting so weird~ 9w9 But, then, the whole situation is weird. >:'o
D8 I just realized how late it was~ ..Er, early.. er.. >.> ...Whatever. >:'o It's 7AM. D: ..I's finish mah post later~ >-> I'm tired. >:'o Or I should be tired. D: ...-done-
Ciao~! <3 Goodnight! >:'o ..Er, morning. >-> ...Meh. xD Or is it night for Loli~? >:'o ..I dunno, need to know my timezones better. o-o -done.. again-
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:02 am
Hahah, yes. xD I'm all for mean middle names. Besides, with a last name like Pineapple, Zach deserves it.
The Paprika/Romane thing... I'm so confused. @____@
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:05 am
Reply for Serend (I'm too lazy to edit my post)--
I like it because they're all just so confused and overwhelmed, it's gotten really weird. xD
My dog is part Italian greyhound. 8D She's got the legs and the build. It means she's really bony, though, so it's no fun when she tries to sit on your lap. D<
It is 11 PM here, and I still have to write a 2000 word essay with, like, six sources. 8D Due in nine hours!
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:12 am
XD I forgot to change his last name to korean in that posting style. I SUGGEST ICHIGO 'COATHANGER' PAIN-AEPEUL! >:0 That way it's Japanese, English, AND Korean! All we need is some Jewish so that Zach's dead mama could be proud... hurh... COATHANGER-STINE! >:0
D= crap it is 7AM! Ah well ******** it, no sleep for P today.
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