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 Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:43 pm
Hartley looked left and right.
"Look, if this is some kind of weird foreplay you and Lisa are doing, leave me out of it, okay? I'll make nice with you to keep peace with her and her brother, but I'm not going to play any games.
And, I'm not younger....you're older."
Hartley gave Powell an incredulous look.
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:46 pm
Who's Lisa? I'm engaged! I wouldn't being doing any foreplay with anyone but Clarice! And I know I'm not older! I was just fighting the giant building called Nexus and then it kinda electrocuted me and threw me. And here I am. So I must still be in the Nexus somewhere.
Hmmm...what would Bigby do here?
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:49 pm
Hartley gave Powell the once over. He was babbling. Maybe he'd been hit really hard on the head or something. No, that wouldn't account for the sudden aging thing.
Of course....it was well-known that Lisa preferred older men, so maybe she bribed one of the magic students to do this? Yeah, he could totally see her doing that.
On the plus side, Powell didn't seem pissed at him anymore for the crack he'd made at Achilles a couple weeks ago. So, at least there was that.
"Look, let's get you out of the gym and back to the dorms. You can get cleaned up and we'll, uh, figure out how to get you back to your giant building."
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:53 pm
Dorms? What dorms? I have to get back to Lantern's.
*starts walking towards the exit*
What the hell is this building? Is the Metavore crapping out new buildings or something?
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:56 pm
Hartley sighed and followed Powell out. As they stepped onto the campus, a few kids turned and looked at them, the hole in the gym, shrugged and went on their ways.
"Look, there's no school today because it's Saturday, but if Wayne sees this, he's going to blow a gasket. So let's get the Hell out of here first."
Hartley shoved Powell towards the dorms.
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:58 pm
eek
As Captain Picard would say....WTF is this $#^%!?
*stumbles towards some building he didn't recognize*
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:01 pm
It was then that Lisa honed in on the two of them. She stepped out in front of them in the path, hands on her hips.
"OH. MY. GOD. Chris, where have you been? You're supposed to be coming to dinner to meet Len today, remember? I-"
She stopped suddenly, and looked him up and down.
"I LIKE what you've done with yourself..."
Lisa licked her lips.
"Hartley, was this your idea? Perfect ten. I always knew you were the smartest of the Rogue Boys."
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:03 pm
Uh...Hart? Who is this? And why is she looking at me like I'm filet mignon?
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:06 pm
Why was he in the middle of this?!
"Lisa, Chris is acting a little weird, I'm thinking one of the magic kids probably missed a spell and it hit him. Probably Billy Penishands, the spaz..."
Lisa frowned.
"Oh. Well it's a niiiiiiiiiiiice look for you, Chris dear! Why don't you take it easy and relax, and-"
Suddenly, Mary Batson walked by. Lisa grabbed Chris's hands and put them on her boobs.
"That's right, allllllll yours, Chris, dear! Who cares about that slut, Cassie!"
Mary dashed off, with some new gossip to report. Hartley facepalmed.
"Lisa, you have to stop doing that every time Mary walks by."
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:08 pm
ACK! WHAT THE HELL!?
*yanks his hands back*
You're gonna get me arrested! And dumped by my fiancee!
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:11 pm
"C'mon."
Hartley grabbed Powell and yanked him towards the boy's dorm as Lisa stood there, licking her lips and winking at Powell.
"Look. This isn't public knowledge, but Lisa's last boyfriend was the skating instructor. She LIKES older men. And I don't even know why I'm helping you out. She drives me nuts, and you and I hate each other."
Letting out an annoyed sigh, Hartley dragged Powell into the dorm.
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:15 pm
Iris was coming back from town.. yes Iris not Bart. She was sick of pretending to be a guy just cause stupid Professor Parker told her to be She just needed to get back into her room..
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:17 pm
Dude! I wouldn't touch her! She's like...JAILBAIT! And Hart...what are you talking about. We're cool.
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Seriously, when did we get a school?
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:19 pm
Hartley tried Powell and Horner's door. Locked. And spacey adult Powell probably didn't have a key. He led Powell to his own room and unlocked it, letting Chris inside.
"Look, crazy things happen all the time at Hero High, so I'm going to give you some leeway here. But if this turns out to be some scheme Achilles cooked up or something, I am going to be pissed. Got it?"
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:23 pm
Ugh! Achilles? Why would I cook up a scheme with the Wesson Man? I know you wanna stay away from him. Sheesh.
*looks around*
So...Hero High?
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