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 Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:08 pm
Lucas Bishop X.S.E. George Sloane Is your bedside manner always this atrocious? I can only imagine what your lovers feel, waking up to find themselves riddled with bullets. Once upon a time, I had somebody I cared about, but I messed up and now's she's gone. So now all I have is the job, and even that doesn't help much on Sundays when I miss her more than I usually do. So please forgive me if I have no sympathy for crooks who go home with a different woman every night. I just can't get over the fact that I go home to NOTHING. *holsters his gun* Dude. Was totally talking to the supermodel with the creepy accent and even scarier gun. Need a hug, though? Or just another drink? Certainly don't mean to be a p***k to you, man.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:09 pm
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:09 pm
Lucas Bishop X.S.E. George Sloane Is your bedside manner always this atrocious? I can only imagine what your lovers feel, waking up to find themselves riddled with bullets. Once upon a time, I had somebody I cared about, but I messed up and now's she's gone. So now all I have is the job, and even that doesn't help much on Sundays when I miss her more than I usually do. So please forgive me if I have no sympathy for crooks who go home with a different woman every night. I just can't get over the fact that I go home to NOTHING. *holsters his gun* Oh t3h drama! Here, have a beer and a pint of mint chocolate chip.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:10 pm
::Sits up::
Please tell me this is a new beauty treatment and that I am not sleeping FACE FIRST IN A STEAK.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:11 pm
Jonah Hex ::Sits up:: Please tell me this is a new beauty treatment and that I am not sleeping FACE FIRST IN A STEAK. Skin must be merinated to retain moisture.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:11 pm
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:11 pm
Jonah Hex ::Sits up:: Please tell me this is a new beauty treatment and that I am not sleeping FACE FIRST IN A STEAK. Well, you were the one who fell asleep in it, fleshy one. Father Blood Drench Robo Crush does not know if human skin benefits from well-done mammal flesh.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:12 pm
Depends on the soup. Cucumber and Potato Cream is good for your skin.
And with that, I'm off to bed. Night folks!
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:12 pm
Not soup THIS time. And besides, I'm supposed to be a vegetarian! gonk
At least he didn't start smoking this time.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:13 pm
Jackie Estacado Jonah Hex ::Sits up:: Please tell me this is a new beauty treatment and that I am not sleeping FACE FIRST IN A STEAK. Skin must be merinated to retain moisture.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:14 pm
::wipes off steak juice and swigs the whiskey to get the meat taste out of her mouth::
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:16 pm
KittyPryde Depends on the soup. Cucumber and Potato Cream is good for your skin. And with that, I'm off to bed. Night folks! *mourns the passing of the fleshy one with drinks* crying Oh purveyor of alchoholic delight, Father Blood Drench Robo Crush will miss thee. *sigh* My beer is gone as well. Father Blood Drench Robo Crush bids you all good eve. Maybe next time you fleshy ones would like a sermon? surprised I've been practising... and I've left the bat out after some... constructive criticism. ninja
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:16 pm
Rachel Grey Lucas Bishop X.S.E. George Sloane Is your bedside manner always this atrocious? I can only imagine what your lovers feel, waking up to find themselves riddled with bullets. Once upon a time, I had somebody I cared about, but I messed up and now's she's gone. So now all I have is the job, and even that doesn't help much on Sundays when I miss her more than I usually do. So please forgive me if I have no sympathy for crooks who go home with a different woman every night. I just can't get over the fact that I go home to NOTHING. *holsters his gun* "that's not how it is where I came form. your love is so great you have a daughter. you'll find out with who soon enough." No offense to you Racheal, but I don't think about those days that have yet to come. They are windows to heartache when they fail to pass.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:17 pm
Have you tried an exorcism... we have a father here wink
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:17 pm
The melodrama is so thick I could cut it with a steak knife.
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No offense scarface.
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