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There's payment for making you wait, Cdore.


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Certainly is. No point in playing a game if it sucks.

I'd have quit this a while ago, due to not having any fun, if not for the fact that I just don't feel like it.

What, I'm supposed to be punished or something? Do you want a paddle to spank me? I'm sure you want to.

Wait, let me go get the leather and nylon, too. I'm sure you'll want that for my punishing. I'm a bad boy.

Punishment.

I'm done going out of my way to sugar-coat s**t for you. I don't care about you in the slightest, so I'll stop pretending to be considerate and just say exactly what I mean to say.

That means if I say something, it's the truth.

Don't question me about whether or not I'm being sarcastic or trying to protect your feelings by not just outright telling you something.

Don't assume that I mean something other than what I say.

Don't assume that I'm insulting you unless I insult you.

I'm done playing around with you. Maybe you could have won if you'd actually fought. Your character has every conceivable advantage over mine. You had reach, you had a bladed weapon, your mask is apparently armored, and as far as physical ability goes I'm pretty sure that if I asked "what's your sign" you'd respond with "greater than".

Yes. That was a math joke.

However, you insisted on playing this technicality game with me. You brought a weapon you didn't even know the name of, much less how to use. You're treating a shortspear like it gives you any significant increase in reach when held two-handed. You're attempting to choke me by grabbing on and hanging off me like a five year-old.

Technicalities are not your strong point, and you should have realized that by now. If you'd have just fought plainly there's no doubt that you'd be doing better than you are right now... but it's too late for that.

You challenged Shaq to a game of hoops and thought you had a chance because you made a free throw in P.E. the other day.

Yes. That was a metaphor.

I'm through with this. From this point on I'm taking the shortest path to ending this fight. No more playing around, no more clarifications. I'm using exactly what you write and responding to it and there will be no more discussion over how horribly performed whatever maneuver is done.

Yes. That was a rant.

Do something to show that for once.

You've completely ignored everything about the basics of not only combat, but the basics of simple movement. You need to walk before you can run, and you need to stand before you can walk, but you go straight from sitting to running and forget that there's a necessary step in between that.



...and no, you misread again. I'm not taking this any more seriously. I'm taking it less seriously than ever. I've stopped caring about getting it 'right' and clarifying everything. I'm just going to keep posting, and you can argue all you want to.

Oh internetz.

You two were ******** disappointing.