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 Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:37 am
Kitsune Ookami Erik: So to win Christine I must become my own worst enemy! *later* Christine: Erik where ar- *sees Raoul's backside, though it looks really skinny* Oh! Raoul! *hug* My you've lost weight. Erik: *who is obviously dressed as Raoul, says in a foppish voice that sounds not anything like Raoul* Well, while you wait for Erik we can sneak into his bedroom an- Christine: Yes! We should Erik: yes! I knew this would work! Christine: LET'S EAT ERIK'S SECRET ICECREAM STASH BEFORE HE COMES BACK AND BLAME IT ON THE PERSIAN! Erik: eek Persian: Hey! Erik: Uuuh....I was thinking something more... matuuureChristine: Ooooh *later* Raoul: Hey Christine. Where are you? Christine: *walking out of the bedroom with "Raoul"* Oh hi Raoul! Raoul and I were just...Hey! There's two Raouls! Raoul: Christine! That is Erik! You....just....went in bed... with Erik! Christine: Well it was dark...but he did seem a little thin...besides I'm not really Christine! I'm JOSEPH BUQET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dun dun dun* Whole Cast: eek eek eek *emoticon abuse* xp confused Erik: I....with...him?!!!! Ugh! I'm gonna be sick gonk Buqet: That's not what you said when--- Erik: *hangs Buqet* I'm gonna go wash every fiber of myself a couple of...hundred times now!....but he was right in some respect.... *dun dun dun* Whole Cast: eek eek eek *emoticon abuse* xp confused So THAT's why he hung Joseph Buquet! (No, I'm kidding.)
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:53 am
Christine: You're face is ugly.
Erik: No it's not, so ******** you.
Raoul: Um, yeah, Christine, kinda choking here.
Christine: *throws shoe* Shut up. I'm busy flaming the Phantom.
Erik: MUHAHAHAHA!!!! You can't flame me. My looks and prettyful eyes and skin and voice and--um....oh, yeah. *takes off glove and smacks Christine with it*
Christine: Aw, screw it. stare
Raoul: I'm scared...your darkness s**t is true?!
Christine: *rolls eyes* Um, DUH! *takes off Erik's other glove, walks over to Raoul and slaps him with it* b***h.
Erik: Kiss me, Christine.
Christine: No. Ew.
Erik: I implore you...
Christine: Don't say that!!! That's from Kung Pow!!
Erik: But The Phantom of the Opera was made before Kung Pow.
CHristine: Not the remake, smart a**.
Erik: Uh...*runs*
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:15 pm
That was funny
*Phantom characters in a chatroom*
Raoul: Hey Christine! We have the chatroom all to ourselves ^_^
Christine: Erik wanted to join so I gave him the wrong address. Heh heh!
Meg: That is mean! I'm telling Erik!
Christine: Meg? How did you get on!
Meg: I'm telling Erik!
Raoul: I guess that we'll have to leave before Erik comes...
Erik: Not a chance!
Christine: Oh shizznit
Raoul: shizznit?
Erik: shizznit?!
Meg: shizznut>?
Persian: sh1zzl3?1
Erik: Daroga?
Persian: wUt uP?1!
Darius: Master is such a n00b.....
Erik: Do you mind?! I'm trying to flame Raoul and Christine for giving me the wrong address!
Persian: h3ll0?!!!1 tA1k 2 mE!1!11
Darius: *sigh*
Meg: wat?
--christine has left the chatroom--
--raoul has left the chatroom--
Erik: Shut up Daroga!
Persian: 1 1S t3h l33t
Erik: Now you've done it! Christine left!
Persian: redface biggrin xd heart heart domokun domokun domokun 4laugh
Darius: rolleyes
Meg: rolleyes
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 8:42 pm
Erik and Christine are about to kiss when Darth Vader enters.
Vader- you shall not take Padme from me!
Erik- what?!
Vader get out his lightsaber and Erik his sword, they fight and Vader stabs Erik.
Erik-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Vader- Padme, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have joined..... (looks at Christine) My god! You are not Padme!
Christine- Oh my gawd, you killed Erik! But I'll take you.
Vader- My one and only is Padme.
Christine- Sorry, but she died!
Vader leaves.
Christine- Noooooo, black dude, I love you, come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:32 am
^ You know, Christine and Padme do look alike.
Erik: MASTURBATE!
In refrence to the thread about miss hearing lyrics. xp
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:13 pm
Galinda: Oh! The opera! Oh look! There's at little Christine Daae girl!!! Ccccchhhhrrrriiiisssttttiiiiiinnnneeeee!!!
Elphaha: And she has Cosette with her.
Christine: Hello Galinda! Hello Elphie.
Cosette: Oh Galinda! Darling! *they kiss each others cheeks and giggle like crazy*
Meg: Galinda! When did you get here!? *runs up and hugs her*
Elphie: I have no idea how we ever got here. For one, this is a Phantom of the Opera guild. Not a Phantom/Wicked/Les Miserables thread. For another, I've got no clue. We all have our stories taking place in a different time.
The other girls: *blank stare*
Erik: MMmwwwwwahahahaha!! *drops a curtain on Galinda*
Elphie: Oh no!!!! Oh well, at least now I can have Fiyero!!
Ephonine: *drops a curtain on Cosette* Yes! Now I can have Marius!!!! Thank you Phantom for teaching us that awesome trick!
Erik: Eh, think of it as nothing. Now excuse me as I kidnap Christine and take her to my layer. But shhh! Both of you know nothing.
Yeah, crappy, I know sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:41 pm
Kitsune Ookami Erik: So to win Christine I must become my own worst enemy! *later* Christine: Erik where ar- *sees Raoul's backside, though it looks really skinny* Oh! Raoul! *hug* My you've lost weight. Erik: *who is obviously dressed as Raoul, says in a foppish voice that sounds not anything like Raoul* Well, while you wait for Erik we can sneak into his bedroom an- Christine: Yes! We should Erik: yes! I knew this would work! Christine: LET'S EAT ERIK'S SECRET ICECREAM STASH BEFORE HE COMES BACK AND BLAME IT ON THE PERSIAN! Erik: eek Persian: Hey! Erik: Uuuh....I was thinking something more... matuuureChristine: Ooooh *later* Raoul: Hey Christine. Where are you? Christine: *walking out of the bedroom with "Raoul"* Oh hi Raoul! Raoul and I were just...Hey! There's two Raouls! Raoul: Christine! That is Erik! You....just....went in bed... with Erik! Christine: Well it was dark...but he did seem a little thin...besides I'm not really Christine! I'm JOSEPH BUQET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dun dun dun* Whole Cast: eek eek eek *emoticon abuse* xp confused Erik: I....with...him?!!!! Ugh! I'm gonna be sick gonk Buqet: That's not what you said when--- Erik: *hangs Buqet* I'm gonna go wash every fiber of myself a couple of...hundred times now!....but he was right in some respect.... *dun dun dun* Whole Cast: eek eek eek *emoticon abuse* xp confused *Just after Erik's first like* Buqet: To win Erik, I must become my worst enemy!
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:54 pm
Koneko Tsukino Kitsune Ookami Erik: So to win Christine I must become my own worst enemy! *later* Christine: Erik where ar- *sees Raoul's backside, though it looks really skinny* Oh! Raoul! *hug* My you've lost weight. Erik: *who is obviously dressed as Raoul, says in a foppish voice that sounds not anything like Raoul* Well, while you wait for Erik we can sneak into his bedroom an- Christine: Yes! We should Erik: yes! I knew this would work! Christine: LET'S EAT ERIK'S SECRET ICECREAM STASH BEFORE HE COMES BACK AND BLAME IT ON THE PERSIAN! Erik: eek Persian: Hey! Erik: Uuuh....I was thinking something more... matuuureChristine: Ooooh *later* Raoul: Hey Christine. Where are you? Christine: *walking out of the bedroom with "Raoul"* Oh hi Raoul! Raoul and I were just...Hey! There's two Raouls! Raoul: Christine! That is Erik! You....just....went in bed... with Erik! Christine: Well it was dark...but he did seem a little thin...besides I'm not really Christine! I'm JOSEPH BUQET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dun dun dun* Whole Cast: eek eek eek *emoticon abuse* xp confused Erik: I....with...him?!!!! Ugh! I'm gonna be sick gonk Buqet: That's not what you said when--- Erik: *hangs Buqet* I'm gonna go wash every fiber of myself a couple of...hundred times now!....but he was right in some respect.... *dun dun dun* Whole Cast: eek eek eek *emoticon abuse* xp confused *Just after Erik's first like* Buqet: To win Erik, I must become my worst enemy! But isn't that Madame Giry?
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:44 pm
Erik: I HATE OPERA!!! SCREW THIS THEATER!!!! I'm going to direct! WOOHOO!! And, by the way, I LIP SYNC!!! WHAT NOW?!
Raoul: Now, let's all calm down, Erik dear.
Erik: NO! YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?! IT TAKES TWO TO CALM DOWN! AND YOU ARE ALREADY CALM. SO WE CAN"T ALL CALM DOWN!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:34 pm
Firmin: Carlotta, you suck, leave this opera house NOW!!!!!!!! Don't worry, your replacement is much, much, better...
Carlotta: Noooo!
Erik: Yes! ^_^
Christine: Me?
Erik: All that work will finally pay off!
Andre: Your new replacement is...
Firmin: Erik!
All: eek What?
Andre: Weell....We wanted Christine, but we knew that Christine would eventually turn into Carlotta, then we thought about Meg, but she's too sweet.
Meg: stressed God shittin dammit!!!!!!!!
Firmin: And then we thought about La Sorelli, but she's a psycho, supersiticious dancer. And then Buqet, but then who would run the flies? And then Madame Giry, but we're currently afraid of her even more than Erik.
Erik: Sooo....I'm the new star?! *happy gasp* Christine, leave me!
Christine: But I just fell in love with you!
Erik: I'm to hot and spicey for you now that I'm a star, but you can stay in my lair and clean up after Cesar.
Christine: Okay ^^
Buqet:....wow.....
Madame Giry: I know...I can't believe that Christine is reduced to a pooper scooper for the stolen horse that we aren't suposed to know that Erik had.
Buqet: No I mean I WAS CONSIDERED BEFORE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:26 pm
They play the mockgerana and dance to it!
Ok, that's crappy!
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:30 pm
Adielianne ^ You know, Christine and Padme do look alike. Erik: MASTURBATE!In refrence to the thread about miss hearing lyrics. xp Yes, that is why I chose this weird theme! I'm glad someone figured it out, not being rude! xd
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:53 am
CHristine to Piangi: Nevermind Raoul and the Phantom! I want you!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:54 pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Christine x Piangi! No!!!
Anyways.
PoM: Hey, Erik! *pokepoke*
Erik: Go away...
PoM: Can I drive?
Erik: No.
PoM: Why'd you kidnap me?
Erik: ...because you look like Christine, love music, and sing like Michael Crawford and what Christine should sound like.
PoM: Ur...I don't know whether I should feel good or indifferent about that...
Erik: Shut up.
PoM: If I flash my thighs, can I drive?
Erik: If you sit on my lap.
PoM: Depends. Which part of your lap?
Erik: We're here!
PoM: DAMN IT! T.T *takes loads of pictures for the phans...and a t-shirt that says, I got kidnapped by the Phantom and went to his lair, and all I got was this dumb t-shirt?!* *backside* Oh well...
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:14 pm
Carlotta: Your part is silent little toad.
Christine turns and glares: Excuse me?! I don't think so.
Christine tackles Carlotta
Erik and Raoul sit together in box 5 cheering Christine on.
Buquet: My money's on Christine
Piangi: I don't think so.
Curtains close.
Firmin: Ladies and Gentlemen we appologize...the performance will continue in ten minutes time when the role of the countess will be performed by miss.... er... Joseph Buquet.
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