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 Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:01 pm
1. No, I'm fine.
2. Don't go home in a taxi cab!
3. Cool beans.
4. Don't blow up the band bus, Muslim!
5. [talking to the drum major] Can I take my shirt off?
6. My BD=Chicken Little
7. SIT THE F*CK DOWN! (My BD yelled that... It was uncnensored.)
8. Temple County Pride Band
9. Boiled p***s
10. Soloist Robert Hefner
11. You don't know me like that.
12. Moldy toast.
13. You yelled at us, we have no self-esteem!
14. How many flutists does it take to put a flute together? Apparently three. Quotes from the moment: "Push! Push!" "The head joint's too big, it won't fit in the hole!"
15. CanI wear my mom's shirt?
16. [insert BD's name here] has a bald head!
17. Ohhh, that feels soooo good!
Vague, aren't they? Well, they are inside jokes...
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:13 pm
let's see here... We shun Travis and Bryan everyday. (A girl dropped her sheet music and they just watched her pick it up. I told them they would be shunned by society forever.) We also have the french hron is the new trumpet. (We wanted to be heard too, so we played really loud.) And Connor's baby drumsticks. (He kept dropping his sticks and our BD Said, I hope you don't do that with your babies when you grow up, they break. His sticks have thereafter been called baby.)
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:16 pm
It's not so much a band joke as it is a section joke.
This guy, Walker, always eats a Kit Kat before practice.
Seriously.
Any time he leaves, this conversation happens:
John: Where's he going?
Ty: Probably gonna go eat a Kit Kat.
Everyone: lol yeah.
*later*
Walker: *comes back*
Ty: Where were you?
Walker: Got a Kit Kat, man.
...because of this daily Kit Kat ritual, I have now got a mental association of the candy bar with black people.
And it's hilarious. >>
"HEy what should we be for halloween?" "We could all be Walker. Paint ourselves black, eat all the Kit Kats, and yell at kids for touching our drumsticks." "LOL"
We're seriously not racist, it's just so easy with him and he knows we're kidding >>;
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:52 pm
↺_↻
This is just one for the baritone section, but we have this warmup we do called bach chorale.
We all say "Hey, are we playing Batch chorale?" We just pronounce it like that because it's hilarious.
BD: "K gaiz lets play bach chorale."
Me: "What are we playing?"
Section leader: "We're playing Batch lol."
Another one is references to DBZ, Street fighter, etc. We did this one part in the drill during a drum break, where we did a move looking similar to HADOUKEN!
So we all just randomly go "HADOUKEN!" Whenever we do that movement of the drill. Also, KAMEHAMEHA!!!! And we go on for like 5 minutes going KAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAMEHAME.......
Also... as a result of the first football game, Peach fuzz.
Another exclusive to baritones. 8D
Another...
Band kid: "Why's it so bright here?"
Caleb: "The sun's reflecting off my bone."
Caleb is the harbinger of many p***s and semen related jokes. xD I will not list them for you safety.
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:10 pm
xXMarching PandaXx 1. No, I'm fine. 2. Don't go home in a taxi cab! 3. Cool beans. 4. Don't blow up the band bus, Muslim! 5. [talking to the drum major] Can I take my shirt off? 6. My BD=Chicken Little 7. SIT THE F*CK DOWN! (My BD yelled that... It was uncnensored.) 8. Temple County Pride Band 9. Boiled p***s 10. Soloist Robert Hefner 11. You don't know me like that. 12. Moldy toast. 13. You yelled at us, we have no self-esteem! 14. How many flutists does it take to put a flute together? Apparently three. Quotes from the moment: "Push! Push!" "The head joint's too big, it won't fit in the hole!" 15. CanI wear my mom's shirt? 16. [insert BD's name here] has a bald head! 17. Ohhh, that feels soooo good! Vague, aren't they? Well, they are inside jokes... Lol. Cool beans. I don't know the joke but I say that! XD Let's see....... 1) 2 apples and a pear 2)Lip stick stuff. 3)It's all greased up. ((Referring to a just greased trombone slide XD)) 4)I only know three positions. ((Lol. I actually meant I only know three trombone slide positions. My friend made that into an innuendo.)) 5)Up down up down. ((Our band teacher makes us practice rest to playing positions really fast.)) That's all..... So far. It's only our first week of band. We still have many more months......
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:16 pm
1 we laugh at the same time wen the band directer goes to speak
2 make the kids that wear flip flops in marching wear a skirt and run a mile around the track
3 alot of other stuff 2 lol
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:53 am
1. There is always someone in our class that makes a mistake and Ms.Foster kinda jumps on us about it. For instance, last year I was always late to orchestra on the 12th of every month and this year when we were going over the class rules we got to the late and tardy issue. Every other sentence Ms.Foster would end it with my name.
2. If you're doing something Ms.Foster doesn't like then be prepared to be called a "Beenie" a multiple number of times. She throws stuff at you too if you're really bad. She threw a pencil at our bassist once but not because she was mad.
3. Play while she's talking and regret it! Enough said.
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:35 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:39 am
* when someone drops their intsrument*
Makes it play better
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:03 pm
hmm... Hi, New guy here, but nerdy like the rest. Got some here.
1) Richard: Shiny Bubbles!
Sergio: Balloons, ya dunt! (After the sections leaders filled the two band rooms with balloons.)
2) Giggity giggity goo, all right!
3) Boner tap. (Section leader taps our trumpet w/ his mouthpiece,)
4.) I'm Feynard Merguson!
5) OOOOOOOOOWAH!!!! (It's actually part of our field show!!!)
6.) Cha-cha, now! (Part of our field show again, we do a ridiculous dance.)
7.) Once, we locked up three flute players in a double-sousaphone locker.
8.)We also smeared the band room with fake blood for halloween.
9.)The Dance. (We put our trumpets near our crotch, to look like a boner, then we thrust forward in a wave-like motion.
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:03 am
1. RAYMOND SMASH!
Our band director has fits sometime where he yells and screams, so we decided to call them "Raymond Smash." (Like "Hulk smash" in case you didn't get it. Rofl.) He also refers to them as that.
2. "All musicians and drummers report to the auditorium."
One day when we had to play for the middle school kids visiting our school, that's what the office lady announced over the intercom. It was so funny.
3. Some of the nicknames for our director:
- The Raymondator
- Raymonous Prime
4. "Joe. Shut up."
Just because of the way he told our bass clarinetist to shut up.
5. "Bueno."
Because apparently one of our new members doesn't speak English. Poor girl can't understand a thing he says, so he randomly said "bueno" at the end.
6. "I LOVE BAND CAMP!!"
Joe, our bass clarinetist, likes to yell this. Weather we're at band camp or not.
Wow I had more than I thought.
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:59 pm
Well one day, in the pit, we were practicing our music, and we have this really BIG run at measure 69.
So Classy, that's his nickname, made this comment..
Kyle (our 'tech' or helper dude) "Ok we're starting at 69."
Classy "Oh, 69, good idea."
We got it right away and started laughing so hard!
From now on we just say "Ok we're starting at Classy's measure."
Another time, Kyle said
"Guys, seriously, we're not Russian so you're not rushing"
Except he pronounced Russian and rushing (like rushin') the same, so we didn't get it. Once we did, it was so funny! blaugh
We have nicknames too. One of my friends, while we were playing movement 3 was still playing movement 1 so we look at her and was like
"um.. *insert her name here* what are you playing?"
She was like "Aren't we on movement one?"
Us: "No! We're on movement 3"
So her nickname is movement 3 or third movement.
We probably have more.. but I can't remember them... sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:56 pm
1. FABULOUUUUUSSSS!!!! (Our old drill instructor used to say it like that)
2. Don't worry Raj, there aren't any peanuts. (He's allergic and there was a bit of a scare freshman year, but now it's a very grim joke.)
3. Thou shalt make love to it. Thou shalt make love to it again. (part of the color guard commandments)
4. PLAY LOUDER!!!!
5. KIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... (This could go on for minutes with people randomly starting in or dropping out and keeping the O going for a while. Kimbo is the current guard instructor.)
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:20 pm
"Xan, have you found "cross country" yet?" Okay this is what happened...my best friend, Xan, was in the pep rally with me and some of our other friends when our bd said something about the cross country team so Xan is flipping through her flipbook trying to find a song called country cause she thought he said "Find Cross Country" so now we always say that too her.
Another is...."Wall test!" okay, in beginning band this girl had this really crappy reed so he the bd said "Here let's see if it can survive the wall test." So he takes her reed walks over to the wall and jabs it a million times against the wall on the flattest, thinnest part of the reed, breaking it in half and chipping it everywhere. So now when people have crappy reeds me and xan look at each other and say "Wall Test."
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:14 pm
"WHY THE HECK ARE THERE SO MANY LUIGI'S?!"
...gotta love Mario Kart.
"The vending machines have an indecisiveness curse!"
Everyone who goes to them always forgets what they wanted and spends ten minutes deciding and buying the same thing they originally wanted anyway. :l
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