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 Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 6:53 pm
Because we think we're still English.
Why does Coca-Cola taste so darn good?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:28 pm
Because Pepsi doesn't.
Why can't penguins fly?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:45 pm
Because they're too lazy.
Why doesn't water fizz?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:50 pm
A:Because the magical Fizzle Fairy doesn't piss in water
Q: If monkeys have hair, why don't we have ticks?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:52 pm
A: because I said so
Q: Why is Starbucks addicting?
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 10:46 pm
A: they hypnotise you when you go there. So don't go there.
Q: Why, oh WHY?!!!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 12:08 am
because that's the way we all subconciously want it!! eek xp
when are we all going to just jump together and take out this planet?
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 7:07 am
Nevah!!!!!
Why does everyone who's old enough drive a car everywhere?
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 7:25 am
so that they can get everywhere to buy new cars
where did all the flowers go?
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 7:38 am
They walked away
Will you answer this question?
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 8:10 am
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 9:25 am
The flying chicken.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 9:40 am
Because there was a mirror on the other side.
Why don't I have more than 1952 gold right now?
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 10:01 am
Because you keep spending it on packs of Gaian cigarettes.
Why do my fingernails grow so fast?
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 10:39 am
because fingernails grow fast.
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