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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:11 pm
cookies
how many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:54 pm
729.5, but only if you don't have a tongue!
What are the four main compass directions?
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 8:44 pm
lost,forest,ice cream, and money
who's the ruler of the world?
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:02 pm
I am, but I'm on vacation and my second in command is doing it.
What is the recipe for sugar?
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:07 pm
Black coffee, cheese whiz, tomato sauce, and grey poupon stirred together in a rusty pot.
Who would win: ninjas or pirates?
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:11 pm
Chuck Norris
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:03 pm
stabbing his mother. What is the best way to shop for car insurance?
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 11:40 pm
pshhh...steeling it of course rolleyes
what sound does a cat make? <(>.<)>
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:08 am
Cherry Cherry Boom Boom!
Should you have taken a left turn at Albuquerque?
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:19 am
Only on the the night of a full moon.
What's your problem?
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:48 am
81
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:45 pm
The crazy old hobo who lives down at the dump!
Is a tomato a fruit or vegetable?
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:53 pm
a toad
what's the difference between katchup and catsup?
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:27 pm
katchup is what you do when you're falling behind. Catsup is what side a cat should be facing.
What is the flavor of cardboard?
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:43 pm
YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!
What's 3+77?
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