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 Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:39 pm
Granted. You had enough, then you lost them for cheating. Shame on you.
I wish for magic. This magic does nothing but sparks. The sparks cause laser beams. The laser beams turn into saw blades. And the saw blades turn into magic.
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:46 pm
Granted, and you use it, but as the laserbeam turn into sawblades they cut through you.
I wish for a normal life.
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:46 pm
Granted. but then the magic goes nuts and cuts your balls off
I wish for my partner to come to life
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:52 pm
Both are Granted at the same time. So your normal life blows up your partner. Also Beetii loses his balls, very slowly.
I wish for a fire.
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:55 pm
Granted. The fire soon consumes you and everyhting around you and you end up burning slowly towards your death.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:17 pm
Then you knew, unfourtunately, you are also cursed to forget it everytime you are about to wish.
I wish for fun.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:14 am
Granted, the kids in front of you are now having fun, and won't let you join.
I wish for to rule the world and everyone approved of it.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:57 am
Granted. You are now leader of the world and everyone agrred but not by their own free will, leading you to become a dictator by definition and you despise yourself so much you murder yourself just like HITLER.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:51 pm
Granted. I could read between the lines and know what you would wish for. My total control of time right? So yeah I have that now.
I wish for a remote. The remote must do nothing and not hurt anything, or have me killed in some strange way. Also my life doesn't change. Or fire.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:07 pm
Granted you got a broken remote that can't be fixed and you wasted your wish, are you happy now?
I wish for "safety dance" to be draco's theme song.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:04 pm
Draco_Lord Granted. I could read between the lines and know what you would wish for. My total control of time right? So yeah I have that now. I wish for a remote. The remote must do nothing and not hurt anything, or have me killed in some strange way. Also my life doesn't change. Or fire. I just have to say that was awesome "Or fire." Very Nice. Your wish is granted, unfortunately, you are the only one who can hear it. I wish to have a good long life.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:17 pm
Granted. But when you made that wish it was opposite day, making you have a bad short life.
I wish for money
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:04 am
Granted you rob a bank, but get caught when you get the money.
I wish to be as snug as a bug in a rug next to a mug.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:56 am
Granted. You are now a bug trapped under the rug, and the mug. It is falling onto you, crushing you.
I wish I rhymed all the time.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:12 am
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