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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:14 pm
“I went into a deli and got an egg sandwich and a hot chocolate. And then I went outside and I had to get a cab, so I had to put up one of my hands. But I already started eating my sandwich; I took it out of the bag, I was impatient. So my choice was hold up an egg sandwich or hold up a hot chocolate to get a car. So I chose the hot chocolate. And I put it up there and no cab stopped and I realized it was because I looked like I was toasting traffic. Standing on the street, ‘Here’s to you guys, to everybody heading west, I just wanna say I like what you do… but one of you needs to stop, pick me up.’”
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Mavrick Hunter Zero Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:21 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:09 am
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Hinata-chan27 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:49 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:14 pm
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Lord of the Demonic Flame
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:17 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:21 pm
I want some Dunkin Donuts xp
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Hinata-chan27 Vice Captain
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Mavrick Hunter Zero Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:21 pm
“I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.”
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:01 pm
ha I know I;ve heard that one rofl
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Hinata-chan27 Vice Captain
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Mavrick Hunter Zero Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:46 pm
On some Daily Show episode, when asked about dangers of MySpace: “On the downside, it’s loaded with sexual predators. On the plus side, it’s also loaded with sexual prey.”
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:47 pm
I'm glad I'm against Myspace even though my brother and sister both are on it
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Mavrick Hunter Zero Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:56 pm
“I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then Í said, “Does he bite?”. She said “No.” And I said, “Oh yeah? Then how does he eat? … Liar.”
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:06 am
these are all demetri martin jokes right?
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Lord of the Demonic Flame
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:35 pm
Yup. And myspace is dumb mrgreen
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