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 Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:39 am
*cough*
Please don't somke in my bed. gonk
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:43 am
•○♣☼♣○•
Well don't er...slime in mine?
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:44 am
Want me to "slime" you instead? wink
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:52 pm
uh oh howd i get here? eek
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:27 am
•○♣☼♣○•
Do you want the long/short/truthful/fantasy version?
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:33 am
I'll have any version, which may turn pleasant for my guttermind. wink
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:09 am
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Well...it was kinda boring actually.
You got off your face and gate crashed a 80th Birthday party, vomited everywhere, had a drunken dirty dancing contest with the Bingo lady...
At that point you call to say there was a rocking party that I should come to.
I arrived...spoke to the Bingo lady who was quite upset with you when you left her for the birthday girl...then I had to find and drag you away from your make out session with the birthday girl *shudder*
At which point you said I was a relationship wrecker, hated my guts and never liked my cheesecake anyway.
Promptly vomited all over me and passed out.
I kicked you into the car, drove home and dumped you on the couch.
Dirty enough...or did you want me to include the part about the senior stripping contest you started?
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:25 am
-grunt-Rrrr.....Rrrrr... Rrrrr?
[ Translated;What...Is... This? ]
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:43 am
I don't know how you got here, but I'm sure the zoo will pay well for you...
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:32 pm
You're too modest talk2hand
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:37 pm
I think you already know what I'm going to say...
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:37 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:40 pm
Just your flammable owls.
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:44 pm
You hate me don't you emo
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:46 pm
Wow, thanks! That's the first time I've slept in a bed in.... I'm not even sure how long!
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