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(i am going to edit on because i am bored)

Kyo shakes still in the ball. he looked up at mistress Ulvira "jabbress may i clean this honey off me." he did not want to be whipped, but he rather would not dirty her with the honey and that he wanted to correct. so at least he could kneel at her side with the out the chance of honey dripping down upon to her. he then quickly bowed to Ulvira to make sure she knew he respect for her. his fear was obviously there.

he screams out loudly as he feels his hair yanks on hard. he feel her yank out some of his hair as she pulled him, but he would not resist. he deserved this if this is what she was doing to him. he tryed not to show his pain from any where else but he screams. he Whimpers out "i am jabbress and jabbress i only serve jabbress please forgive me" he looked at her staying as still as he could, but he was shaking from her reaction from her vipers from her power over him. he knew she could easily control him

he feels the boot to the back of his head and trys and some how keeps his balance. he looks at her whimpering loudly trying to get as much of the stickiness off him but not sure how her much he could get off him. he did not enjoy being shown off to any one who passed. he did not enjoy being covered in this liquid and the honey. he wanted to curl up in a ball but was to scared to move. he was just shaking sitting on the bar. he hoped that she was having fun. when he heard the word soon enough he whimpered loudly getting even more scared. there was not way to put it but this women controlled his future, his life. he thought to him self he better not piss her off.

Confused by the sudden shift from casual to para RPing, Renor (aka Maku) glanced around the place a bit, whistling a merry tune before approaching the bar. "Good sir, I'll have your best wine!" He shouted, slamming his hand on the wooden counter for good measure. Turning to face him, an old woman frowned and then glared at him. "Sir? Why I'm a woman, you t**t!" She spat, phlegm flying in all directions as she spoke.

The masked figure sighed as he wiped the sticky substance from his mask and clothes. "Stupid whore." He grumbled as he wondered how to clean the mucus from his cloth. The old woman's eyes almost bulge from their socket upon hearing what the man called her. "What did you say?!" She spat more, reaching from underneath the counter.

Raising his hands and shaking them in a pitiful defense, Renor/Maku shook his head. "You misheard me, I said 'Where's the shore?'" Despite his quick reply, it was too late. In the woman's hand was a twelve gauge shotgun, poised and about to take aim at the man.

"ACK!" He shouted, swiftly slipping out of his chair and barrel rolling over to the corner. "Come on, I was jokin'!" He then shouted. In a reply the shotgun roared as a shot was let loose, striking the wall next to the crouched man. Splitters of wood flew everywhere as Renor barrel rolled to the other side, closer to the window.

"Old hag!" He shouted as he dived into the window, only to realize it was double panel, thus forcing him to fly back onto a table full of empty glass and...um...stuff. Now covered in old alcohol, the masked drow raised a table as a means of defense, only to find it proved none. Another blast from the weapon caused the wooden table to splinter in two.

"Son of a b***h!" He shouted right before he realized something. "Wait a moment!" He shouted, raising a hand to stop the woman. Just then, the woman paused as she was about to reload the gun. "I've got something to say. I saved a bunch of money switching to Geko."

Da end.

*posts*

surprised I'm not fun?! How dare you call me out like that! Why...I feel hurt...in fact, I challenge you to a duel! In order to regain my honor!

*pulls out raper*

Ha ha! On guard!

Oh? Well then...*ahem* Can I watch?

You talking to the kitty man? He's everyone's b***h, it's not THAT hard to get him to yourself for a while.