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 Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:56 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:49 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:19 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:45 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:24 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:35 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:05 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:05 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:08 pm
you know, with the stories that have been shared here I wonder if I should share the "dating my mother" story???
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:42 pm
NewGenious you know, with the stories that have been shared here I wonder if I should share the "dating my mother" story??? Why not? It can't be any worse than having your mother tell stories about you.
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:09 pm
another dateless Friday and my mother asks her to go to the bing hall with her and I say yes (I know, but hey I'm a loser). We go to the smoking section and we meet two nice people who just met themselves. One was this big balding white dude and the other was this middle aged black woman. Anyway we talk and play bingo and all that, all while my clothes absorb the smell of cigarette smoke. Anyway my mom runs out of smokes and she says she is going to get some more, so she gets up and leaves. A few seconds after she leaves the bald asks:
"so how long you've been dating her?"
"who?? neutral "
"that super-fine woman you are with."
"you mean...MY MOTHER!?!?!? HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN DATING MY MOTHER!?!?"
" eek oops, I'm sorry."
"oh yeah I forgot to mention we are also Springer guests."
" sweatdrop my mistake."
My mother comes back:
"uuuuh is there something wrong Car-"
"NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL!!!"
"okay neutral "
we go through the whole evening not mentioning what happened, but I gave her the whole details in the car on the way home:
"are you serious??? xd , AAAaaahHAHAHA....wait...should I take that as a compliment???"
"oh my god gonk gonk gonk "
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:18 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:20 pm
true story ya'll sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:39 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:45 pm
as soon as I can think of some??
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