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 Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:41 pm
While we were leaving the parking lot, my mother was letting this woman make her turn driving this huge a** escalade. While she makes her turn she almost hits us and she the woman screams "move b***h" lets her make her turn but then my mother FOLLOWS her to her spot: (the woman driviving the suv will be known as "w")
mom-excuse me, did you say "move b***h"
w-I said move there is only one side of the road for you (the ******** nerve)
mom-bullshit, but did you say "move b***h"
w-yes I did...what you wanna fight about it
mom-well then get out the ******** car you ******** b***h
w-psssh I'm pregnant (wait a minute...didn't you just offer to fight my mother you skank???)
m-who would ******** you, you ugly b***h??? (my thoughts exactly)
*skiiiiiiiiiiirt* my mom drives away and I applaude her the whole way. Man that was great.
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:56 pm
NewGenious While we were leaving the parking lot, my mother was letting this woman make her turn driving this huge a** escalade. While she makes her turn she almost hits us and she the woman screams "move b***h" lets her make her turn but then my mother FOLLOWS her to her spot: (the woman driviving the suv will be known as "w") mom-excuse me, did you say "move b***h" w-I said move there is only one side of the road for you (the ******** nerve) mom-bullshit, but did you say "move b***h" w-yes I did...what you wanna fight about it mom-well then get out the ******** car you ******** b***h w-psssh I'm pregnant (wait a minute...didn't you just offer to fight my mother you skank???) m-who would ******** you, you ugly b***h??? (my thoughts exactly) *skiiiiiiiiiiirt* my mom drives away and I applaude her the whole way. Man that was great. lol thats ******** awsome I would applaude her to
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:07 am
NewGenious While we were leaving the parking lot, my mother was letting this woman make her turn driving this huge a** escalade. While she makes her turn she almost hits us and she the woman screams "move b***h" lets her make her turn but then my mother FOLLOWS her to her spot: (the woman driviving the suv will be known as "w") mom-excuse me, did you say "move b***h" w-I said move there is only one side of the road for you (the ******** nerve) mom-bullshit, but did you say "move b***h" w-yes I did...what you wanna fight about it mom-well then get out the ******** car you ******** b***h w-psssh I'm pregnant (wait a minute...didn't you just offer to fight my mother you skank???) m-who would ******** you, you ugly b***h??? (my thoughts exactly) *skiiiiiiiiiiirt* my mom drives away and I applaude her the whole way. Man that was great. Awesome.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:33 am
my mom is gangsta, she will whip yo a** at the drop of her shoes.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:05 pm
yeah I never whooped anyones a** besides confuseus's but I won't mess with him now he can crush me, I'm a tiny person not that scary unless you think the way I dress or put on my make up is but yeah xp
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:54 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:51 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:46 pm
Ok, gather round kiddies, it's story time.
When my kids were in elementary school I was a playground aide at their school. I still work there, but now I'm a classroom aide.
We live in an area that is about 50% Hispanic, 50% white. We are White. One of Confuseus's best friends is Hispanic. When they were in 4th grade they got into an argument on the playground. Some of the Hispanic kids came to back up Confusus's friend, and some of the White kids came to back up Confuseus. Neither boy asked for, or needed any back up. By the next recess Confuseus, and his buddy had made up, and were hanging out together again, but the boys who had decided to involve themselves previously were still fighting. By the end of the day older siblings from the middle school had been brought into it.
These two boys never had anything more to do with it, other than their initial argument, but I was dealing with hostilities between the two groups the rest of the school year.
Silly huh?
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:00 pm
gi8ab Ok, gather round kiddies, it's story time. When my kids were in elementary school I was a playground aide at their school. I still work there, but now I'm a classroom aide. We live in an area that is about 50% Hispanic, 50% white. We are White. One of Confuseus's best friends is Hispanic. When they were in 4th grade they got into an argument on the playground. Some of the Hispanic kids came to back up Confusus's friend, and some of the White kids came to back up Confuseus. Neither boy asked for, or needed any back up. By the next recess Confuseus, and his buddy had made up, and were hanging out together again, but the boys who had decided to involve themselves previously were still fighting. By the end of the day older siblings from the middle school had been brought into it. These two boys never had anything more to do with it, other than their initial argument, but I was dealing with hostilities between the two groups the rest of the school year. Silly huh? when was that when I was in middle school or something
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:35 pm
XMad_KiTtyX gi8ab Ok, gather round kiddies, it's story time. When my kids were in elementary school I was a playground aide at their school. I still work there, but now I'm a classroom aide. We live in an area that is about 50% Hispanic, 50% white. We are White. One of Confuseus's best friends is Hispanic. When they were in 4th grade they got into an argument on the playground. Some of the Hispanic kids came to back up Confusus's friend, and some of the White kids came to back up Confuseus. Neither boy asked for, or needed any back up. By the next recess Confuseus, and his buddy had made up, and were hanging out together again, but the boys who had decided to involve themselves previously were still fighting. By the end of the day older siblings from the middle school had been brought into it. These two boys never had anything more to do with it, other than their initial argument, but I was dealing with hostilities between the two groups the rest of the school year. Silly huh? when was that when I was in middle school or something Yeah, Kenny, and Noel got involved from your grade.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:41 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:15 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:06 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:36 pm
gi8ab XMad_KiTtyX gi8ab Ok, gather round kiddies, it's story time. When my kids were in elementary school I was a playground aide at their school. I still work there, but now I'm a classroom aide. We live in an area that is about 50% Hispanic, 50% white. We are White. One of Confuseus's best friends is Hispanic. When they were in 4th grade they got into an argument on the playground. Some of the Hispanic kids came to back up Confusus's friend, and some of the White kids came to back up Confuseus. Neither boy asked for, or needed any back up. By the next recess Confuseus, and his buddy had made up, and were hanging out together again, but the boys who had decided to involve themselves previously were still fighting. By the end of the day older siblings from the middle school had been brought into it. These two boys never had anything more to do with it, other than their initial argument, but I was dealing with hostilities between the two groups the rest of the school year. Silly huh? when was that when I was in middle school or something Yeah, Kenny, and Noel got involved from your grade. I remember now
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:26 pm
Hey Kiddies it's story time again!!!!
When xmad_kittyx was 3 1/2 she cut her hair, as little kids often do when they get a hold of a pair of scissors. This was the day before we were going to have family pictures taken. So I spent the next morning calling around to find a beauty shop to get her hair fixed. This was a week before Christmas, so I had made quite a few calls before I found a place that could get her in. She had to get a perm to cover up the missing spots, but all in all her hair came out cute. Finally we finished at the beauty shop, and got to the appointment for the pictures just in the nick of time.
That wasn't the story though, I had to tell that to lead into the real story.
When xmad_kittyx was 5 she decided that she wanted a perm again. I didn't have the money for it at the time, so I told her she would have to wait. She remembered how we had rushed out to get a perm to fix her hair when she had cut it a year, and a half earlier, so she cut it again. In that time her skill with scissors had improved greatly. Instead of having a couple small swatches cut short here, and there, this time she had cut the whole front of her hair. She cut all the hair that framed her face, right up to her scalp. Even if I had the money, a perm could not have masked the butchering she did to her hair.
Needless to say, she never tried to cut her own hair again.
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